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I'll go if someone else goes first.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:31 am
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You need to make some rules.

i.e Anyone posting pictures which are obviously not of themselves, usually for comedic purposes, get deleted.

 
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Posted : 19/05/2016 9:37 am
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Anyone posting pictures which are obviously not of themselves, usually for comedic purposes, get deleted.

Yeah, this. Although I have absolutely no power to enforce.

But please, if you post, let it be you. And non-pornographic, obviously. I want to hold down my lunch.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:39 am
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All right, allow me to be one of the first unattractive, generic looking, slightly tubby, forty-something white anglo saxon males to post my ugly mug up.

There'll be plenty more, all the same.

Just to prove that i'm NOT Jamie 😉

[url= https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7608/27108452645_64118d3c57_b.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7608/27108452645_64118d3c57_b.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/HitUwz ]Generic anglo-saxon forty something fat bloke with a bike[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/140975292@N04/ ]Perchy Panther[/url], on Flickr

 
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Here is my stunt double

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:41 am
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I'm one of these people.[img] [/img]

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:42 am
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dont do smiling apparently - none of the shots in my phone have a smile.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:43 am
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I'm one of these people.

That frock doesn't suit you.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:43 am
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It was still the 60s man.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:48 am
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The Bacchus Marathon last September

Cheers, Rich

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:51 am
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percypanther - has anyone told you that you look just like Jamie?

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:51 am
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perc[b]h[/b]ypanther - has anyone told you that you look just like Jamie?

Ain't that how genetics usually works?
I am, allegedly, his love-child after all. 😉

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:52 am
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turbo ferret..... mcdowell - richard ..... you were the helpful guy at middleburn in the late 90s / early naughtys......

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:55 am
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I'll go if someone else goes first.

Saxon Rider - You owe me a mugshot.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 9:57 am
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From the weekend at Bolton Abbey. I'm enjoying an apple. No bikes involved.

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Posted : 19/05/2016 9:57 am
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turbo ferret..... mcdowell - richard ..... you were the helpful guy at middleburn in the late 90s / early naughtys......

I was indeed, 2001-2003 IIRC. Happy days.....

Cheers, Rich

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:01 am
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Oh, alright then. This is me two years ago, and 3 stone heavier:

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Slightly more recent:

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And being awesome:

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And I think, if you trawl through old posts, there is one of me and Mrs SR somewhere.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:02 am
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Go on then, I'll join in:
[url= https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5816/22555526926_4e69d1807a.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5816/22555526926_4e69d1807a.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/An9Ykh ]Selfie![/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/91843706@N08/ ]Sam Dexter[/url], on Flickr

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:04 am
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Sexy, huh?

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:07 am
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CFH - Do you enjoy a nice chianti with your fava beans?

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:08 am
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now some of your bike builds make sense turboferret.

Cheers for all your help back then 😉

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:09 am
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Bunnyhop and me (wearing my [url= http://iris-cycling-uk.co.uk ]Iris Cycling[/url] reflective overshoes) on our tandem riding the [url= https://www.facebook.com/rondevanchinley/?fref=photo ]Ronde Van Chinley[/url] last month

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:17 am
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I had Saxon Rider in his mid-50s.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:19 am
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This is me, and as an extra bonus my beautiful new born baby Daughter Lucy Rose who, as of today (19/05/16) is 2 days old. 😀
My name's Mike.
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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:20 am
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Awwwwww! Cute!

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:22 am
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Congrats, jekkyl! Lovely!

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:22 am
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beautiful new born baby Daughter Lucy Rose who as of today (19/05/16) is 2 days old.

Why is this guy holding her though? 😉

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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:24 am
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Awwwwww! Cute!

As is the baby...

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:24 am
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I had Saxon Rider in his mid-50s.

Based on the wisdom of my posts? Hahahahaha!

Anyway, how do you know I'm not? 😉

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:26 am
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[s]Based on the wisdom of my posts? Hahahahaha![/s]

Anyway, how do you know I'm not?

Well, in the pic where you seem to be pondering your existence you look late 30s.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:27 am
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This is me at the start of Manchester to London last year. Safe to say I wasn;t looking as fresh at the finish.
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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:28 am
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Perchypanther looks prettier than i imagined (and i have a blooming great imagination :oops:)

I thought all STW folk would look all rough and gnarly, but you chaps are all clean and well groomed (even the baby)

I better get a wax,shave and buff before i post....maybe some poly filler as well 🙁

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:29 am
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@bongohoohaa: Not bad. I think I was 42 when that was taken.

@miketually, you have definitely NOT shared the google photo correctly.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:30 am
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A me & baby montage when I was up at stupid o'clock with her, several months ago.
Still can't do selfies - I don't know how people fit themselves into the shot - I think my arms must be too short. Took about 50 pics to get a few 'usable' ones & then found a collage facility on Pixlr which was fun to play about with for 10 mins.
It's amazing what you find to fill the time with when you've been up for hours & have run out of STW forum topics to read.....

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Congrats Jekyll. Our daughter is now almost 7 months!! Time flies....

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:31 am
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That's lovely Jekkyl, many congratulations!

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:34 am
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Pic of me and the bike....

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[img] ~original[/img]

This is the most recent one on my phone. Don't facebutt dry stone walls, kids...

I normally look a bit happier. Well, not much, but a bit.

JAMIE????

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:34 am
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Dad!??? Is that You????

I'd know that ugly face and shit bike anywhere... 😀

Mum said you went out for ink cartridges for the printer and you just never came back....

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:35 am
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This is a better picture of SaxonRider:

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Me:

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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:42 am
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Somewhere in the Midlands as I was part-way through riding London to Snowdon.
Picture was about 18 months ago.

I'm Matt.

 
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Me.

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Also me. A few months later.

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Stalking an officer of the law......

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Don't think I've changed much in two years.

http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/mugshots/page/49#post-5691235

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:52 am
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molgrips, you're not supposed to reveal what I look like in my working clothes. Now you've gone and blown my cover.

 
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First known picture of me on a Mtb, I'm not going to put up the last 🙁

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Posted : 19/05/2016 10:55 am
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Me riding the Tour Of Flanders earlier this year.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 10:57 am
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Me and El Chino Rapido

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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:08 am
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I'm bringing up the rear of this motley crew.(Taller one on the green bike)

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:16 am
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Me, offending locals several years back.

Apparently the light reflecting from my chest was visible from space at this point.

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Edit - the link not working is probably a blessing in disguise.

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:18 am
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Cool as flip me
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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:19 am
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On the right.

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Moi 8)

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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:22 am
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Nice T-Shirt Harry

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:24 am
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Me, looking slightly confused by the idea of a selfie!!

[img][url= https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/27040313691_77893d1745_c.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/27040313691_77893d1745_c.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/HcsFc2 ]IMAG0707[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/55623703@N05/ ][/url], on Flickr[/img]

 
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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:27 am
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molgrips, you're not supposed to reveal what I look like in my working clothes. Now you've gone and blown my cover.

I almost posted a picture of Rasputin but then worried it'd be a bit to offensive 🙂

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:30 am
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...and if I'm on a night out.

[IMG] [/IMG]

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:33 am
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Why so serious?

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:35 am
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[img] ?oh=4f40119da98eac1a306defce2792db49&oe=57DEB2B4[/img]
Sad times, there was no fixing that one!

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Happy times, in lycra gimp mode having just got my Bontrager signed by Mr Bontrager at Bontrager 24/12

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:36 am
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[img] https://www.crazyguyonabike.com/pics/docs/00/01/74/69/small/Lunch?v=1 [/img]

Irrational exuberance

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:43 am
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@miketually, you have definitely NOT shared the google photo correctly.

Nice hat though.

This is a bit ****y but my niece took it with an old film camera I gave her, so I'll let it go

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And a bikey one of my bollocks

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[i]*reports as offensive ^^^^^*[/i]

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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:51 am
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Congratulations jekkyl 🙂

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 11:55 am
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hammyuk = The Edge

Just turn a little to your right... Okay, there you go.

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Posted : 19/05/2016 11:59 am
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Racing on a hangover earlier this month...

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and sans helmet so you can recognise me:

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About to catch a forum member hook, line & sinker......

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Posted : 19/05/2016 12:06 pm
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Your underwear is showing.

Teehee.

 
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Your underwear is showing.

Teehee.

I don't know how to dress as an adult. Still stuck in the early 2000s

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:09 pm
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Still stuck in the early 2000s

Say Hi to Joe Cocker for us will ya?

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:11 pm
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Your picture is about 20 years younger than your posting style though.

 
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Say Hi to Joe Cocker for us will ya?

😀

Your picture is about 20 years younger than your posting style though.

🙂 thanks!

 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:12 pm
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Its a veiled compliment... 8)

 
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haha, even better! I thought it was an insult, but put on a brave face and tried to take it as a positive.

 
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I'm having trouble with posting a photo. I put one on flickr, got the BB code, then it crashed, and when I went back into flickr, I had a totally different view and the options to share and get BB code not visible.
I'm no good with technology!

 
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and in more fluffy happy mode

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