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[Closed] Starting every sentence with "Bollocks"

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Well it is isn't it?


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:03 am
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So, you don't like it?


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:07 am
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Well I can't say I've noticed.


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:14 am
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Unless it's someone's name I would say that it's actually grammatically impossible.


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:26 am
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Bollocks, bollocks, my bollocks are so itchy.

(sentence structure is wrong though).


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:34 am
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Bollocks to that.


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:38 am
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So much bollocks from Yak; so much onions from Anthony Burgess:

Then, instead of expensive mouthwash, he had breathed on Hogg-Enderby, bafflingly (for no banquet would serve, because of the known redolence of onions, onions) onions. ‘Onions,’ said Hogg.


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 10:36 am
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Posted : 25/02/2016 10:46 am
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Some things it works for, I’m sure!

Mind you, in some situations, it really, really doesn’t…

Bollocks I’m sorry for your loss.

Rachel


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 10:50 am
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When Hammyuk does handstands


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 10:52 am
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Bugger is Better


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 11:00 am
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😀 Rachel


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 11:03 am
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I think you have to live in the world of Modern Toss for this to work...


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 11:07 am
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Will this be the strapline of the team sponsored by the pornographers?


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 11:54 am
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hmmmm.. Yeah I can see this working

You should have cause for concern if the person in question only starts each sentence with bollocks when responding to you though 😆


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 12:40 pm
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So basically every sentence of mine today has started "aww ffs", which is not very far from the OP


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 3:13 pm
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So basically every sentence of mine today has started "aww ffs"

^^^^except for this one - even a highly trained media manipulator gives themselves away sometimes - you need some bollocks training


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 8:56 pm
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Bollocks! Shite! Jugs! 😆


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:05 pm
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Look, it's not the end of the world is it?

So, you find it irritating do you?

Bollocks!


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:26 pm
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Me mates used to teach me Brit slang ... took me many years to understand the meaning of "Snatch" and "Box" ...

They refused to explain in detail but asked me to ask the girls to explain instead ... dammit! 😯


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:39 pm
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😀 Rachel

Agreed, fine work 😀


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 9:59 pm
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Essentially, I don't care.

So, if I was to care......

Bollocks it most certainly is.


 
Posted : 25/02/2016 10:06 pm

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