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Top of the red today, a couple in the act of making sweet sweet lurve...
Nearly lost my front wheel....
Didn't stop to say hi or ask if they needed help...😂
Strangest thing you have seen then?
someone with a santa cruz that didn't have a VW or audi.
Some weirdo photographing everyone's cars.
You should have asked to park your bike OP, or is that where you nearly lost your front wheel?
Grunty bike shop staff.
Aspirational bacon.
Tightwads who won't pay the car park fees.
Extraneous apostrophes?
On the upside, one trip to Legdangler will usually see me right for water bottles for a year.
People having fun, they are great aren't they
A guy doing a photo shoot with a near naked "little red riding hood"
Perchy - it's possessive, capitalisation indicates proper noun.
Quinoa, houmous and celery stick trail food...
Rocketdog and OP, just for the easily shocked here where were these 😉
People and bikes, sometimes together.
Some weirdo photographing everyone’s cars.
“takes a bow” ☺️
Everyone loves a trilogy 😉
One on my friends caught a couple of blokes have a good old count of the Badgers.
Unnecessary apostrophes?
One on my friends caught a couple of blokes have a good old count of the Badgers
Not or a trail centre, but I did cycle past rangers counting cocks (and hens) at a lek on the way to work one morning...
OH asks which trail center?
Not saying. Could be someone from here....😂
Not saying. Could be someone from here….
I think you've just worked out why :
OH asks which trail center?
... 😉
Forum know it alls that can barely ride a bike in real life
So true. 🙂
I love being overtaken by kids, yoots on nicked Appollos, snails etc. Gives you a sense of perspective, innit?
Mrs has read this and reminded me of the two...
The very confused middle aged lady on a hired roadster (basket, guards, 3 speed) who had set off from Betwys for a spin. We found her at the end of the Marin, walking down to the carpark, very muddy and very lost...
Also the bloke in Llandegla car parks we'd just got back.
Turned up in a certain make of car, with a certain make of bike, a partner and 2 Afghan Hounds. His Mrs took the dogs for a walk whilst he stripped off, got changed and rode his bike to the cafe. He had a bacon butty, met his wife, road back to the car and went home.
Trail centres are fun .....🙂
Not a TV but a ‘tolerated’ trail.
Last Tuesday night I saw.
A family who’d hiked a few metres through the woods to have a barbecue in the ‘park’ which was actually a fairway on the adjoining golf course.
A real life Trail Pixie swinging a shovel in woods.
Two women in Vampire make-up dressed in a bridal dresses throwing cakes at me.
I think we're going to need a bit more on the last one...
someone with a santa cruz that didn’t have a VW or audi.
That'd be me!
What about someone on a transition who's slower than shit in the neck of a bottle?*...
*yes, stereotypes are shit, aren't they?...
Not always. 🙂
It was a Volvo btw.
Two women in Vampire make-up dressed in a bridal dresses throwing cakes at me.
What type of cakes?
At Llandegla on Friday:
The group of 6 ebikers riding with saddles down then stopped for a group spliff at Snowdon view, saw them later to witness the bromance of high 5's and fisting.
At trail centre’s what?
Car park?
Cafe?
I love the suspense created by a mis-used apostrophe......
To be fair, that sounds like fun, apart from the fisting.
What type of cakes?
🙂
bromance of high 5’s and fisting.
No wonder they ride ebikes. I doubt the effort of a really big pedal stroke is advisable after a celebratory fisting.
fisting.
Please define?
I bet the grammar and spelling pedants are a real hit with the ladies
Very clever guys. No really. It's a great use of your time :-).
This thread is useless without, you know...
I bet the grammar and spelling pedants are a real hit with the ladies
Very clever guys. No really. It’s a great use of your time :-).
Whereas your post has expanded human consciousness and engendered a sense of universal wellbeing.
Thank you, on behalf of humanity.
I bet the grammar and spelling pedants are a real hit with the ladies
Are they dressed as vampires?
<p>So we've gone from a bit of Sun friendly humorous outdoor bonking to full Pornhub in less than 30 posts. And Perchy isn't even involved. I'm impressed.</p>
Three ramblers struggling to walk up a trail of steep, muddy berms into the path of mountain bikes, that was clearly sign posted no pedestrians.
Is it still rambling if you know where you are?
Ha ha ha , yes the over enthusiastic apostrophe. Sorry.
Same ride and a rather old chap on an ebike with slick tyres kept appearing at various junctions where the trail crossed a fire road. Singletrack stalking....
Two women in Vampire make-up dressed in a bridal dresses throwing cakes at me.
Sounds like my idea of a perfect Tuesday TBH.
steep, muddy berms
What type of cakes?
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Muffins... It was odd
Muffins are a strange choice.
Given a choice between fisting with e bike riders or cake. .... I'm with the vampires
Not chip muffins were they?
Not a trail center but saw a scantily clad lady in a cave sat on a rock in the Lakes last weekend
<p>Meh, modelling stuff happens anywhere folk think they won't get hassled.</p>
Not a trail centre but this evening off box hill saw three guys - one of which had a bee keepers mesh head cover on - but a black one - other two guys looked a bit dodge too but didn’t hang around to see anymore.....
Vampires throwing muffins... that's a conundrum. Run away, obviously, just not too quickly in case they're blueberry muffins. Though you need coffee with blueberry muffins, which might spill if you're running away from vampires. This is going to give me nightmares.
Not a trail center but saw a scantily clad lady in a cave sat on a rock in the Lakes last weekend
Did the fat bald blokes tell her they were from Vogue?
So we’ve gone from a bit of Sun friendly humorous outdoor bonking to full Pornhub in less than 30 posts. And Perchy isn’t even involved. I’m impressed.
I’ve been busy.
Me and my wife were out for a “walk”
too soon PP?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/20/cougar-kills-mountain-biker-wounds-another/