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[Closed] So we're agreed then, that BT Infinity advertisement is amazing?

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The 70's porn premise (okay, we'll ignore the internet bit), a modern day reinterpretation of 'I've come to borrow a cup of sugar'. It's only lacking a sax solo.

The stunningly nonchalant way that the ultra-fox with the curly hair says 'Hola!' as she arrives at the door.

The older guy who looks like he should be on some sort of register, casually handing out custard creams at the end with perfect comedy timing.

Beautiful Spanish women lounging about in tight pastel coloured jeans, strappy tops and vertiginous wedge heels.

10/10.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:15 am
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Best thing on TV at the moment.

'How do you keep so many girls so happy all at once?' 😛


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:24 am
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The stunningly nonchalant way that the ultra-fox with the curly hair says 'Hola!' as she arrives at the door.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I'm spent. 🙂


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:29 am
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You've no idea how much pent up frustration you've caused by describing that to someone on the other side of the world who's not got the chance to see it!

Linky to a youtube version please....


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:37 am
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I'm sorry, but you see what in it?

Shirley it's just an Ad with a load of Spanish Girls in it and they want to piggyback of someone elses wifi, cos' they're tightwads..

Bit like Uni then..

Actually a lot like Uni then..


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:40 am
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Link for non-UK types...

Custard cream?


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:47 am
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You know the one who looks up suggestively at the router, has got anything but routers on her mind...


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:50 am
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Flashie watches commercial TV?

Is disappoint 😥


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:52 am
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Don't understand it.
Is it suggesting you need to be in the same room to use BT wireless broadband?


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:00 am
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I'm sorry to say this chaps, but when you start paying the remotest interest in BT adverts, its time to take a step back and have a long hard look at your life 😉


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:03 am
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binners +1

okay, we'll ignore the internet bit

no i refuse

They come to the door. They say "hi you have great connection" pointing at the strength signal for the wireless. THAT MEANS NOTHING!!!! ARRRGHGHHHH. Of course its strong you're outside his front door! Also implies they're the kind of people who have their address as their network name...

This is why Unklehomer is not allowed to watch adverts. stuff gets broken.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:11 am
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Free porn is widely available on the internet you know? 😉


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:13 am
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Is it..?

You'd never have created a whole WWW. without that pron money you know..

T'is what funded t'internet..

Then everyone else caught on...

And I hessitently add that they covered it in Adverts...


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:17 am
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Ultra fox? Curly hair? Ah! You mean the mardy one who needs a slap.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:25 am
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Link for non-UK types...

Thanks.... but dare I say it was a bit of an anti-climax after the buildup.... but thats true of internet pron too...


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:27 am
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You are aware you're not actually dreaming this? You are in fact discussing the relative merits of the girl on a BT advert?


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:28 am
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you do know the internet is full of boobies and flange don't you?

The guy in that ad looks like a proper sex offender though, the next ad will be him using BT Infinity to search for a way to kill himself through auto erotic asphyxiation while his flatmates are outside explaining to the swat team that they "always wondered about his collection of little shoes"


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 11:42 am
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I saw an attractive girl in a shop once.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:04 pm
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I saw an attractive girl in a shop once.

pics?


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:10 pm
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Yep 😉


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:11 pm
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I think some of you need to redefine your interpretation of the word 'amazing'.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:11 pm
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Okay, but imagine if your attractive girl was in a BT ad about attractive girls... that's a whole new level of attractive. Custard cream? 8)


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:12 pm
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I am amazed that some of you find that amazing, in a WTF sort of way.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:13 pm
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I'm sure it seems amazing if you're 12-14, but otherwise it's pretty lame (like most adverts).


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:16 pm
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I'm sure it seems amazing if you're 40-54, [s]but[/s] and not getting any action , otherwise it's pretty lame (like most adverts).


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 12:21 pm
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Unklehomered +1

And the fox that says Hola, that's probably the only Spanish the team could get her to speak coherently in the time available.

Arrrgh. Must break something!


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 7:24 pm
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The guy in that ad looks like a proper sex offender though, the next ad will be him using BT Infinity to search for a way to kill himself through auto erotic asphyxiation while his flatmates are outside explaining to the swat team that they "always wondered about his collection of little shoes"

Proper LoL at that one. I was a bit let down too, didn't live up to expectations.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 9:29 pm
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some of you peeps need to have a

1. W4nk
2. word with yourselves.

perving over a BT ad? really?

Haven't you see Charlize Theron shedding clothes for the sake of perfume? 🙂


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 9:40 pm
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The money supermarket advert is by far the best on tv at the moment.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 9:43 pm
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FWIW - I love it. Geeky chubby guy attracts armies of ultra-attractive exotic nubiles with his big tech. It's a nerds dream.

I hate BT with a vengeance tho.


 
Posted : 28/08/2012 10:10 pm
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BT advert, the STW remake.

There's a knock at the door. STW forum member opens the door to find an attractive young lady at the door with a laptop cradled in her arm.

"Hola," she says. Indicating her laptop screen, she says, "you've got a [i]great [/i]connection." She gazes longingly into his eyes and chews softly on her lower lip.

"That's the wireless strength, you stupid bint," he replies, hastily closing the door before returning to his sofa and his iDiet dinner, pausing only to change his WPA key before discussing her relative attractiveness on the Internet and sharing hilarious anecdotes about how women know nothing about computers.

Fade to black. Voiceover and titles, "BT Infinity; for people who could fall into a barrel of nipples and come out sucking their thumb."


 
Posted : 29/08/2012 8:52 am
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Any advert with them in it, including the 8-bit pixelated swimming version, makes me want to break the screen


 
Posted : 29/08/2012 10:56 am
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lol @ Cougar! 😀

And Pook...

HELLO CAPTAIN SPEEDY!


 
Posted : 29/08/2012 11:09 am

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