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Full of festive greetings but I don't know who it was from! Hmmm, didn't take long for CG's imagination to work overtime 😳
Well, one option would be ignore it, bit rude perhaps? Second option would be to reciprocate greetings and ask them to identify themself. Third option onwards could mean a bit of fun 😉
So ... should I flirt outrageously? This of course could backfire if the sender was female!
Or ask to check address of their NYE party?
[s]Or mention the word "webcam"[/s]
Of course the probability of me doing any of the above is remote. However if alcohol touches my lips, my inhibitions may possibly disappear into thin air and then it could all go very spectacularly wrong 😳
Over to the STW Massiv for more words of wisdom 8)
isn't the collective mental age a smutty 15 ??
Yeah, go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
Well Simon, what would you do then for a mature measured response?!
I always text back "I don't know who you are" :o)
What's the number?
Full of festive greetings but I don't know who it was from
I had one of those too. Also a voice mail from what sounded like someone's mum, not a voice I recognise or a number I know!
I had heard of some kind of scam where you return the call but it's a premium rate number, so I'm to 'noid to answer random wierd texts.
After years of trying all the combinations, i finally did it!
Vi auguro a voi tutti un mondo do felcita per il santa natale
text back and ask what they got up to over xmas and if it involved going to the gym car park a lot, it was houns
ask them to txt a picture
Ha ha!! 😆
Decisions decisions.
I definitely feel like being mischievous, can't you tell I haven't been riding my beloved bike.
Houns - Member
After years of trying all the combinations, i finally did it!
That's what I'm talking about!
happy Christmas fella
Go for it CG!! You gonna get layed on new years eve!!
Go for it CG!! You gonna get layed on new years eve!!
😯
Do people of our age have sex ?? Don't we just grumpily resent those that can still do it ?
My body is in perfect working order, thank you. I've had no complaints!
Shall I press the "send" button? What's the worst that can happen?
My body is in perfect working order, thank you. I've had no complaints!
that's what you should txt back 🙂
My body is in perfect working order, thank you. I've had no complaints!
ah, thanks for that! It's hard to tell as you're always so togged up in layers it's impossible to tell :o)
Its probably someone with a new phone number, so you could end up flirting with your brother or something equally weird.
So ... should I flirt outrageously? This of course could backfire if the sender was female!
i dont see how thats a backfiring?
pikchures?
Shall I press the "send" button? What's the worst that can happen?
Do it!!!
Heard this chap got a new phone for christmas 😉
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Right, I'm to see if I can coax a tea leaf up to my area.
Send a reply ending in someone elses name...ideally a males name, reply should consist of something along the lines of.
Hi, seasons greetings too, however due to my Lady being unfaithful to me, i have confiscated her phone and am following up all messages that i deem to be of a flirtatious manner....With any luck you are on PAYG and are not easily traceable, if however you are on a contract, well i now have your name and can easily gain your details.
Now leave her alone and expect a visit from me...Oh and i'm not Santa so your present won't make you happy... Nigel
Barry Bethel - Premier MemberHouns - Member
After years of trying all the combinations, i finally did it!That's what I'm talking about!
happy Christmas fella
You pished?! Merry Christmas you hunk of yuletide love
OMG! If it was a text about Santa emptying his sack then...... 😳
Heard this chap got a new phone for christmas
how did you know ??? But it worn't me :o)
[i]Do people of our age have sex ?? Don't we just grumpily resent those that can still do it ?[/i]
yes that's correct......not that i have any intention of being like that at your age simon
Oooh aleigh, ouch!
Have had a little wine now and it dawned on me it could actually be from a STW'er. One or two people from here have my number cos I've known to organise the odd ride 🙄
tannoy / if anyone from here sent me a text today please own up before I get myself into all sorts of trouble with a webcam / tannoy 😉
Go on SFB it's your big chance to bag an STW babe!! Send her a pic of your willy. 😉
(tails taking jokes to the lowest possible level since 1984)
tails - you need to take a cold shower 😉
Flirt
anything's possible...after all it is christmas!
.not that i have any intention of being like that at your age simon
me either :o)
Go on SFB it's your big chance to bag an STW babe!! Send her a pic of your willy
I'm spoken for 🙂
don't waste your text cg - if it is a man you're better off spending 15p on a load on mojo sweets.........much more satisfying 😆
Go for it; make your Christmas very memorable. If it backfires you could always say 'sorry wrong person.'
I'm spoken for
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I thought SFB was like santa.
Ian
Only comes once a year face.
tails - a lucky escape me thinks! Really, someone who spends Xmas in a tower just HAS to belong to a fetish group 😯 I'm a clean-livin' kind of gal and my mother told me about people like him 😉
Damn,now I've just been banned for a week,by myself.
ian
Only comes once a year face.
but it's a doozy ??
Luckily I'll never know.
ian
Had to check the Urban Dictionary for that one 🙄
OK I admit it.
I have your number Rich! How did the ride go today then?
Sorry, had to finish the washing up. As I was saying, I gave the bromide to the nuns at the christmas party. Anyway, whats all this about a text?
I used to get txts all the time asking me to play music tracks or answering competition questions. My mobi number was apparently very similar to some crappy commercial radio station, so I set up a boilerplate reply along the lines of 'The service you requested is not available. Please check your number and try again'.
Hasn't happened for a while, maybe they've joined the 21st century and got a quicktext number.
Oh, were there nuns in the tower at your ride today then? I'm confused, must be cos my wine glass is emptying rather speedily 🙄
lol at some of the replies....
Claim you have a new phone and have lost some of the numbers, ask their name
Works for me 🙂
cg, are we on the alcohol tomorrow before we go out? if so i'll bring my vodka 8)
cg, are we on the alcohol tomorrow before we go out? if so i'll bring my vodka
I think we should all leave CG to attend her date on her own. no one likes a muff protecter!! 😉
Have fun guys, you getting super drunk or just tipsy?
CG, don't mean to hijack yr thread, but I had an unknown text on Christmas day as well. Don't recognise the number but am starting to think it could be my ex...
[i]I think we should all leave CG to attend her date on her own. no one likes a muff protecter[/i]
cg is quite capable of looking after herself! as for 'muff protector'....not something i would refer to myself as 😮
i plan on getting rather merry tomorrow! 😆
Right I'm going to leave this thread and return my stirring spoon to the drawer. Have fun people. 🙂
cg, are we on the alcohol tomorrow before we go out? if so i'll bring my vodka
Of course aleigh! Cellar is almost full of red wine and I have an "arrangement" with Fuller's Brewery 😉 Shall I get some coke/lemonade/tonic? Looking forward to an action-packed evening! Can't wait to put on my killer heels 8)
CG, don't mean to hijack yr thread, but I had an unknown text on Christmas day as well. Don't recognise the number but am starting to think it could be my ex...
hitman - don't go there, the STW oracle do not advise it!
Xipe - following on from the Wansdyke ride, any chance of you sorting a route/leading a ride for same number of riders? Would be good to be shown some more relics and you obviously know your stuff. E-mail in profile, thank you.
i think i have enough in my 'mobile bar' to keep me going 8)
CG, don't worry not going to - if you check that other thread re:exes I advised the op not to contact the ex (although before I had got my message!)
When my mate bought a new mobile he wanted to test if the text function was working so text the word 'sex' to me. I responded within 10secs with 'yes! who are you'? 😆
Right, who has put those tags up there? 😈
surely 'bimbo' is well deserved ??
[i] known to organise the odd ride[/i]
Are they not the best type! 😳
CG did the text have bad grammar? If so its definitely a STW'er
And didn't finish with a full stop it must be Hora!
What did it say? If it suggested a Yorkshire terrier humping a cushion mechanically then guilty m'lud 😀
so what did you send if anything in the end?
and what was the result? 😛
Well, not really sure where to start. I have the hangover from hell cos I ended up drinking a whole bottle of wine to pluck up courage to reply 😳
I seem to have deleted my reply but apparently I have agreed to a webcam rendevous this evening, just before my night out clubbing with aleigh.
So ... guys ... what should I wear for a hot date on a webcam?
wear?
What do you mean by that?
he means you have to be naked apart from nipple rouge :o)
So speaks the resident Single Track World nude web camming expert 😀
Says sfb the voice of reason and the man who seems to know too much about things like 'nipple rouge'!!
Edit; beaten to the punchline by Mr Ralli
damn
So speaks the resident Single Track World nude web camming expert
as Simon R has found to his cost...
who seems to know too much about things like 'nipple rouge'!!!
hey, can anyone know too much about such things ???
as Simon R has found to his cost...
Well indeed touche 😯
Webcam? Are you mad?!
I ride bikes, of course I'm mad ... and tipsy.
you mean to say you don't know what 'nipple rouge' is? 😯
[i]I seem to have deleted my reply but apparently I have agreed to a webcam rendevous this evening, just before my night out clubbing with aleigh.[/i]
Can you do an American Pie with the webcam and link it into live updating on STW as well? 😉
Minutes are ticking by and bottle is rapidly emptying, again 😳
My neighbour is an IT whizz, perhaps he could set up live streaming? Gosh, I need to get a grip, am quickly losing the plot! Am off out soon, will I have the energy for the dance floor!
What's a girl to do ...
What's a girl to do ...
"none of the above" if she has any sense at all :o)