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That moment at the building reception when you're going to see a client called 'Splunk' (yes, really) and they ask you 'where are you going to?' and you say:

"I'm going to Splunk"

...and you try to keep straight face about it.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:12 pm
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I was once introduced to a business associate of my dad's whose surname was Enema.

Seriously. How can someone with a name like that even get up in the morning?


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:15 pm
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You need a receptionist called Maipants.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:15 pm
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Haha, we've been using their product for years. Beware of autocorrect faux pas....


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:16 pm
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How about a CEO called Anurag Dikshit?

Haha, we've been using their product for years. Beware of autocorrect faux pas....

I hear the product is very good.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:17 pm
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or a colleague called Wilhelm ****um


 
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One of my old school girlfriends names was Pratt, Joanna Pratt.

Beautiful girl, sexy like real sexy. Married an Iranian I was told, moved there, had two kids, "escaped" Iran in 2002 fleeing a mob who wanted to stone her ( I was told )

I think she wanted to get married so she could change her surname, not sure but hey.. who'd want a name like Pratt following them around for the rest of thier life...


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:19 pm
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I had an hour long chat with two ladies from Splunk discussing their product. Definitely one for the w4nk bank..


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:41 pm
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We had a rep come in by the name of Sting Sumner.
Coolest name in the world.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:50 pm
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Oh dear. How childish. You won't get me mentioning Mike Hunt from Eugena Swimwear or Helmut ****e from Klepper windsurfers. Both mates from BITD.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 8:59 pm
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We had a rep come in by the name of Sting Sumner.

Sting's surname being indeed Sumner.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 9:12 pm
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who'd want a name like Pratt following them around for the rest of thier life...
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Well, a good friend of many years standing has that as his surname, and thus his wife and two kids, although his daughter may be married...
Never seemed to bother them.


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 9:21 pm
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Yup,

You are definitely overthinking my "ditty"


 
Posted : 03/01/2017 9:40 pm

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