[Closed] So, what else shall we ban?

CaptainFlashheart - Member

Incorrect use of an accent over the letter "e" - Straight in to the pit of rotating knives. No need for a banning.

Poxy spell checkers - banned.

People that don't understand banter, and just wade-in with an insult

Yeah we should ban twits* like them.**

*This is not swear filter avoidance. I have not replaced the first vowel in the alphabet with the third.

**I have no idea who this refers to, just to make doubly sure I'm not offending anyone.

People who go to 3rd world [i](yeah, I mean India)[/i] countries to 'Find myself' and have a supposedly great time while finding only dysentery.

This thrid appears to be a mix of banter and some special 'issues'

Grey pubic hair - banned

init like, banned.
addison lee taxis, banned.
bus lanes, banned.
football, banned.
that git in the BT advert, the "IT" nooob, banned.
"what tyre for" threads, banned.

"going out clothes" I mean silly short skirts, dodgy high heels (that kinda thing)

am I a **** then? I'd love to understand how it works on here. how we are judged... My honest opinion is that you can ban Piers Morgan from here or I will have a virtual fight with him.

Ban paranoia

What's a ****?

I think you're Awesome!!! Don't ban Kevevs.

I agree.

leffeboy - Member

This thrid appears to be a mix of banter and some special 'issues'

Grey pubic hair - banned

Finding the first one comes as quite shock I'll tell you!

Pubic hair? BANNED

Fancy dress parties

really? cant we just get pissed in our normal clothes. do i have to come as a playboy bunny, or one of the flintstones or something grrrr

Although... I am surprised that 'his' name is not on the swear filter list. I would say the ex-editor of the Mirror but that's probably swear filter avoidance.

Cocks BANNED

do i have to come as a playboy bunny, or one of the flintstones or something grrrr

can't believe you asked that on here really

Caravans...

What's a ****?

Given that I have had a proper ban on here for swear filter avoidance, I can only assume that he'll receive the same. If teh modz are awake, that is.

Crocks.... especially the ones with little badge things in them

"banning" is a thing that we as a little STW community adhere to through choice. It is a choice that some **** on here has gone too far with their personality or opinions. which is fair. but also, banning people with shall we say "interesting" personalities only dilutes the forum and makes more boring. I used to love this forum cos it was a fascinating mix.

It's not avoidance if the filter gets it Flashy!

Snobs

Liver and kidney :puke:

anything made by Oakley. should be strapped to the outside of [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15146082 ]the solar orbiter[/url] just to make a point

is flashy having a bad day? liver and snobs pie definitely on the ban list.

Big heads.
Egotistical people.

If the belt of your trousers is below your buttocks, I have a spiked bat for you

Mobile phone chargers, banned.
Digestive biscuits, banned.

Is that legal, Kato?

(You well, by the way? I owe you a beer/email/something, I'm sure!)

Anyone who says Harry Redknapp was the people's choice for England football manager - banned.
I did have more, but I've forgotten them. Doh.

Oh wait, people who sit right behind you on the motorway in the outside lane, as if doing so will magically give you the ability to go faster than the car in front that's holding you up. Banned.

Nissan Almera's, BANNED, owners of Green ones shot as well
Windows, BANNED ( as in the operating system, not glass ones)
Cars that appear to be powered by their bass speaker, BANNED.
Police who "hide" to catch motorists going slightly over the speed limit, BANNED and dropped in medium strength acid, on TV.
Chewing gum, BANNED

Slugs and snails.

Brass..... 😀

That error message you sometimes get about debugging.

I don't know what debugging is, but it sounds like a good idea. Do I want to debug? Ok then. Oh.... and now my computer seems to have spazzed-out

this thread is really fuuny 😀

Comedy slippers.

the ones that are probably a bit big anyway, and that you should have thrown out and you may have just tripped up wearing, and found out you missed the coffee table by not much.

In the bin....

Champagne socialists (if you [i]have[/i] to be a socialist, be a proper one)
Steve Wright
Football
People carriers (aka idiot buses)
Text speak
Chewing gum

Death by psycho guinea pigs for the lot of 'em.

I like that emsz.

Burn them emsz*

*Take your feet our first, less you have to wee on your own shoes.

I'd like to ban all forms of media except books from bedrooms. Laptops, computers, phones, radios... get out my ****ing bedroom!

magazines yeti? i like a good knitting pattern... LOL

hurty knee 😐

You can bring a magazine, maybe even a kindle. But please... stop checking facebook... your mates are boring anyway.

The social requirement to have ironed clothes - banned
Mumbai call center operatives 'called' dave, john, tony, etc - banned
Kids & Internet - banned, double banned and 'even I find that difficult to look at' type banned!

Spending more time talking about a sport than you ever spend participating in it. Football ESP banned

haha those crushed books and media are valuable etc....

Mouth ulcers - why do they have to hurt so much!

If you banned mouth ulcers then we wouldn't have Bonjela!!

Excusing the watching of Jeremy Kyle on the basis that "it reminds me how lucky I am" - BANNED
Jeremy Kyle - BANNED
Mentioning Jeremy Kyle - BANNED

Driving up to a roundabout, stopping, THEN looking to see if anything's coming - BANNED (and you should be). Strange that the most guilty of this seem to be the ones who claim mastery of multitasking.....

bonjela is the shit

Sandal and sock wearers
The blame and claim industry
Mouth ulcers
Wasps
Excess packaging
Noisy children
Spots up ones nose
&
Swans

All banned

[edit beaten to it on ulcers]

bonjela is the shit

Bloody lovely aint it? I don't get mouth ulcers, but I thank all you sufferers because I get to eat the stuff. Ta!

I still think the words
****s
benders
and all those nasty words I said
should not be banned from my vocabulary on here.
especially when I am using them to make a point.
This "banning" thing is complicated.

i love a bit of bonjela me it is so tasty!

people who whistle

29ers

Glass fibre fence posts.

biscuits that I don't like

Crap beer in multipacks - BANNED
Diesel Coupes, I mean a diesel Audi TT WTF! - BANNED
Avid Brakes - BANNED
David Cameron - BANNED

Nissan Micra's !!!!

Nissan Micra's !!!!

nissan micras evil destroyers of The World. (bad fuel exhaust system or somthing. prove me wrong) ban it. Keep this forum open for any silly idea.

People that put cones outside their houses : BANNED
Inappropriate apostraphy use : BANNED
Football on TV : BANNED
Politicians, irrespective of 'leanings'. All of 'em. Scumbags : BANNED
People who have double garages, driveways big enough for four cars and who still park on the pavement : BANNED
People who buy crap newspapers i.e. ALL of them : BANNED
Shops and the like in seaside towns who use really 'orrible cheap gaudy signs outside thereby lowering the tone of the neighbourhood completely : BANNED
Sales callers who render landline phones completely useless for any proper purpose : BANNED
People in gyms who read Hello magazine while 'working out' : BANNED
People with kids who turn Costa into a creche : BANNED

ahhhh, that feels better

People who say......

"(insert member of popular culture) Who?"

If you don't know either google it if you actually want to know, or question what you're doing with your life reading threads on singletrack about people you don't know about and posting meaningless responses.

Ahhh... I've read the thread now...thing is I'm banning banning banning, so it's right that Ralli is banned.

I'm not easily shocked, but this is shocking. Down with this sort of thing! 😥

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People who type 'Would of' when they mean 'Would have' or 'Would've'

Early morning pee when all you want to do is sleep a teeny bit longer, banned.
Queen (the band), banned.
Runny butter/too hard butter, banned.
Grey skies, banned.
Local BBC tv news, pointless, banned (radio too)

Has anybody banned Simon Cowell yet, if not he's on the list!

Motorbikers that ride like c*cks!

emsz - Member

periods BANNED

Me too but I don't think its for the same reasons 8)

chip pissers BANNED!
vibe snipers BANNED!

Motorbikers that ride like c*cks!

To be fair, that's most of 'em.

Hitler was right. Ban the saxophone. Aaagh.
Used to give it the benefit of the doubt on Darkside.....but imagine Gilmour replacing all that horrible wailing.

County Councils, Quango's and Lauren Laverne's clothes.

men in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket

TandemJeremy - Member

men in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket

Well, that's me heading to work naked!

teej thats my outfit
So in response:
People who ban outifits because it reminds them of political classes they don't like [b]BANNED[/b]

I'd be with TeeJ on that, but because it looks shite.

[s]Now now DD stop picking on me.[/s]

People who agree with TJ just to continue their pointless, soul destroyingly heartbreaking, and suicide inducing bullying [b]BANNED[/b]

It's ok, you should see how Uncle Jezza dresses...very much like an Uncle...a weird Uncle, if you know what I mean.

I've seen pics, I mean just his face is enough..

TandemJeremy - Member
men in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket

That's OK then , I'm in my 50's 😀

Motorbikes with speakers - BANNED

People under 60 wearing flat caps - BANNED

Jeremy Vine - BANNED

Reality TV - BANNED

Seagulls in towns - BANNED

Celery - BANNED

Dogs smaller than cats - BANNED

People who leave their children's toys in their front garden - put them in the shed or back garden you scruffy gits!