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Sorry about the mixed metaphors, but [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251 ]this'll teach him[/url] to go about willy waving!
Posted : 28/09/2016 9:47 am
My Aussie mates say it's standard practice to check loo seat etc carefully before sitting down
Posted : 28/09/2016 9:49 am
He said that being bitten the first time had made him wary of using portable toilets.
Not wary enough,the man's an idiot.
Posted : 28/09/2016 9:50 am
Workmate phones ambulance "My mates been bitten by a spider"
Ambulance control "You need to suck the poison out or he'll die"
Bitten Bloke "what did they say?
Workmate "They said you're going to die, mate".
Posted : 28/09/2016 9:50 am
I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."
I had to read that twice before I parsed it correctly.
Posted : 28/09/2016 10:02 am
I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim
Well if you will carry it around with you...
Posted : 28/09/2016 10:14 am