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England collectively shat themselves there! 😆


 
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hahahahahahahahahahahaa!! 😆


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:54 pm
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*bangs head*


 
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Jeezo


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:55 pm
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I see the Colombian fans don't like the time wasting.

What a save.


 
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FFS really, gave them too much of the ball


 
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Oh FFS.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:55 pm
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I Colombians arn't wasting time arguing with the ref now, even retrieving the ball for England's free kicks, such nice chaps.


 
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Oh no we f---king haven't


 
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Posted : 03/07/2018 8:56 pm
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****


 
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Peeenaltieeeeees it is eh...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:57 pm
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Damn, was looking forward to "It'll be all right on the Night"


 
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Point of note: This ref is not very good.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:57 pm
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I’m sure I’ll get accused of coming on to talk about something I don’t understand but.

Seriously this game seems just to be about who can get away with the most amount of cheating. Such variety between the diving at the slightest or non existent touch compared with the wrestling that goes on at corners.

I don’t watch much bar a bit of Champions league and this is just awful to watch


 
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Well.... my  pre-match prediction was:

Engerland to score early and lead throughout then they get back in it, equalise in the 94th minute. Cue: tedious extra time of reverting to the usual long ball shit, then we lose on penalties when Raheem Sterling skies his into Row Z

Well at least Sterling is off?


 
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Stupid ****ing ****s


 
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Posted : 03/07/2018 8:59 pm
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Lol at welshfarmer.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:59 pm
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We should have too much in extra time. Channel the injustice, only one team's turned up to play.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:00 pm
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At home, watching this alone. This sucks.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:00 pm
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Please.

Not.

Penalties.

I can’t bear to watch you guys go through them again.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:00 pm
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At home, watching this alone. This sucks.

Watching the game or being alone?


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:00 pm
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Whatever happens, I'm pretty sure it's ITV's fault.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:01 pm
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Watching the game alone...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:01 pm
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Plucky England out again. Get your excuses while they are fresh*

*they are probably the same ones as last time just recycled...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:02 pm
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After that first goal, Colombia were all over the place, especially mentally. That was the chance to bury them with a second. Still think England will get through it. Colombians have mostly been shitbags and they’re at it again.


 
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Well we really are trying our best to lose this ..

Why are we spending so much time p--sing around passing it at the back ..


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:15 pm
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Too some degree I'm enjoying the angst.. It's palpable, you can definitely feel the tension...and frustration.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:15 pm
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What actual goal scoring chances have England had though? Colombia are way more threatening right now


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:16 pm
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are england actually holding out for penalties here? 😆


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:17 pm
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Can anyone explain why England keep holding onto the ball in midfield doing short passes whilst being crowded out by Colombians?  They keep losing the ball before they get anywhere, so whatever is meant to happen isn't.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:17 pm
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We've offered nothing since we bought of Alli and sterling.

Vardy has been anonymous


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:18 pm
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It's just getting sloppy from England here


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:19 pm
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THIS IS SHIT !!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:19 pm
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Dier doesn't carry the ball forward, and has failed to shore us up defensively.


 
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Can anyone explain why England keep holding onto the ball in midfield doing short passes whilst being crowded out by Colombians?  They keep losing the ball before they get anywhere, so whatever is meant to happen isn’t.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:20 pm
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They’re just going to pieces now.

All over the shop


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:20 pm
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No one to make a decent through ball, or at least want to.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:21 pm
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No spoilers like, but England are going out on penalties (again).


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:21 pm
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Couldn’t finish in a brothel


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:25 pm
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If I was Sveeedish right now I’d be happy enough.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:25 pm
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Pat Nevin lied to me 🙁


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:28 pm
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Maguire has been immense.

Rashford will miss a pen.


 
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If I was Sveeedish right now I’d be happy enough.

big Lustig is coming home with a winners medal, telling ye! 😆


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:32 pm
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Rashford will miss a pen.

At least Southgate is the expert in dealing with that


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:33 pm
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Bringing Rashford on with 6 minutes to go? He should have been on when they took Sterling off, or instead of Sterling to start!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:33 pm
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Normally a fan of Dier for Spurs but he’s lived up to his name this WC. Dire


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:34 pm
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At least this time we've not been abject. They've given us hope.

Oh god why did they give us hope!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:35 pm
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I don't think North Korean commentary would be any more biased. Embarrassing themselves.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:37 pm
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The way they've approached extra time makes me feel like they have confidence in a shootout.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:39 pm
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Where's David platt when you need him?


 
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Well before a pen is taken ..we are out ..

The body language at the end didn't fill me with confidence


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:40 pm
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No convinced I care now. Neither team are good enough to win it the whole thing so all a bit irrelevant.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:41 pm
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I think England will be reet. Don’t worry lads.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:41 pm
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For balance, I think we’ll do it.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:42 pm
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Well then...

This could be tension filled or a replication of previous performances.

I feel less interested and actually doing a bit of work.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:43 pm
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Squeaky bum time !)


 
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Pens were almost fun to watch when it was Croatia


 
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England go through on pens, but get battered 4-0 by the mighty Swedes.

Get yourself down the bookies I tell thee.


 
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I do love penalties when I'm no involved! 😆


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:45 pm
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Some nice pens so far.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:49 pm
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Arse.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:49 pm
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There we go


 
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****


 
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aw oh! 😆


 
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😀


 
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diddy 😆


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:50 pm
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Stick to the head and shoulders adverts 😀

Edit: Or was it Nivea?


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:50 pm
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Thank **** for that.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:51 pm
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**** it, come on.


 
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shanner! 😆


 
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Somebody check that bars ancestry. Maybe they had a English grandma, and we can sign them up.


 
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Woo.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:52 pm
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come on


 
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Told ya...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 9:52 pm
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🤯


 
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Worra save


 
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😆 well done, stick on to finally win a shoot out. enjoy!


 
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