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Officers 'fed up with the lack of movement in the case'.
Had to be done, I suppose. 😉
Time to call special agent Picolax
xray ?
I had a patient once that didn't poo for almost a month despite us shoveling bran and laxatives in one end and all sorts of horrors in the other end. When he did finally go it was pretty impressive.
Excellent bit of journalism and a superb thread title. 🙂
*inserts "going through the motions" gag*
*followed by "gagging" gag
"Saw" a patient die once - hearty, probably still on the commode* after a fairly generous load of laxatives after being admitted with constipation.
(not Elvis, though apparently he is also dead 🙁 )
Maybe the Police have nothing to go on?
That case will go down the pan, mark my words...
Whole new meaning to Danger Farting.
Could do structural damage with that lot backed up.......
What they going to do if he *doesn't* have the drugs?
Timing police waste
He's better watch out or this could be him...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-42989091
Just give him an espresso , a fag and a line of whatever he is hiding up there.
How long before he feels the long (latex gloved) arm of the law?
This sounds like the plot from The Mule
Shit thread.
Wow. Imagine the relief when he lets it go. And the pain.
I remember watching some car crash tv show which included a women that got so backed up that it started to come out the other end so to speak. I kinda felt sorry for her, but also confused as to why she left it to this point to get medical help!
S**t just got real.
Shit happens..........eventually in this case.
He's out!
Wether or not it is out as well is unclear.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43317449
(depth) charges dropped !
Good effort. Now...relax....
🙂
What a turd.
I wonder if our protagonist has been in touch with the Guinness people (the world records ones, though the others may also be able to assist)