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[i]Then find [s]some people[/s] [b]an MTB forum[/b]. Start [s]killing[/s] [b]arguing with eveyone on it[/b] [s]them[/s] till they see sense and you become their [s]leader[/s] [b]biggest hitter[/b], then find a bigger group of people and repeat.
Keep repeating until [s]the group is the one that calls themselves the Romans.[/s][b] The ban hammer falls[/b][/i]
[i]Congratulations. You [s]are now a god and your[/s][b] were the biggest hitter of all time[/b] [s]machine[/s] [b]Face book[/b] awaits[/i]
So it's forever then?
Ok.
So you need to think long term for shelter.
I'd last until Saturday evening by which point I'd need to be home to see 'The Thick of It.' Haven't set up series record for it yet 🙄
No, think Tron Legacy. The access vortex opens and closes. Once it's shut, it's shut and you can't get back, not even if you are Jeff Bridges.
Yeah but I'm the hot one from that Primeval telly series, so there's bound to be some spangly worm hole along again soon.
so there's bound to be some spangly worm hole along again soon.
You're right. You should never lose hope.
[i]Yeah but I'm the hot one from that Primeval telly series[/i]
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I would use my knife to chop down the trees and use cunning to craft a conveyor belt. Then I would build a crane to lift the plane onto said conveyor belt before flying of into the sunset with hot blonde pilot.
Can't be that difficult, a bunch of monkeys managed it in Madagascar 2. (but they used a slingshot as they were to stupid to think of a conveyor belt)
[i]Can't be that difficult, a bunch of monkeys managed it in Madagascar 2[/i]
Thought it was penguins... Gotta watch out for the Penguins man.
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Good point. Penguins oversaw the project but the chimps did most of the work because they have thumbs
Ray Mears didn't feature at all
I'd last until Saturday evening by which point I'd need to be home to see 'The Thick of It.' Haven't set up series record for it yet
There is an app for that!
There is an app for that!
Not on BT Vision there isn't. Now [u]that[/u] is really primitive.
How long does it take to walk to Bridgend?
One Does Not Simply Walk into Bridgend
b) access to fresh water and there's a likely looking copse of young trees nearby
is this a typo, should it read:
b) access to fresh water and there's a tasty looking corpse in the trees nearby
😉
@ ski - keep up, dude!
Our blonde pilot is lying unconscious somewhere in the next valley.
She looks a bit like this:
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[i]Good point. Penguins oversaw the project but the chimps did most of the work because they have thumbs[/i]
Ooo, that reminds me of something.......
😉
Our blonde pilot is lying unconscious
Perfect, we don't need to 'cuddle' afterwards....
Nahhhh, you need to widen the scope a bit to get me involved in all that wilderness stuff..
I need:
A fully central heated Yurt
A hot tub
A fitted kitchen
A bike shed
A vineyard
An Orchard
A herd of goats
A herd of cattle
A few pigs
A flock of chickens
A few acres so I can grow veg
A distribution chanel so I can sell off what I don't use
A bank
A fully flushing toilet
I'm getting Kevin McCloud on this pronto..I can't work under such stringent conditions.
Errrr guys, I just found a hatch. It has these numbers on it... I'm not sure we survived the accident...
AARGGHHH!
I was [u]that [/u] close to rescuing Maryam too...
* worries that the audience isn't going to buy the whole 'limbo' ending *
I need:
[i][s]A fully central heated Yurt
A hot tub
A fitted kitchen
A bike shed
A vineyard
An Orchard
A herd of goats
A herd of cattle
A few pigs
A flock of chickens
A few acres so I can grow veg
A distribution chanel so I can sell off what I don't use
A bank
A fully flushing toilet[/s][/i]
[b]iphone[/b]
🙂
Is the zombie threat still in the picture?
No one has confirm the classification of zombie that we're talking about;
1978 Dawn of the Dead = slow zombies
2004 Dawn of the Dead = fast zombies
....camo16, please confirm....
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Okay, I think we're basically dead anyway, but I'm thinking about...
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... in wales, of course... the mall is unlikely in 70AD Bridgend.
[i]Okay, I think we're basically dead anyway[/i]
What tyres for death ?... will I die ?.
Running away..
Anyone considered running away from the attack of Zombies?
I now need:
Salomon Sportcross 3's
Haglofs running shorts
Haglofs 1.5 long slieve base layer top
Oakleys
Sportwool ankle socks.
A grin
A fast pair of legs.
do I have a MTB? perhaps I could build some trails in the woods while I wait for zombies and/or dinosaurs to attack.
Running away..Anyone considered running away from the attack of Zombies?
I now need:
Salomon Sportcross 3's
Haglofs running shorts
Haglofs 1.5 long slieve base layer top
Oakleys
Sportwool ankle socks.
A grin
A fast pair of legs.
From the conceptual image (including Roman shopping mall) that camo16 shared, I'm fairly certain that we're talking your run of the mill 1978 Dawn Of The Dead, slow, shuffling zombies.
I don't think running is necessary, you just need to walk slightly faster then they do. So stout walking boots with good ankle support would be more appropriate.