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Can we all agree that adult males going shirtless in public (unless on a beach) is an affront to all that is decent?

Also, middle-aged men should not be wearing shorts in public unless simultaneously doing some kind of sport. The severity of this satirical transgression is first doubled when the t-shirt (or shirt) is tucked into said shorts and then squared when ugly socks are worn.

Furthermore, unless you are sporting an athletic torso please stop wearing tight t-shirts. It puts me right off my lunch 😀


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 7:24 pm
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13 pages, one revealed goth, two unique dad outfits.


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 7:30 pm
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Wear what you like, you're not in a single sex, minor public school now.*
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*Is this OK to start with?


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 7:34 pm
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I wear shorts all year round! Given most of my trousers to charity shops....


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 7:35 pm
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Footflaps has the only correct answer


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 7:42 pm
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What sandals for baring belly?


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 7:44 pm
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What effect do Crocs have on the equation?

*asking for a friend.


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 8:06 pm
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Anybody that tucks any form of top in to shorts is the kind of person I don’t ever want to associate with. Shorts are ace regardless of age and should be embraced.

Seriously though, what kind of sick bastard tucks tops in to shorts?


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 8:12 pm
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Shorts I find ok, beer bellies not.
Socks n sandals are the ones I can't stand


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 8:20 pm
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I sometimes tuck
Deal with it


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 9:08 pm
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I had to check my Are you Bored Enough videos to see if I tuck, wear shorts etc. Never knowingly looked in a mirror to see what my clothes look like. Always just assumed I looked amazing.


 
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I sometimes tuck
Deal with it

Nope ya big weirdo


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 9:21 pm
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Only reason for tucking is to stretch the fabric round a sagging gut preventing exposure of the overhang


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 9:27 pm
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Can we all agree

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Posted : 20/06/2022 9:38 pm
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What’s “sartorial”? Is it when you’re recovering from an illness or injury? If it is then my current clothing style of cut off jeans (left leg only) could definitely be en vogue?


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 9:47 pm
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Can we all agree that adult males going shirtless in public (unless on a beach) is an affront to all that is decent?

Also, middle-aged men should not be wearing shorts in public unless simultaneously doing some kind of sport. The severity of this satirical transgression is first doubled when the t-shirt (or shirt) is tucked into said shorts and then squared when ugly socks are worn.

Ahh, now I understand. You are Jacob Rees-Mogg and ICMFP


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 9:53 pm
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Shorts all summer and I'm buff enough to take my top off 🤣


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 10:18 pm
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Put me shorts on recently... only to discover i have old blokes legs? These have appeared over winter as they were not there last summer.

I will however be wearing them regardless..

I am not middle aged as i have no chance of making 118.


 
Posted : 20/06/2022 10:35 pm

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