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Alright, that wasn't half bad.
Spain……finally something for the dads!
Spanish top and a Brazilian bottom.
wins
I noticed no-one posted during the Spanish entry
…….12 points for the Spanish Pearly Queen from Royuame Uni……
#ned's come a long way since atomic dustbin days.
Ukraine then.
Surely a shoo-in, let's just...
.... WHAT THE FU-
#Rastawombles.
I actually quite liked that.
If Jamiroquai and the Happy Mondays had a love child….I’m still recovering from the Spanish number though. That was straight out the sing, dance and wear something skimpy playbook of winners.
Ukraine, not bad enjoyed it. Not sure it would win any other year but maybe 🤷♂️ Wouldn't mind if it did 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
This German song, has it been played on UK radio? it sounds familiar.
#ger
"Dear Slim..."
This guy SUCKS
Ukraine was crackin'
Eh, I quite liked that.
Germany was awful
Germany has a feel of Ed Sheehan meets Lewis Capaldi with a bit of Eminem thrown in for good measure. I actually quite like it.
Lithuania, doing the do.
The germany one was so so bad. All the cliches, all the pop idols.
Good to see Dana on her comeback tour……
Nice sparkly frock. This has something about it.
Dreary bowlcut sideboob.
Next!
Wuthering heights rip off
Wonder how the Azerbaijan bloke burned his legs.
#aze
Kate Bush wants her intro back.
Medicore.
presses FF
First ever appearance of puttees in a EuroVision outfit.
Next up, the 14th Doctor.
#bel
Did anyone else get a Purdy from The New Avengers feeling from the Lithuanian from the planet Vulcan? The Azerbaijan lad is channeling Gregory’s Girl lying down dancing. At least he is wearing a complete outfit despite the fact that he appears to be popping down to Tesco for a pint of milk and 20 B and H.
Did anyone else get a Purdy from The New Avengers feeling from the Lithuanian
oooo, i do now
Belgium does Bond…..
Cry me a river rip off
BLOOD AND STOMACH PILLS THAT'S A SUIT!
OUTFIT
Come back Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood, all is forgiven.
singing through an octaver?
#gre
That reminds me, I need a new shower curtain.
….Laura’s outfit reminds me of the Quality Street that is always the last one left in the box.
Well this Greek number is a bit depressing. If we all die and someone melted the chair legs. Or something like that ....
scary cowgirl time
or poundland ZZ top...
Evening all. And bravo on top quality singletrackage on the commentary
Simone and garfunkel
#isl
Promised so much.
Delivered so little.
Anyone fancy a pint?
Cowgirls to fall asleep to. I preferred the scary version.
EUROVISIONTIME, it's on
Oh yes, this is more like it!
Got a nice Purity Pure UBU howsyourdad
Moldova.
HELL YES!! \o/
🤣🤣🤣
Moldova waking me back up at least
Swedish tune soon 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 that will save us
Moldova's entry. Coming to a beer festival near you soon.
This is more like it.
Blitzkrieg cow hop
Hey ho, let's go!
Looks like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers spent lockdown in Balamory.
#mda Now this is what I call EuroVision!
Utterly Brilliant! This is why I bloody love Eurovision. Moldova for the win!
Yeah you know it. This is it
Half way through a d Swedish entry not yet bothered to even get up of the floor
An anticlimactic Swedish entry.
From the crowd reaction it must be a big hit but meh
won't win but good performance. likes
Bloodyhell the host sections are tedious this year.
Mika - Not so Pretty in Pink.
does sweden know their top was stolen
Does he come from down under?
I'm sure yer man Graham said the ballards were done with before Norway, This and Sweden sound very ballardy to me.
what happens when the costume designers puter gets hit with ransomware
Daniel Radcliff comes to fix your boiler (tm - my daughter)
Well the UK entry has got a dood sing-along chorus
You've won 60 seconds in the crystal dome.
I thought we were a favourite? 's OK but pretty forgettable.
Australia, best vocal performance by a mile but the costume and staging.........
Embarrasing!
Fair play, I can see why that's one of the favorites this year.
#pol
Good voice. Quite liked that.
Poland - nice to see Pans People get a run out
This is one of the dullest years for a long time. I'm actually pretty bored.
Poland reminds me I need to listen to my Chris Isaac CDs……….
Look out. Serbia. Box of frogs
Poland reminds me I need to listen to my Chris Isaac CDs……….
Glad dementors have found work since the end of the Harry Potter films.
Christ
Well, I don't think Serbia washed her hands for the required 20 seconds.