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The whole beard home page story. Took me weeks to grow it, then i trimmed it pre race for full aero look, bit rugged but neat, then they pull me up for having more hair on my face than on my legs.
now after being at least an 8/10 on anything in my life i've dropped to a disappointing 3/10
I'M UPSET
Wrong forum 2/10.
you may be upset; I'm a little swoonyat least an 8/10 on anything in my life
Wrong forum 2/10.
wait.................... would i have got a better result without a beard ( makes it mtb related now)
Be honest with yourself, does your beard make you like a rapey geography teacher or Anson Mount/Special Forces?
rapey i guess
3/10 was a bit harsh.
someone slagged my beard of then called me mate
Could have been worse if they had called you Dawg.
Then you would have been known as radawgshair. 😉
Off not of - 3/10 seems correct.
Merely by trimming your beard (or any sort of beard based groomage) you get 3/10.
Lucky to get 3 . 😆
Mate
Could have been worse, you could have gone for a george lucas:
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other bloke 1-0 you
What do you think they should have called you?
Someone slagged your beard then called you mate you say?
Facial hair may be the least of your worries.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard
Atleast you got a mention I went a stage further and singlespeeded to accentuate my facial locks.
Not. A. Peep.
I even lay around at various points on the course to afford the photographers the best possible chance to snap me.
Nae hipsters in Wishy....just sayin.
@raddogair - remind us again how many laps you managed in 7 hours?
Maybe you should have had this beard instead?.....MOAR AERO!
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I think 3/10 is fair. It's not a bad beard, but when you are up against such fine beards as the winner and the 9/10 entry, you're going to come off worst.
Next year, go for the Benghazi PMC look with fake tattoos and see if you can improve.
Nae hipsters in Wishy....just sayin.
hey, i'm morningside now. Way upmarket.
I came here for some emotional support and never found it. Even the samaritans seem to be on a 'break' when i phone them. So disappointed
And i done 11 not very bearded solo laps but obviously it was all pointless. Its like doing the fastest time in the red bull soapbox race but getting a zero for my routine
lame beard - my sister's is better
And i done 11 not very bearded solo laps but obviously it was all pointless.
Rides the legs off mortal men and then complains he doesn't get beard kudos*. Some folk have it really tough 🙂
Don't worry, I'll be shedding a sympathetic tear for you, when i'm puffing and panting as it takes me twenty minutes to haul my beardless, sweaty carcass round a mile and a half loop of Perchy Pond tonight. 😉
* There should be an app, like Strava, but for beards.....Shava.
Or one for those without beards - Chava?
...also, i'nt this Vic Reeves?
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this makes me sad. I had a lovely luxurious beard, which was stolen by cancer (well technically radiotherapy but that's not go the same ring to it).
Spray on beard maybe?
Thomtumb, gotcha covered...
this: [url= https://www.amazon.com/Santa-Artificial-Snow-Spray-90506/dp/B005HP35FA ]https://www.amazon.com/Santa-Artificial-Snow-Spray-90506/dp/B005HP35FA[/url]
And a bit of this: [url= https://www.amazon.com/Montana-400ML-Chalk-Spray-Paint/dp/B017WR92HK ]https://www.amazon.com/Montana-400ML-Chalk-Spray-Paint/dp/B017WR92HK[/url]
A beard better than most in no time.
May require masking of of parts of the face. Do not get in eyes, mouth, ears, on skin or in hair.