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Mrs yunki is wracking her brain trying to come up with a relevant name for her roller derby persona..
It needs to incorporate something that makes it personal to her, maybe her job (cake designer) or her blue eyes or links to Texas in the US..
Names are usually a play on words, or cute or aggressive..
some examples
Fanny Havoc 17
Rollo Cop 911
Nurse A Grudge 89mg
Whoops-A-Daisy 22
Mineza Cyder 8.2%
Insane Bolt 100m
favourites that we've come up with so far are
Texas Affray and
Cherry Bake Hell
what have you got..?
Lone Star Fruit Cake
Houston we have a problem
GeneralSaraLee
Texas Chainsaw Cakemaker
Raisin Hell
Sister Sledge?
Doris Karloff?
Hay Maker
scone with the wind?
Tits McGhee?
Edit- just read the brief... Oops.
How's about the Buffet slayer? Have your cake and beat it/you..
Vicky Spunj
Terror Miss U (OK,not a cake but similar vein). Works well if her name happens to be Ursula, or similar.
Death by Chocolate
The Phantom Flange Flinger (made myself laugh with that one)
Mr Crippling
Meals on Wheels
Fanny Galore & the Love Custard Reaction
Don't suppose she would like Bakewell Tart would she...
Or Cotton Eyed Hoe?
lone star killer
ice eye baller
El Pasoaggresive
do we get free cakes?
Flannybatterer.
Who's Ton?
Mud Cake Deep.
Rising Arizona.
Yeast To West.
For the Texas link there was a contemporary of Billy the Kid, a lady-criminal by the name of Belle Starr. You could also maybe have Butch [s]Cassidy[/s] Cassandra, or Machine Gun [s]Kelly[/s] Jelly
Self raising flower
Derbie Doughs Dallas
Flour Pow-er
Hell raising flower?