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[Closed] STW Citizenship test- to be a citizen of STW

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Have you read any of the above posts before considering your answer?


 
Posted : 08/03/2013 4:37 pm
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You have to have a stupidly expensive coffee machine that takes forever to make a coffee like in the 50's or something, preferably with lots of chrome to polish with proper chrome polish that you have to source from a proper obscure chrome polishers in Bedford.
You have to have a stupidly expensive razor that takes old school razor blades and brush made out of the finest sable to mush up into some sort of dish of proper lathery foam made of special soap from a special soap merchants from somewhere obscure in Oldham
If you don't have these important things you must have proper existential middle class angst about it.


 
Posted : 08/03/2013 4:50 pm
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what is the oldeset thread you have resurrected?

How do you get Sudocreme off a cat?

which of these describes you best?

Audi Drivin' Yorkie Petting HandGround Sipping Office Working Cutthroat weilding 29ing man-made trailing road traing central heating trackworld appending tyre fussing carrot munching googlewhacking paypal gifting orange 5ing no-tubing CRCing fixie fapping Go-Proing KOM whore.

Van sleeping beard growing lurcher racing trail brashing caffine hating single speeding baby slinging wood chopping shed building map reading cheeky trailing bike bodging wool washing chamois creaming glue sniffing LBS moaning wheel truing bomber weilding FatBike waster

Name a type of dog?


 
Posted : 08/03/2013 5:10 pm
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Surely the test is easy? Just put the most important question last, that's the only question that they'll read.


 
Posted : 08/03/2013 5:11 pm
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Do you know the way to...

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Posted : 08/03/2013 5:14 pm
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Complete the following sentence.

We're all _ _ _ _ _ _!


 
Posted : 08/03/2013 6:23 pm
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Complete the following sentence.

We're all _ _ _ _ _ _!

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banned?


 
Posted : 08/03/2013 8:32 pm
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