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 bubs
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Beer that, when drunk, gives you spf30 protection all over. What else?


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 6:43 pm
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a sun cream that when you rub it in gets you drunk


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 6:45 pm
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Sun cream that brings you a beer and rubs the sun cream in for you...


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 6:46 pm
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A suntan cream (with just tiniest hint of synthetic testosterone) that would not only protect you from the sun climbing up hills but would make you better at it.


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 6:47 pm
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Sun cream that brings you a beer and rubs the sun cream in for you...

If Heineken made girlfriends?...


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 6:50 pm
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Beer flavoured vegetables


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:05 pm
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Vegetable flavoured no that doesn't work does it.


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:08 pm
 chip
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Beer that flattens and tones your stomach.


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:08 pm
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A reason to use sunscreen 🙁

And sunscreen that offers 8 hour protection against hangovers. Which would be a reason to need sunscreen, 2 in 1.


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:16 pm
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Sunscreen that protects you from falls off the bike.

And bullets.


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:32 pm
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Sunscreen that repels midgets and mosquitos ?


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:34 pm
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Sunscreen that repels midgets and mosquitos ?

You mean like this? http://www.boots.com/en/Soltan-Moisturising-Suncare-Lotion-With-Insect-Repellent-SPF30-400ml_1207064/


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 7:52 pm
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Sunscreen that turns into a plane. PATHETIC FOOLS! THERE'S NO ESCAPE!


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 8:13 pm
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Beer flavoured girlfriend


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 8:46 pm
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Girlfriend flavoured beer?


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 9:33 pm
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A girlfriend that rubs...[b] *banned*[/b]


 
Posted : 10/08/2015 9:40 pm

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