[Closed] So....what would you do with Jihadi John?

Lock him up, I doubt most people could actually carry out their suggestions.

Whatever you'd do, you'd video it and post it online for all the jihadist world to see. See how they like it.

Point out the stupidity of a Brit killing another Brit because he is British, perhaps..

Not give him a comedic nickname like he's a cheeky plumber/builders mate or something...

Use him for testing Ebola cures.

Come on OP - we're telling ourselves we're better than him then demonstrating that we're just as violent and intolerant by killing him!

He deserves a proper trial and then locking up for the entirety of his life. Probably in isolation so he can't radical-ise anyone else.

But while I'm in the room I'd certainly LIKE to give him a good beating first 😆

I wouldn't refer to JJ as a Brit, I wouldn't refer to him as human!

There is always a certain reasoning about executing soldiers, but an aid worker? Truly horrendous!

No idea, but better get a post in before this thread is closed.

Expose him for the cowardly parasite that he is and strip him of all dignity

Hanging' stop good for some people

Is there any need for this thread?

I'd remove all journalists from the area and declare a news blackout. Then let the yanks go in and do whateverthey want safe Iin the knowledge that it won't be reported. Murdering journalists is a big mistake on their part.

I'd like to speak to him first. I'd want to understand why he choose the path that he did, what motivated him, what reasons he could give for his actions. I'd also want to know about his background and upbringing and whether that was an important part of what brought him to the point where he took another man's life.

Then I would want him to be passed over to the courts, where he would receive a fair and unbiased trial with a verdict that would not include the death penalty.

I actually agree with him of the unpronounceable name above and JAG.

Let's not lower ourselves to their level.

justice without notoriety?

Completely ignore him. I'm adamant that people like him are craving the publicity and notoriety of what they do. So ignore him. Yes, acknowledge the name of the guy that he murdered but don't mention John or even the name of the organisation he represents. Then discretely walk him into court where he will be sentenced, with no fuss and minimal coverage, to a life sentence. He can then disappear into the prison system never to he heard of again.

Lunge and Yossarian - bang on.

These people don't deserve our attention. They are common criminals and we shouldn't dirty our hands with vengeance.

I have no useful contribution to make!

Leave him with just pork based products and see if he will starve himself to death.

On a more serious note though, just lock him away, deny all access to any form of communication. Make sure the world forgets him so that others are not encouraged to do the same thing to gain their minute in the headlines.

I'll tell you what I won't do.
I would not give them or their warped cause any publicity

Deport them to a brand new penal colony on the Ascension islands and forget about them

I would not give them or their warped cause any publicity

Agreed. We should not give them the oxygen of publicity.

I wouldn't give him the opportunity to be in a room, he should be dealt with in Syria

Lock the son of a bitch in a cage at the bottom of a hole, and feed him pork and water. No contact with any other human, nobody speaks to him, just feed and water him by machine, let the bastard drive himself mad.
Oh, and pad everything, so he can't beat himself to death against the walls or bars.

Crusade!

If we are "better" than them deny them publicity, but as we are not, do what the Soviets did back in the days when Terry Waite was kidnapped. It wasn't very pleasant but it did drastically reduce the number of kidnapped Russians.

I have no useful contribution to make!

Ha, since when has that come up when you type "I B T L"?

Take your pick:

Personally I think they should go for the upside down saw method.

I doubt most people could actually carry out their suggestions.

Deny the oxygen of publicity or just any old oxygen full stop? No publicity and education/political compromise are the only responses which will work long term. Short term responses are however always more 'emotionally' tempting.

IMO it is threads, discussion and the general visibility of threads like these which provide some of the response they see as justification for their actions.

They had a message they want to broadcast and will do it in as visible a way as possible. They use explicit imagery of murder to achieve this objective. And it works! We are talking about it. It is plastered all over the news media. Twitter, Facebook etc are all talking about it to a greater or lesser degree.

If our responses (by our, I refer to us as a general population and the news media, politicians etc) continue to be as vocal and outraged, then we are helping to elongate a self-perpetuating cycle.

I'm not saying that these things aren't noteworthy or indeed the victims do not deserve to be mentioned, but I do thing that they have no reason to change their approach as it is working to their ends

Drop down big hole where no one else knows, leave to starve, forget.

Spread rumours that he is living under some kind of western protection having been an informer all along.

Yes even though we all know they want to create outrage the fact remains they are committing acts of grave injustice. They need to be caught and in this case I would fully support the death penalty.

"Lock the son of a bitch in a cage at the bottom of a hole, and feed him pork..."

This is a new low for STW.

I'm out.

"Lock the son of a bitch in a cage at the bottom of a hole, and feed him pork..."

This is a new low for STW.

I'm out.

It will be alright if the meat is bought from Tesco, though. It will probably turn out to be horse anyway.

Thought this forum blocked Daily Mail content.

I'd give him the finest, fairest justice western democracy can offer, and film it, and send out a video to jihadists everywhere "Check us out, we're not scumbags"

I don't know what I would do in the OP's scenario but I'd definitely be the toughest internet tough guy on the whole internet.

jambalaya - Member
I wouldn't give him the opportunity to be in a room, he should be dealt with in Syria

Certainly not make a martyr of him.

Heard on the radio a while back of USA 'breaking them down' and then using mullahs of a non-jihadist disposition to explain what Allah would say was wrong with what they did. They don' t exactly televise this though! ...and they stay locked up forever. Just repentant and locked up, as opposed to defiant and martyred. No idea how this works out in real life but yes thats what i would do.
That or make them suffer a couple of hours of Dawkins a day. Not sure how many bits of the international convention for human rights the dawkins bit would violate though. 😛

Kill his family in front of him

I would like people who are considering doing harm to my community to be very scared of the consequences. There not now and in parts of the Muslim community that spawned this fella that's seen as a weakness.

The problem with locking them up is that they go on to radicalise the other inmates. Death penalty the best solution.

Death penalty the best solution.

The death penalty has certainly stamped out terrorism in the Middle East.

I would like people who are considering doing harm to my community to be very scared of the consequences. There not now and in parts of the Muslim community that spawned this fella that's seen as a weakness.

I am not sure what this post actually means?

I haven't read any posts on here considering doing harm to any community.

There are a lot of different ideas about what to do with a foul, evil, murdering scumbag.

I think we should initiate random air and artillery strikes on his home town

konabunny - Member

I don't know what I would do in the OP's scenario but I'd definitely be the toughest internet tough guy on the whole internet.

You have no idea what you're up against, have you ?

teethgrinder - Member
Kill his family in front of him
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Well played ernie and KB 😀

Let's just send him to one of those UKIP training camps for reprogramming
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^^ Bomb vest if ever i saw one

I have reflected on my previous post - it may have been a bit flippant!

I suspect UKSF or USSF will deal with it. They are the people who do the nasty things we don't like to talk about (but do like the books and TV programmes about) so we can sleep safely in bed at night.

I suspect UKSF or USSF will deal with it. They are the people who do the nasty things we don't like to talk about (but do like the books and TV programmes about) so we can sleep safely in bed at night.

I suspect UKSF or USSF will deal with it. They are the people who do the nasty things we don't like to talk about (but do like the books and TV programmes about) so we can sleep safely in bed at night.

Yes it's much nicer just to pay somebody else to do things for you.

I check under the bed for muslamics every night and I have not yet been attacked. It must work.

25 years [u]hard[/u] labour for each murder. I'd also deport all members of his immediate family and banish their descendants for the next 3 generations.

There are a lot of different ideas about what to do with a foul, evil, murdering scumbag

Yeah tony Blair got promoted to Middle East Peace Envoy, perhaps this guy could be made head of Rotherham child services ?

Ernie lynch you sir have the wrong end of the stick. This chap has help murder three innocent people. He should be executed in the same way Nazi killers were executed for the holocaust. The middle east is a lost cause anyhow and always will be.

Invite him to justify his actions and debate with him as to why his actions do not meet the teachings of the prophet, peace be upon him.

What an odd thread this turned into.

Personally I wouldn't have him beaten, beheaded, executed or harmed. I wouldn't particularly care for his welfare either. I wouldn't bestow any harm on his family (seriously wtf?) I'd put him in a room, and leave him there. I might take the time to laugh at him if he has a rant, but that's it.

In fairness he could win that debate with the right quotations.

Daffy - I'd also deport all members of his immediate family and banish their descendants for the next 3 generations.

Ah, the old sins of the fathers routine. That always breaks the cycle....

😕

Shakes head in despair

But he would have to put those quotations into context. That's why I would invite him to debate...

Blimey I hope non of you lot are high court judges so put him in a room or debate with him... What about justice for his victims. I think the death penalty would represent that.

The context he would use is western infringements on Islamic lands and he would have a point. I'm afraid the have a debate over a culpa doesn't work as well in the middle east as here it will always be a violent place and the west is best off out of it and that includes stopping immigration from those lands.

Sorry badnewz. I'm not familiar with the rules of the online violent retialatory fantasy circle jerk, whilst reciting what manner of grizzly death I wish upon this guy, do I stroke the penis to my left or right ?

Jeez, this thread's sure brought out the fundamentalists!

Life imprisonment (obviously) and mockery... lots of piss-taking. These religious types don't get half the amount of mockery they deserve because we're all taught to 'respect' other peoples religions. But I think it just feeds back into their deluded ideas and vindicates them.

So get out there and have a good laugh!

I think the death penalty would represent that.

Remember that guy in bradford who was killing prostitutes a few years ago, He wanted the media to call him the Cross Bow killer, and they bloody did! Big letters on the front pages. He's probably still ****ing himself to sleep every night over that. Headlines should have been "Sad ****".

For this guy they should be Petulant Attention Seeking Child. Because that's what he is when you strip out the rhetoric. He should be ignored, forever. Broken up with short period of being mocked/derided/laughed at.

What about justice

the problem is all the murder him torture him stuff is exactly what he has just done. Two wrongs do not make a right and some of you are very very wrong.

Ernie, you are back. Where have you been?

I hope he receives proper justice in proper courts (in an international context). But more importantly, I wish everyone would stop these appalling executions - we only see the tip of the iceberg here.

However, I am amazed that they have been able to stage videos and executions in broad daylight in areas where intelligence and military services must be maintaining a constant surveillance. This assumes that the videos and the terrible events they depict are authentic - I have a desperate hope that somehow they are not. I would have thought that the cross-hairs from a drone would be on them from the start especially after the failed special forces intervention.

What a dreadful situation with no easy answers.

Gather evidence, put him on trail in a British court, sentence him according to current law.

Probably not what you're after I suspect, I score v badly on internet retaliatory w***- athons

[i]However, I am amazed that they have been able to stage videos and executions in broad daylight [/i]

Saudi Arabia (our ally in the fight against Islamic terrorism) seem to manage quite well

I think I'd probably talk to him and try to understand why he did what he did - then when I found that it was beyond my comprehension I'd probably shuffle off feeling sad and leaving him in the hands of the justice system.

Yes but in an entirely different context.

Perhaps it's easier to take out a truck that an individual. But they are apparently standing in the middle to roads in Mosul in broad daylight and feel safe and secure. Somehow, it doesn't stack up.

I made the mistake of googling beheading last night to find the story. The terrible extent of summary executions going on in the region is truly appalling. That and the mass summary executions by different sides.

Jeez, some of the posts on here are disappointing, but I'm sure the Mods are keeping a close eye on it.

Still, that's rock apes for you! 😉

Think i'd have him Dawkins, sit down programme for him to explain why you would do what they've done, get a Muslim scholar on board to correct his piss poor interpretation of the Koran. Then just British justice him.

I would not want to sink to their level and would rather he met his end where he is thanks to some precision bombing .

If he was arrested in this country I would rather he was sent and faced charges and was jailed in America.
As our prison system is far to soft for the likes of him.

I would rather he lived out his days in jail as a sex toy for a group of American white supremacists.

Unless we try to understand what makes a young British person want to go abroad and kill people we will not be able to stop other young British people doing the same.

Not condoning what they have done at all but the people who really need to be held to account are those that have radicalised them.

JJ and Co should be punished in accordance with UK law but also engaged with and spoken to about what has driven them to this madness.

Those that radicalise should be starved of recruits through engagement with their target audiences and also dealt with in accordance with the law.

Bedroom jihadist. Daft buggers groomed and brainwashed over the internet.
Half brainwashed already if already religious.

Don't need to understand them.

I'd put him in a cell, rig up a Stephen Hawking voice synth box to a badass amp and get it to read the contents of the George Osbourne currency thread from here, on loop.

I'd put him in a cell, rig up a Stephen Hawking voice synth box to a bad ass amp and get it to read the contents of the George Osbourne currency thread

(In bricktops voice) You are a horrible ****.

Turning him from a supporter of IS to IS.

See that's whats wrong really all this I wouldn't sink to their level ,maybe if they were shown people will sink much lower they might give it a second thought instead of running amok, really do you think they give a shit about your moral high ground?

Iv'e said it before in the pacific WW2 the Japanese were known for being much more mental, two strikes and they literally turned yellow and gave it up as a bad job, Thatcher would have literally blanked bombed the place into submission and demolished jihadi john somewhere on the way to levelling mecca

There's no need for intolerance but on the other hand we all have to tolerate a minorities actions, well you don't see their own lot sorting the problem for us and now they feel aggreived they are all being tarred with the same brush.

Ernie lynch you sir have the wrong end of the stick. This chap has help murder three innocent people. He should be executed in the same way Nazi killers were executed for the holocaust. The middle east is a lost cause anyhow and always will be.

There's a good idea, kill a guy who want's to die a propaganda friendly martyrs death when we have solitary confinement for him and people who aren't even as bas as him (Charlie Bronson etc). You ****ing genius.

Iv'e said it before in the pacific WW2 the Japanese were known for being much more mental, two strikes and they literally turned yellow and gave it up as a bad job,

Wrong. The Japanese were already on verge of giving up anyway as the Allied naval campaign was starving them of food and strategic resources. Thatcher wouldn't have blanket bombed anyone, she never blanket bombed Argentina and she couldn't even preside over the effective blanket bombing of a shitty airfield in the Falklands.

There's no need for intolerance but on the other hand we all have to tolerate a minorities actions, well you don't see their own lot sorting the problem for us and now they feel aggreived they are all being tarred with the same brush.

Last time I watched the news on tv a muslim family was crying and basically disowning their daughter for going to Syria. Is there some Muslim action force special forces or something that I've missed? Who should be hunting down explodey types and killing them in their sleep? Would that be enough for you?

Charlie Brunson is a horrible **** who should be locked up for the rest of his natural,
As he is in the words of the fonz "nutso".
With a penchant for violence. In fact I would make them cell mates.