[Closed] STW v Mumsnet

[i]Girls discussing anal sex is just wrong.
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Hhhmmm. I will admit to a double-take/read when saw use of the word [i]Debris[/i]

Yeasch !.

S

EDIT: [i]On my recon of mn this arvo there was a thread posted by some dude who's wife wanted to divorce him. He was ripped to shreds it really was impressive.
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Linky ?

hora - Member
Girls discussing anal sex is just wrong.

I take it you mean "wrong" in the youth speak sense.. just like Bad and Phat mean good..

I'll try and find it but his name had builder in it. It was freaking awesome the vitriol.

Some of the sex threads make for good reading albeit somewhat graphic but gives you a females perspective. And some tips too !

Edit: just to be clear I didn't spend ALL afternoon reading mn ! Just maybe an hours telecon ...

willard - Member

Remember... Mumsnet is a strong political force. They helped win the election for the Tories donchaknow.

Oh, actually, well, sort of win. With Clegg's help.

Did they bollocks!

That forum is populated by hordes of squawking Labour voting automaton harpies!

And with that one comment, bravohotel9er found himself chased to the ends of the earth by hordes of hormonal women. When he could finally run no more, they descended on him and ripped him to pieces for his sins.

Cameron did a Q&A with them twice didn't he? I thought he got on well with them?

willard - Member

Cameron did a Q&A with them twice didn't he? I thought he got on well with them?

I think they disapproved of his choice of biscuits. Or something.

The diet sub-forum is a revelation. 18,500 or so threads and nobody has thought to suggest eating less cake and doing some £$%^ing exercise yet!

 

Some brief research indicates that at least one STWer may already be trolling mumsnet:

"[url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/998144-when-to-tell-someone-you-are-a-quot-randy-pervert?pg=4 ]as a randy pervert (and that is what quite a few of you would think of me) how should I (a man) communicate this to potential partners?[/url]"

but don't read the thread if you're of a nervous disposition 😯

As horrid as this forum can be at times, I kinda like to think that if you can survive it, then you're good to go anywhere in web-space.

Lets face it, STWF isn't for the weak/feint-hearted.

Really? I've always considered STW to be quite a jovial forum.

One of the other forums I used to lurk in had some of the headcase members turn up at somebody's house for a ruck over something they'd said online. Serius bidniz!!

I wonder if "<settles in>" is their "Pulls up chair and gets biscuits"?

bravohotel9er - Member

The diet sub-forum is a revelation. 18,500 or so threads and nobody has thought to suggest eating less cake and doing some £$%^ing exercise yet!

Are you seriously considering telling a group of highly hormonal women that they should stop eating their comfort food, THEN mention that they have fat arses, _THEN_ tell them that they should do some exercise.

**** man... You either have balls of tungsten carbide and no fear, or have no sense of impending doom, death and dismemberment.

My boss has just posted the airplane / conveyer question! [url] http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1001650-Please-help-solve-our-stalemate [/url]

I'm on there quite regularly for one reason or another and they're generally a lot better and funnier at dealing with trolls than the vast majority of folk on here.

So there 🙂

jahwomble - Member

I'm on there quite regularly for one reason or another and they're generally a lot better and funnier at dealing with trolls than the vast majority of folk on here.

So there

Yes, but what do they think of the 2011 Orange 5?

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/995199-Bum-Sex-amp-Wind?pg=15

Hora's in!

His cover seems to be intact so far... though i'm not sure what his cover actually is.. is he a woman or a gay man??

Good work agent hora.

You're up next barnes. Remember when once you get to the dropzone, make contact with the natives then send a signal back so we know you're cover is established.

Also on http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1001449-So-is-this-bum-sex-malarky-any-good?pg=2

Are you going to recommend Minty Arse Lard as a lube?

hora, you are a braver man than !. This man deserves a medal!!!!

I ve gotta join up later and get in on the action.

awaiting the thread "arnt there a lot of new posters on here lately?"

😆

My boss has just posted the airplane / conveyer question! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1001650-Please-help-solve-our-stalemate

Been rumbled on page 2, in less than an hour - impressive:
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"Does S T W mean anything to you? "[/i]

[i]awaiting the thread "arnt there a lot of new posters on here lately?"[/i]

Yeah, if we send in too many at once, then the STW infiltration will be spotted....Sooner

[i]You're up next barnes[/i]

Hhmmm. Not sure he is. He'd have to log-on using his real name, and that would sort of blow-his-cover.
now trying to decide if that would be a bad thing

😉

lol, busted re plane & conveyor.

I'm on both (didn't do the busting above though), just found munsnet rather more useful for preggo questions than here!

just found munsnet rather more useful for preggo questions than here!

I don't believe that for a second! 😉

i'm sure plenty on here would have felt compelled to offer opinions all the same.

Has anyone recomended GT85 as a lubricant yet?

what tyres for?

nobtwidler - Member

what tyres for?

I wonder what their opinions of Kylie are?

Good of you to go in so "under cover" hora - I mean, we would never have guessed it was you. 😆

"Does S T W mean anything to you? "

we need to be vigilant of new STW members, mumsnet will send asassins

when is the sfb warhead being fired?

shall we offer them TJ in exchange for some droopy tits?

i have spent the afternoon lurking on Mumsnet and i have to admit.. it is very, very addictive.

The topics are fascinating and the quality of the responses are insightful. It's like a window into the minds of women!

{off to buy the lastest Cosmo}

*skips to the end*

Am I right in thinking some people are signing up over there purely to troll?

Seems a bit pathetic.

If hora's brain-dumps are occurring on another website, I for one shall not be complaining. 🙂

BigDummy- I'd be chewn alive and spat out if I went toe-to-toe with Mums. My own missus is bloody scary enough.

Her current logic defies belief and she has developed selective-amnesia which really annoys.

she has developed selective-amnesia which really annoys

I thought that was just part of the female make up, born with it. It's not something that somehow develops overnight. You just might be a bit more aware of it now. 😀

Probably not a quote or response to post up on MN though....

Seems a bit pathetic.

It's really not that bad.

Maybe I'll stick to to filthy talk and vice like kegels

I think Im in love.

[i]Her current logic defies belief and she has developed selective-amnesia which really annoys[/i]

You mean she's forgotten why she ever found you attractive? 😉

Sod the "airplant on a conveyor" thread, someone ask em about Picolax!

Couldn't we merge and create "SingleMumsTrackWorldNet"?

Shouldn't that be "Tracking single mums on the net"?

How much does your Maclaren Twin Techno Double Stroller weigh and has anyone gone tubeless?

no replies since 🙁

EEK! They are onto me! The Yummy 'Ladies emailed me (puts on foil and hides behind sofa)

has anyone replied to my thread, can't access it at work 🙁

How much does your Maclaren Twin Techno Double Stroller weigh and has anyone gone tubeless?

Funny you should say that - one of my partners in crime asked me the other day whether I thought a ghetto tubeless conversion on his daughter's pushchair would be practical.

Andy

rOcKeTdOg - Member
has anyone replied to my thread, can't access it at work

The Sex Cam one? Yup.. (sorry about the formatting..)

By rOcKeTdOgUk Tue 13-Jul-10 22:21:10

what if your partner spent their time while you were out ****ing themselves silly to girls on "sex webcams", and when confronted says "it's the same as looking at page three and it's my money"

is that considered cheating?, there's no physical contact between parties as such

Add message | Report | Contact poster By msboogie Tue 13-Jul-10 22:31:41

not cheating no, just not something I would be prepared to live with.

The technicalities are irrelevant anyhow- its how you feel about it that matters...

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Any****er Tue 13-Jul-10 22:33:07

are you asking how we would react in that situation ?

"here's the decree, matey"

that about covers it...

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Shineoncrazydiamond Tue 13-Jul-10 22:34:20

Don't know about cheating as such but it would be a sackable offence in my book and I would be leaving him pretty pronto for sure.

It seems different to online porn to me, as it's 'interactive.'

Give him the push. He's an idiot.

Add message | Report | Contact poster By jesuswhatnext Tue 13-Jul-10 22:50:08

my respect would be gone for good - as would he!

Add message | Report | Contact poster By JuJusDad Tue 13-Jul-10 22:54:09

Not the same as page 3 - unless page three has suddenly become an interactive, fully nude, pornographic thing that requires far more than the initial cost of the Sun "news"paper.

What Msboogie, AF and the lovely Shiney said...

Add message | Report | Contact poster By BenHer Tue 13-Jul-10 22:54:40

You've at least got to admire his honesty!

Add message | Report | Contact poster By BrittanyBeers Tue 13-Jul-10 23:11:20

I'd have issue with my DH buying The Sun, let alone this.

Add message | Report | Contact poster By CelticBanshee Tue 13-Jul-10 23:41:48

Just 'ew'

He wouldn't have time to zip up his willy before I kicked him full force out the door

i like the fact that on that plane/conveyor thread the first suspicion of invasion was from f365 - a footie forum i also frequent that is renowned for prolonged discussions on the topic and also for (now-banned) forum invasions. 😆

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/relentless-training-for-an-elite-athlete-newbie-biker?replies=29#post-1609699 ]Have they started over here?[/url]

I was given some advice once: men are like carpet tiles- lay em right the first time, and you can walk on them forever

I must get off Mumsnet.. I now feel cheap and dirty. 😯

Tears are running down my face...[url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/995199-Bum-Sex-amp-Wind ]B*m s*x gives me wind[/url]

Yes, a bit worried about that bum sex / wind thing. Been telling Mrs B that my wind is due to using energy products.......

I must get off Mumsnet.. I now feel cheap and dirty

There seems to be tenfold more anger on Mumsnet compared to STW.

FACK, look at the topics:
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships

This is all very childish, can't you all play nicely?!! You like bikes and they like bum s@x. Get over it 🙂

Agree with Emma.

Thank you hora, I'm guessing you'll be making no further posts then, particularly on the bum fun threads?

My wife can categorically state that the "bibbble" method does [u][b]NOT[/b][/u] work

It's also Disgusting. Bibble?? WTF !!!!!???

Read the entire STW thread..

I tried my best an all....

Sorry hora I think I may have blown your cover on your breast-feeding thread! (yes hora posted a breastfeeding thread)

I just have. Just read some of the mn threads too. Scared for life. Sad face

I didn't post more than once on the bumfun thread- it scarred me reading it.

Abit [i]too[/i] graphic.

I see you've been busted on the condom thread though.....

"Dh is on STW (or Singletrack World for those not initiated ) it's a mtn biking forum that discusses a whole hell of a lot more then
biking. Think of it as MN for blokes who also happen to ride bikes."
-- [url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/993999-to-dislike-the-term-39-Daddy-39-s-Girl-39?pg=2 ]bebemoohatessnot[/url]

Lol!

I can't beleive that with all the usual " I'd do her", "Kick her back door in" etc type comments that turn up on here on an hourly basis......Just how timid and easily shocked some of you are. Surprising how many of the regular MTFU shouters actually seem quite victorian about s*x.

That particular thread was actually relatively tame for mn.

Right I'm off to the pub 🙂

Oh dear.. looks like Pistonheads have taken it too far. 🙁

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1002913-Oxo-tower-How-thoughtfull?pg=1

Not to be too self referential, but:

*skips to the end*

Am I right in thinking some people are signing up over there purely to troll?

Seems a bit pathetic.

It's all a bit Internet circa early 2000.

can't beleive that with all the usual " I'd do her", "Kick her back door in" etc type comments that turn up on here on an hourly basis......Just how timid and easily shocked some of you are. Surprising how many of the regular MTFU shouters actually seem quite victorian about s*x.

That'd be me. Great talking about the act but the consequences and reaction in detail is alittle...grim? 😕

Talking about something better than actually doing it? Seems fair.. this is STW after all 🙂

'Owning' a lady is one thing.

Her telling you how she smashes the toilet bowl afterwards is completely, another thing.

I tried one less b in "bibbble" and she says that is crap an all...

"Talking about something better than actually doing it? Seems fair.. this is STW after all "

Fair point 🙂