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There's something utterly brilliant about children discovering rude words, isn't there?
My two think that the above is simply the funniest thing. Ever.
I'm tending to agree.
...right up till your seven year old tells you that he thinks you're a bit of a dildo.
The charm wears off that quite quickly.
Not if you ask the wife. 😆
But yes as a dad.
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Soz, lyke but I can't be bothered to fins another image..
your seven year old tells you that he thinks you're a bit of a dildo.
How hard did you have to try to NOT laugh! 😀
He nearly choked.
I never laugh. Ever. 😉
I'm ever thankful I don't have kids...
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Wait till your son says, 'Dad, ya knob'.
My youngest does, quite a lot. He obviously knows me. 😕
A mate's son - about 7 at the time, famously asked his mum what was for tea. She told him it was sausages.
The 7 year old responded with "Not ****ing sausages again!"
Realising he was expected to deal with this outburst of juvenile foul language, my mate apparently fearlessly leapt in and said "What's wrong with ****ing sausages?"
Which apparently wasn't what his wife wanted him to say....
My two think that the above is simply the funniest thing. Ever.
They're 28 years old.
I've just started seeing a young lady who has a 3 years old daughter who is as sharp as an arrow she has told her elder sister this evening.(21, who been at her bf at Christmas).
"Mummy has had two sleepovers with andy"
😀 slightly embarrassed mummy this evening
MCTD good context though.
My 4 year old girl pushed her fingers between Mummies jeans when Mummy was bending over to puck up a DVD and stated " yeah Mummy right up your poo bit"