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It is that time of year again

Does anyone else suffer? Even the dog is looking at me in disgust


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 10:51 pm
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Sprouts only induce the wind if they are over cooked. Al dente they are fine.


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 11:01 pm
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PAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP!!!


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 11:05 pm
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A long time ago my wife didn't believe me when I said what would happen if I ate sprouts. I ate 1. I've been banned from ever eating them again which is fine with me as I don't like them.


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 11:12 pm
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I eat sprouts regularly and have no issues. But then I always roast them.


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 11:16 pm
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A paramedic friend of mine told me the story of a casualty who died of faecal vomiting after over consumption of sprouts! Using up the excess after Christmas apparently.


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 11:43 pm
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sprouts are ace - no side effects

onions however - chemical alarm


 
Posted : 23/12/2018 11:59 pm
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The advent colander


 
Posted : 24/12/2018 9:37 am
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PAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP!!!

I detect a fire hazard with that username!


 
Posted : 24/12/2018 10:01 am
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I first read the title as "Spouses and their side effects"
I was honestly scared to open the post at first


 
Posted : 24/12/2018 9:56 pm
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I first read the title as “Spouses and their side effects”

if only they were as innocuous as sprouts...


 
Posted : 24/12/2018 10:29 pm
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sprouts are ace – no side effects

onions however – chemical alarm

Onion Bhaji for the win. I don't have a great sense of smell, but I want to divorce my arse each time I eat them.


 
Posted : 24/12/2018 10:34 pm
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I’ve got a bag of sprouts from my g/f for Christmas! They’re actually chocolate ones from B&M, ‘cos I hate real ones.


 
Posted : 25/12/2018 4:24 pm
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Sulphurised dried apricots - I could clear an A380 hangar after some of these.


 
Posted : 25/12/2018 5:31 pm
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I'm hoping that a potent combination of sprouts and cauliflower cheese will give me some much needed assistance on the club charity hill climb tomorrow.


 
Posted : 25/12/2018 6:53 pm
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sprouts are ace – no side effects

onions however – chemical alarm

Ditto. French onion soup or onion based curry and it's like blasting a double barrel shotgun into the pan.


 
Posted : 25/12/2018 7:08 pm

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