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Stellar realignment theory
I believe that the changes we see on our world are not caused locally but are in fact the effects of a process I think of as Stellar Realignment.
I believe that each astral body in the universe is interconnected and that this connection or alignment is the reason that the suns or stars do not collide one with each other. I argue that each astral body has a north pole and a south pole and that this positive and negative or proportional opposition polarity regulated all of creation.
What this has to do with our world is simple, if there is alignment between the stars there is also alignment between the bodies that orbit the stars. This world is aligned to our sun our sun is aligned to the other suns out there and also the cosmos.
The effects we are witnessing are caused by an increase of natural forces as we move towards this event. If the universe is constantly expanding then the position of the stars must constantly change. How do they coexist and remain in such harmony if not with stellar alignment.
I argue that the flipping of the poles is the effects of these major realignment events on our world and that is the process by which the universe expands and grows.
Think of the universe like a giant net of magnets each holding the other in its position and rotating around the source or centre. As it expands the celestial bodies reposition themselves each held in place by a force that both attracts and repels them simultaneously from each other. This causes tremendous stresses and forces that need to be contained within the process.
The flipping of the poles is a universal phenomenon, it is the process by which all of those magnets or suns can be realignment simultaneously when it becomes necessary for them to do so.
This world must keep alignment with the rest of the cosmos, since the rocks that make up the earth are magnetically structured they are susceptible to magnetic or electromagnetic fields.
If the effects are global why is there an increase of certain activity on the surface of the sun, are we to assume that global warming is affecting the sun as well?
That is my theory in its most basic form, my argument for what is happening to this world, not a global problem but a universal process we find ourselves caught up in.
Our world must keep its place in the universe to do that its position must be aligned to our sun and our sun to the universe.
This world constantly realigns itself with the universe, it is the only explanation for the migration of flora and fauna. It is the only explanation as to why the deserts where once lush rain forests and savannas. It is the only logical conclusion as to why the surface of the earth has changed so much over the millennia.
The earth must tilt on its axis to keep alignment it cannot deny its nature or defy the laws of creation.
My theory is far more complex than this but this is enough I think to express my idea!
Enjoy!!!
Oh dear
Quit the drugs, mkay.
This ties in marvelously with the quantity theory of insanity.
wow,
just tell us how long we've got before the end
Hmmmmm. I always thought the original was a troll, now I'm sure. My money is on Ton..
Not many frames out there worth nickin' then at the moment?
Save yourself the calories of thoughts. They are a tad GCSE and...
it is the only explanation for the migration of flora and fauna. It is the only explanation as to why the deserts where once lush rain forests and savannas. It is the only logical conclusion as to why the surface of the earth has changed so much over the millennia
...saying something is 'the only explanation' shows ridiculously naivety on the scale of being convinced a god created the universe.
Thanks for sharing
Ah.
Right.
it is one explanation for crop circles, some say.
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Are you on crack?
My theory is far more complex than this but this is enough I think to express my idea!
no, please expand.
The planets were certainly in alignment for a couple parked up in a minicab that we stumbled upon on our night ride last tuesday!
On a more serious note, the moon does indeed mess with your brain 'fluids' just as it does with the high tides. Not quite sure what the evidence base is for the gravitaional pull of the stars, mind...
****.. DRINK!! GIRLS!...... I love MY BRICK!
Gosh, there are some weirdies on here. Probly why I feel at home.
Why all the mocking? Am I missing something here or are the OP theory not worth considering?
Nice theory, but what makes you think stars don't collide?
Great theory.
Evidence? Testable predictions?
No, thought not.
Word
The magnetic poles are fluctuating, which is of course why birds are unable to fly south. Why we are seeing an increase in earth quakes and why the weather is so unpredictable. Water is susceptible to energy fields we know this because of the effect of electricity to water. Water repels electricity just as it repels all forms of energy to a greater or lesser degree in the same way and is influenced by them, it is part of its nature. The tectonic plates that make up the earth’s crust are destabilizing due to a fluctuation in the earth’s cores electromagnetic signature, this fluctuation is causing the earth to cool down and heat up at different rates. The weather cycles are becoming more erratic in relation to the fluctuations in the core.
Where does the energy that powers the earth’s core come from? I would suggest that it is electromagnetic in nature and its origin is the sun, that the core of the earth by its very nature transforms electromagnetic fields into heat but also gravitational waves. I would also suggest that it is the positive and negative aspect of this energy that allows it to be harnessed and channelled. The core of the earth attracts both of these energies, they then collide to create an electromagnetic vacuum, which the core transforms into whatever energy the planet needs.
This is not for the imbeciles, if you can’t see that something is happening to this world and that we need new perspectives on it then you are DOOMED! MEEHAAHA!!! no doubt you'll like that something for everyone
Is there anyone on this site or in this idiotic era of human stupidity that would like to actually research what is happening. Surely with all the info on the web and a few keen intellects it cannot be too difficult to determine by observation and analysis what is actually going on.
I won’t waste time arguing with fools but I do propose this as a valid argument for the tectonic irregularities, weather pattern irregularities and the irregularities in the sun’s flares.
All are manifestations of electromagnetic instability and fluctuations.
Kaesae. With respect, I read your posts through the filter of:
#wierd looking bike thief who talks shite#
...which means I cba reading all that. Can you paraphrase?
Cheers
it's a bit early to be hitting the stilton quite so hard isn't it?
i remember an interesting dream i had following a heavy Roquefort session; i dreamt that the Sun, the Earth and the moon, and all the other planets / moons were giant eggs layed by a giant space duck.
a giant space duck i tell you.
Water repels electricity
Does it? I thought it conducted it !!
Which is why all water is black. Light is an Electro Magnetic energy field, when a beam of light hits a body of water, it is repelled or reflected, hence all water is looks black. Turn on your tap and see.Water repels electricity just as it repels all forms of energy
Mad bad and dangerous to know.
bike thief
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watch bbc2 from 9 o'clock tonight, and PAY ATTENTION.
Christ, tis getting wierder by the minute..
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This has got me thinking about other possible explanations now! Maybe the Earth is actually inside a really, really big snow-globe. That would explain all the, y'know, snow. And stuff.
No, in fact, I've just changed my mind back. I much prefer the idea that our whole universe is just the little bits that make up an atom ina chair leg. But I will keep an open mind to other folks ideas in the future.
since when are we experiencing more earthquakes than is normal?
is it not just a case of certain people of an impressionable age reaching a threshold in their life where they start noticing these things more? (no offence meant kaesae).
and after noticing these phenomenon more are then fearfully seeking answers through hysteria inducing web research?
that's just MY theory.
err... but yeah... what WILL happen in the immediate future? any financial advice?
and where will be best for long hot summers and cold winters for the next 30 or 40 years?
Brixton.
Which is why all water is black. Light is an Electro Magnetic energy field, when a beam of light hits a body of water, it is repelled or reflected, hence all water is looks black. Turn on your tap and see.
I just have. It isn't black. It's more like yellow going milky as the local water company messed the supply up. Will the world end now?
Mentalist,,
Some guy I work with keeps banging on about 2012 being the end. Something to do with the mayan calendar finishing in December 2012 which coincides with the earth crossing the milky way equator which sends the poles bonkers (not the polish). Just had a quick google and come up with [url= http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm ]this[/url]
AAh, not 2012 - I was really looking forward to the Olympics. Can they put it off like all the other end of world events? 😉
So long as there is an MTB course in SE London after 2012 then that's fine by me.
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Riighht, anyway, who fancies a pint? I'll get them.
god yes. this thread is making me thirsty, as my magnetic monopoles align with the ass-troll-ogy
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I sense a great disturbance in the Force.
Should I start panic buying? This is hardly a new theory.
I'm off to realign some stellas.
hmm, not really a lot can be done about that, I doubt even counseling or even electroshock therapy would help 😀
Stellar realignment theoryI believe that the changes we see on our world are not caused locally but are in fact the effects of a process I think of as Stellar Realignment.
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This isn't about beer is it. Or cruise liners either.
It's true, water does repel all energy.
All the water in my house is absent of kinetic energy or potential energy (taps don't work). And it definitely repels all thermal energy (think the kettle's broked too)....
DrP
Is this phenomenon of planetary alignment in any way connected to the alignment of bike frames, so many of which have been corrected at your talented hands, (for a very reasonable fee, and at speeds approaching that of light itself), during the fabled frame tuning process?
Nurse! Nurse - he's out of bed again.
Stella and Lithium should not be mixed.
A swift headbutt would sort this fella out. Tinternet bellend.
I have also observed water repelling all energy- it is why it never obeys the laws of gravity never flows downhill to the sea, never evaporates and just stays where it has fallen as rain.
I admit it is problomatic to explain how it became rain and fell from the sky within this theory of it repelling all energy but I am sure the grand cosmic aligner [kaesae- to you little people] has the answer to that.
Runs off to stare at the sun some more.
BigJohn - it should, look what it does:
The real question we need to ask ourselves is what tyres for STELLAR REALIGNMENT?
Great big ones, with a low gravitational pull. And some more Chlorpromazine too, the last dose appears to have worn off.
barnsleymitch - Member
Great big ones, with a low gravitational pull. And some more Chlorpromazine too, the last dose appears to have worn off.
I cannot put into words barnsley mitch what I think of you promoting that pharmaceutical filth on this website, every opertunity that you get. Seems to be a habit that you have and happens with revolting frequency.
As for the rest of you creatures that lurk on this webshite, oops another spelling mistake! let us see what we see, for time tells all tales.
Oooh, hang on a sec...
(Puts kettle on, grabs hobnobs)
Right, carry on!
"I cannot put into words barnsley mitch what I think of you promoting that pharmaceutical filth on this website,"
OI! chlopromazine is ace, I live on it
I hope Jo Burt doesn't mind me posting this:
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Something to do with the mayan calendar finishing in December 2012 which coincides with the earth crossing the milky way equator which sends the poles bonkers (not the polish)
Why do people think the Mayans knew jack sh*t?
This is not a "theory". For that, you need evidence.
Flipping Poles get blamed for everything.
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I'm off to realign some stellas.
😀 Very good
Is there anyone on this site or in this idiotic era of human stupidity that would like to actually research what is happening
Ignore the fools, the imbeciles, kaesae.
If I were you, I would retreat to a secluded tropical island somewhere with my devoted servant and sidekick Nick Nack.
And there on top of the island, I would build a giant water pistol which would harnesses the awesome power of water.
Then, I would set the clock ticking until the moment when I would unleash my giant energy-repelling water pistol.
One by one, I would destroy all the planet's major cities.
That would teach the fools, the cretins, to call me mad, and dismissively reject my theory of Stellar Realignment.
Mock me at your perril mook mooks, you shall see meehaha
does anything other than mocking happen to you on here?
Your posts do present an incredibly large target to aim for mind
Kaesae, I think I've found who's responsible for this stellar realignment, and I think he's looking at [i]you[/i]!
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Junkyard time for a clearout?
kaesae, are you for real? Are these ideas/thoughts/theories of yours all your own and made without the help of any mind altering drugs?
And lastly, did you ever say where you you got all your frames from?
Delusion: A delusion is a fixed unshakable belief in something untrue. These irrational beliefs defy normal reasoning, and remain firm even when overwhelming proof is presented to dispute them.
Oh, I don't know. I think there might be something in this. I laughed at this thread last night and this morning a glass of water tried to strangle me.
It's thought that under the thin crust the entire planet is a swirling fluid of molten rock with a large spinning core probably mostly iron and magnetised. It quite likely the core is not perfectly spherical. The crust is stiff but the swirling fluids cause it to flex and move at the lines of weakness. With masses this large these tidal forces are likely to be influenced by the moon as are the vast quantities of water that make up the oceans. It was thought that alignments could cause noticable effects but since we don't feel the tug of the planets it's hard to tell. The core seems to rolling with som eccentricity be suse our poles are moving around and there is good geological evidence that they have moved all the way over and back many times. Who knows why the internal motions of the planet seem unstable?
Well, that is interesting!
http://scienceblogs.com/eruptions/2010/03/increasing_signs_of_activity_a.php
Increased seismic activity as in earth quakes or eruptions and excessive wind speeds and super storms that bring massive flooding.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/12/091224-north-pole-magnetic-russia-earth-core.html
when two magnetic fields are brought closer to each other what happens to the field intensity?
Maybe I'm wrong, I hope I am as I just got a new bike, but then again maybe I'm not?
As I said, time tells all tales!
He's at it again!
Ultimately that whole reel of text just wraps a fuzzy blanket around the existing laws of physics, nothing he's stated (as far as I can see, but I didn't read in much depth) is anything different to a paraphrased version of existing theory. Of course all stars and planets are, to some degree, aligned and related, it's called gravity and orbits. Yes, the suns activity affects the earth (not the other way round). Yes, quality bearings last a little longer... oh no, wrong thread. Magnetic flipping is not how the universe grows. You really are the king of "a little knowledge" aren't you!
Seriously, stay off the drugs. This sounds almost as much of a rambling as your youtube "how-to" videos!
Still, made me chuckle.
Just because YOU believe something doesn't necessarily mean it's true!
I believed in Santa Claus and guess what?
So just because others don't believe what you do doesn't make them idiots. Why don't you find a forum where you can throw all these theories around without upsetting the locals.
Or do some "research" and offer a theory for discussion with sources!
Personally I couldn't give a flying **** what you believe!
Thanks for the fun thread...
Jay
Upsetting the locals?
The locals don't need any prompting they're bloody upset all the time.
I happen to believe this is important, so I'm raising awareness of it!
Research is a good point though I'll look into it.
Good to meet you, ya little charmer!
Not sure why everyone is giving so much flac to kaesae - his theory is no more preposterous than that of evolution!
The magnetic pole has been switching around since forever. It jumps every few hundred thousand years ISTR.
Eruptions along the mid-Atlantic ridge? Spectacular to look at, but that's also been going on for as long as oceans have been forming on this planet. Plate tectonics innit.
his theory is no more preposterous than that of evolution!
Or Creationism...