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..having been spotted in the car park at 8:30 this morning handing over a wadge of crisp £20's to some bloke. 😉
Even more so, when I walked in and was asked who was he, I replied I had no idea, just some bloke of an internet forum. 😯
What half the office (gossips particularly) missed is the 15' of canoe that was now on the roof of my car. 😀


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:09 pm
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now I'm no expert, but when did the DEALER hand over the cash?


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:11 pm
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Now *that* is where I am going wrong.


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:13 pm
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Surely the dealer has to buy it off someone?


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:13 pm
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When he buys in bulk. First time I've heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:13 pm
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Not a bad idea. *registers cokebycanoe.com*


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:22 pm
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Is that a canoe in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me?


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:24 pm
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The old 'hash-canoe' trick eh?


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 9:26 pm
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It's kayak-cocaine


 
Posted : 08/01/2015 11:10 pm
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A dealer paddling his wares?


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 12:52 am
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Should be ok as long as the gossips dont sell you down the river.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 7:11 am
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This thread went rapidly downhill.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 9:21 am
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Just go with the flow Steve.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 9:22 am
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yeah, just roll with it.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 9:25 am
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First time I've heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

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Posted : 09/01/2015 9:30 am
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If the deal went sour, would he bust a capsize in your ass?


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 9:36 am
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You'll be fine up shit [s]creek[/s] crack.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 9:59 am
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Made me think of this


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 10:09 am
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It's ok, no one notices my canoe when it is in the car.

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Posted : 09/01/2015 3:43 pm
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I canoe see a thing.....
Sorry Igmc....


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 4:10 pm
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I've met a few prolific dealers off here.
Most memorable wad the memory-foam mattress blag, that was a chap from Bristol, at a McDonald's just off the M5.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 4:27 pm
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I think you need a high-viz flag or something on things sticking out that far.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 4:42 pm
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First time I've heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

i thought a condom was the commonly used package size 😯


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 4:46 pm
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we were fueling the car a few sundays ago and two guys pulled up in two cars, both got out one had a look at the contents of a cardboard box and then handed the other guy a wad of notes, my wife was ready to call the police when I reminded he that's what I do everytime I sell a bike/car parts/mobile phone


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 4:49 pm
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Depends where you are hiding it, a canoe in a yaris looks just like a canoe in the arris.


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 4:50 pm
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I wonder if any drug dealers have dreams of being outdoor education instructors...
Anyway Matt I'll be doing later for some more paddle powder, usual flash from the street 😆


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 5:46 pm
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Usual place 😉


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 6:25 pm
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Would it not be easier to put the car in the canoe?


 
Posted : 09/01/2015 8:47 pm

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