[Closed] So you think you're hard?

Oh...fighting.

*holds cushion in front of crotch and backs out the room*

Believe me, I am hard. I'm watching Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.

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Err, being hard = nothing to do with "being 'ard"

Vivid memories of seeing the hard men crumble, off track, lost on a mountain in deep snow

"...almost anyone can win a fight if he is prepared to put his thumb into the other fellow's eye. Most people cannot bring themselves to do it, did you know that?" Charlie Mortdecai.

Err, being hard = nothing to do with "being 'ard"

To be fair to the OP, he is linking to an article on The Onion, and may not be deadly serious.

*positions picture of the queen to hide tumescence*

When I was about 12 I had a real punch up with a boy at school, we actually punched each other on the jaw. Afterwards my jaw was so bruised that I couldn't eat for two days.

A proper hard Bastid

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I think there be some confusion around whether we're talking about sturdily built men with short tempers and no manners...or resolute men with unwavering determination and grit.

Mike Tyson v Andy Kirkpatrick

I reckon Tyson might have the upperhand in a straight fight. But pretty sure Kirkpatrick would be the last man standing if the physical and mental shit really hit the fan.

Not a pairing you're ever likely to see in a boxing ring mind you!

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http://www.****/news/article-2326248/Ben-Parkinson-MBE-Prince-Charles-touch-true-hero.html

this bloke puts most blokes to shame.....hard, determined, someone to respect and look up to.

I'm so hard that during WW2 I was evacuated TO London .

Years back, i got in an altercation at a gig, and proved myself 200% hard. Here's my working... Rendering your opponent incapable of fighting on with just one punch is pretty much your baseline of hardness, right? So also incapacitating yourself with the same punch by breaking your hand and more or less swooning must be twice that.

Your man Tyson there's clearly never knocked himself out, has he? Eh?

I am so hard ,I once knocked myself out by glaring at the mirror.

I'm a double hard bastard.

Oh, you mean apart from on the Internet? Um...

D'you know. I think I might change my name by deed poll to Mr Trevor Hard. [i]Then[/i] we'll see who's hard.

I've trapped my foreskin in my zip and then carried on with my day.......

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I once stood on a 3 pin plug and did't even wince

That's nothing. I firewalked this.

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cougar wins. No mortal can withstand that.

What a load of willy waving bullshit. Stw reaches a new low.

Just for Kryton57...

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Parroty error.

hard? No idea just off for another cup of concrete.
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Yes.

Last September I broke my back.

Two months later I was back at work. Three months later I was back on a bike.

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Chuck who?

I'm awesome in a fight.
Especially the bit where I lay on the floor and get the shit kicked out of me.

Northwind, is this you?

And

What a load of willy waving bullshit. Stw reaches a new low.

not sure if serious?

Your all not hard enough!

Cougar - Moderator
Parroty error.

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TBH I reckon I could headbutt a car window in. But there's a bit of chicken and egg here, it's the sort of thing that won't sound like a good idea til you've got a bit of frontal lobe damage, and how are you supposed to get that without headbutting things?

I am a pussy cat here because of constricting rules created by the parasitic oxygen abusers but in other part of the world I would hunt you down with a blow pipe for fun, while wearing nothing but my thongs. 😆

Run fatty run!

I must be pretty hard, told my wife she's got a fat arse.