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Just because I insisted that Jesus spoke with a lisp.

It was a right slap in the faith.


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 1:29 pm
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U lucky bathtard


 
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Posted : 04/12/2018 1:33 pm
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I did run into one once during a Sunday service when I was a kid and shout ‘by the power of greyskull” while holding a toy sword.


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 1:34 pm
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my favourite singer has a lisp

thmokey robinthon


 
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I did run into one once during a Sunday service when I was a kid and shout ‘by the power of greyskull” while holding a toy sword.

Oh! The he-manity!


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 1:36 pm
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What can think the unthinkable?

An Ithberg.


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 1:39 pm
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You mean "thlap in the faith".

Aged 7 I was teaching my big sister how to wink during prayers. I then blurted out very loudly "No not like that". The vicar suggested to sis that I was a bit young for the big church. So since then it's been christenings, weddings and funerals only.


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 3:10 pm
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Two nuns went for a bike ride, and turned down a cobbled road.

One said, "I've never come this way before"


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 3:25 pm
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You didn't suggest his Dad was a whoaman as well did you?


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 3:50 pm
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You mean “thlap in the faith”.

No cos it was Jesus who had the lisp not me, 'slap in the faith' is a play on words type of thing.


 
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The Thunder God went for a ride,
Upon his favourite filly,
"I'm Thor!" he cried
but his horse replied
"You've forgotten the thaddle, thilly!


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 4:56 pm
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Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when along came a flasher, who stood in front of them and opened his raincoat to bear all.

The first nun had a stroke.

The second nun had a stroke.

The third nun couldn’t reach.


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 5:02 pm
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No cos it was Jesus who had the lisp not me, ‘slap in the faith’ is a play on words type of thing.

Well that's me put in my place. Fair enough.


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 6:14 pm
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jesus christ went to an inn,handed the innkeeper some nails and said can you put me up for the night

merry xmas 👍


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 6:21 pm
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Two nuns in the bath.

First nun: 'Where's the soap?'

Second nun: 'Yes it does doesn't it.'


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 7:05 pm
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Bugger!!!


 
Posted : 04/12/2018 7:57 pm

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