[Closed] so you lot think you're funny... prove it

Only if you tell us what your job is and what you expect us to do for you. 😕

What do you mean by "Switch Off"?

You mean, something like encouraging the slack wastrels. sorry, hopes for the future, that they should turn off TV and go outside and play instead?

Tune in turn on switch off

Get stoned before lectures as it helps you switch off

Once you have stolen your assignment from the internet switch off your computer and wi fi

Every time an appliance is left switched on and unattended or the thermostat is turned up too much or you leave your car idling when you could switch off the engine or you leave the fridge door open or you overfill the kettle an elf will shoot a baby reindeer.

Snappier versions may be available

Various pictures of electrical appliances with underwear stretched over them.
A toaster in a thong, a laptop in boxers kinda thing.

Strapline - "Gerrrem Off!"

You're welcome.

If you switch off your phone charger when you're not using it you'll save the equivalent amount of energy as one hot bath a year. So don't bother, just take fewer baths.

Just leave it blank as they're all away home for Christmas anyway?

it's to get them to switch things off before they go home

keep em coming, i'm having a chuckle at least

"Turn off before you **** off home, otherwise your fees will go up you sh**s. Look at it this way: you won't be able to use cardboard to make banners at a student fees rally in London, because you won't be able to afford to come here, you won't get a job, and you'll need to use the cardboard as a duvet instead."

It's short and catchy.

"Do your parents know that 10% of the fees they've saved for since you were born have been spent on keeping TVs on standby on campus? DO THEY??"

"Oi, Tarquin - I don't give a shite if your dad has shares in EDF. Turn your bloody hair straighteners off"

Picture of Santa with a massive boner?

"Some things shouldn't be turned on at Xmas"

"Einstein didn't have a laptop on charge all the time" TURN IT OFF.

Baby Jesus lay in the manger
bathed in a holy glow
Shepherds, kings and angels
All stood up to go
Here's tired, bless said Mary
He needs to slumber, so
Lets leave him to his rest said she
Lets to the inn withdraw
But as they filed through the stable door
the infant turned and did tell:
Switch off the ****ing lights! Said he
And the bastard computer as well

Students. Switch off!!!
You've done it all term in lectures.
Now, do it with your electrical gubbins...and have a nice Crimbo.

Job jobbed:

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some absolute corkers there folks

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And switch it off !!

Picture of Santa with a [s]massive boner[/s] well-placed on/off switch?
"Some things shouldn't be turned on at Xmas"

This!

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Stay in drugs
Eat your school
Don't do vegetables

................ I need a holiday, and so does the power station.

^^^^ loving the username, guess you never switch off 🙂

[b][i]Don't turn me on then leave me waiting.[/i][/b]

@Malvern Rider - that's a little bit disturbing. What did you google to find that image?

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Turn it off. I always would.

@Malvern Rider - that's a little bit disturbing. What did you google to find that image?

'Santa on off switch' iirc

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'before your christmas break you take, switch things off you should'
or something along the lines of yoda's speech on 'hate leads to suffering' etc replaced with more relevant words.

"switch it off, the porn will still be there tomorrow"

or

"switch it off, you're very precious to me, now go to sleep while I rub this knife across my face and think of you"

The OP's is the funniest post; expecting teenagers to switch off, close doors, etc based on one message 😆

"Keep me calm and switch off" on a suitable Keep Calm-type poster
"Subliminal switch off"

This ones knicked from facebook :

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a bike in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and bikes."