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We the undersigned respect each other and do not disscriminate on grounds of
Race
Sex
Gender
Religion
Political affiliation
DB
What about character?
Dietary Choice.
It's discriminate.
Ride bikes or not?
Choice of footwear.
Choice of Audi.
Respect seems to be a bit much, can i sign up to merely tollerate?
+1
Would wheel size be going too far?
Ok so that’s 7 people already signed up to the charter already
And some great amendments
I’m not signing up to it’s complete are you the EU?
Is there a backstop? If so can I keep coming back to ask for it to be changed?
Respect seems to be a bit much, can i sign up to merely tollerate
It's tolerate ffs.
Haha.
What about GDPR compliance if I sign up?
Trollerate, surely?
Choice of wood burner ?
thread of the year
What’s the Charter position on the pastry lid ?
This is a red line for me.
What are the consequences for not signing up? Is there a cliff edge?
Parenting.
Pastry lids are not part of the charter at the moment you will need to form a group of your own to lobby for this amendment, ty
I don't like cats.
thread of the year
*petitions the house to move the decision date back, we'll need more time*
Is the charter advisory or binding?
Well it looks like we have consensus, the charter will be activated shortly.
It’s discriminate.
It’s tolerate ffs.
Grammar winkers
Will my privacy be valued?
Traitor.
What about spelling and grammar mistakes? Do I really have to respect and tolerate someone who doesn’t know the difference between you’re and your or brake and break?
I’m not sure I’m strong enough to do that.
What about gingers?
What about spelling and grammar mistakes?
Well I'm glad you bought that to the table. I pacifically asked you not to bring that up.
What about spelling and grammar mistakes?
Can their ever bee a agreement?
What about watches? I can't abide watch discrimination...
Guys I’m taking a break from the forum. Thanks for your questions. I’ll seek to answer them next time I need to go to the toilet. Good luck until then with being respectful along charter lines.
Does charter mean charter?
Is it a hard charter or a soft charter or a no deal charter?
Ok - we are now fully bound and agreeing to our vow, end of.
Amendments 1.
No discrimination will be permitted regarding:
Watches
Ginger folk
Wood burner
Spelling and grammer
First implication of this is that the moderators can now retire - job over
Is no charter better than a bad charter?
I call for a further amendment before i join up, i currently have 3 brexiteers bound and trussed up with duct tape in my shed and reserve my right to torture them with facts and realistic outcomes, i may also exercise my right to poke them with a shitty pointy stick from time to time and call them ****ing cretinous idiots, unfortunately or fortunately (point of view?) one of them is a diabetic and is not doing to well (lack of meds apparently....who knew?...shrug....) and the other two have taken to scavenging on her gangrenous limbs so i expect the current situation to continue for a number of days.
Can i still join?, or do i need to have the previous 7 days clear of torture and imprisonment before admission into the snowflake club?.
I don't like cats either.
But back to the OP. I'd like to think that I can control my on-line behaviour without the need to signing up to something.
Apart from the bit about cats. I ****ing hate them.
I'm taking my respect for others views seriously. Like this lot.
Perchy, I'm in with the pastry lid faction after being shown images from a pub that "specialises in pies". Oh no it doesn't.
wouldn't a pub that specialises in pies be a pie shop? just one that also sells beer.
also can we continue to slag off b.s.o's? asking for a friend
Are we OK with ebikes
What about music taste? I've been disscrisminasted against for not liking old rock shite and it drives me to tears.
PS. that ^^ is not me signing up
Are we OK with ebikes
There's always a red line you can't cross !!
I can't respect anyone who;
Uses the terms 'swap out' or 'colourway'.
Drives a 'premium' SUV.
Lives in a city and has a woodburner.
Always refers to things by their brand name. I don't care what make your barbecue is.
Is a music snob.
Thinks a bowl of stew with a pastry wig is a pie.
Takes everything I post seriously.
How very dare you Rusty Spanner. I'm out.
🙂
A pastry wig?
You are dead to me, Spanner
Never had you down as a stewpée fan PP. 😶
The sea? It's over there. I'll hold your coat.
Where do we stand on goggles and bunnets?
Never had you down as a stewpée fan
You must have missed the Great Pie War of 2015.
What colourway is the Charter? If it's not the correct colourway are we allowed to swap it out?
Dezb.
Shirley you are Driven to Tears?
Right, I've signed up. Where do I hand it in?
Great Vid ^^^^ 👍👍👍👍🤩
I’ve another addition.. before committing..
Craft Beer
Lager..
Which one allows you in ?
Artisanal craft beer to dip your beard in?
Based on the op, I am discriminating against bad spelling
Spelling and grammer
🙄
Thanks for signing up rocket dog - so excited to be cleaning up the forun
Btw folks this is very much a PRO BREXIT charter and equally a NO BREXIT charter. Thanks for your ongoing sign ups. Will collate later at next toilet break.
Whoa there! Collating in the lav?
Artisanal craft beer to dip your beard in?
Is this perhaps an example of poor punctuation and should read - "Arti's anal craft beer, to dip your beard in?"
If so, count me out! Arti can keep his beer.
What about idiots, will we still have to respect them and their daft ideas ?
Would a Brexiteer be made welcome?
Spelling and grammer
😂😂😂
Would a Brexiteer be made welcome?
Looking at past history of how Brexiteers are insulted, I'd say no.
Although maybe you'd still be welcome so you CAN be insulted.
You can't be racist, sexist, homophobic or any of the usual 'ists' but you can be Brexiteerist.
I'm signing nowt.
what about people that call pikelets crumpets ?
Looking at past history of how Brexiteers are insulted, I’d say no.
I have a thick skin and don't suffer fools gladly therefore wouldn't hesitate to throw my Southern shandy in someone's face.
What about single speeds?
Would a Brexiteer be made welcome?
Only if they promise not to join then spend the next 70 years telling everyone how much better it was before all these rules.
Do i have to tolerate the intolerant?
By not signing up does that make me a yes or no by default?
Awww 😢 I was hoping to propose the First Amendment, but I'm a woman and too slow. Can we simplify the charter to just the freedom of speech bit for gammons and wimmen* **? Then gaslight anyone who challenges us, if snowflakes stay silent it's all cool and if the libtards speak up we can say she's attention seeking, unless Louise posts a photo of her vessels so we can see how clever she is.
*refer to gender thread for definition of female and human
**they're too stupid to have an opinion other than ours, unless she's hot.
Then we don't have to change a thing 😃
Was it something I said? You all seem to have gone silent
Awww 😢 I was hoping to propose the First Amendment, but I’m a woman and too slow. Can we simplify the charter to just the freedom of speech bit for gammons and wimmen* **? Then gaslight anyone who challenges us, if snowflakes stay silent it’s all cool and if the libtards speak up we can say she’s attention seeking, unless Louise posts a photo of her vessels so we can see how clever she is.
*refer to gender thread for definition of female and human
**they’re too stupid to have an opinion other than ours, unless she’s hot.
Then we don’t have to change a thing
Well yes, quite