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[Closed] Small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, rush goalie. World cup thread.

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Curse you Gareth Southgate for replacing my jaded cynicism about the national team with some waistcoat-wearing hope

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand."


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 12:58 pm
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At the risk of sounding terribly cocky - both Colombia & England must be thinking that a win tonight essentially puts them in the semi, especially after that first half...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 4:14 pm
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I reckon they would both concede a few with a better attack


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 4:18 pm
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About time!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 4:25 pm
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both were well organized Sweden got the luck otherwise they both looked pretty woeful in attack.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 4:56 pm
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Beers in,Radio on and hoping 5 live sync with ITV for a bit

Who is ready to go


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 6:35 pm
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Just wish it wasn't on ITV.  England has a very poor record when ITV cover the games...

But, same here - beers cracked open and hoping for a good match 🙂


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 6:41 pm
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Ready and nervous

If we lose, I'm ready to rip up my wife's copy of 100 years of solitude


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 6:41 pm
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Dear god! Our national anthem really is a dreary dirge!

We should definitely replace it, for the duration of the World Cup with Kicky-kicky-kick-kick! 😃


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 6:57 pm
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Just don't freeze is all I ask. Play to your potential and if they're better, so be it.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 6:59 pm
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Just to add I got Columbia in the office sweep stake....


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:01 pm
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1:30 in and no goals ??


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:01 pm
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As a scot I'm debating who to support. Have I forgiven the English enough for brexit yet..?

Born in York though, so I think I need to really.

Judging by how dire Sweden were this is pretty much for a place in the semis..


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:03 pm
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Jeeez, Sterling gets into so many good positions. End product so inconsistent.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:34 pm
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It's consistently awful.

I reckon we're going out.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:37 pm
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Dangerous position, come on!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:40 pm
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My granny could head butt harder than that


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:41 pm
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Oh, a brush with a dreadlock is enough to knock anyone over! Soft gets


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:41 pm
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wasted chance there


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:42 pm
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Can see why a player would go down tho, it's foul play that would never have been spotted else.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:43 pm
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mystified how once it has been seen it wasn't considered violent?


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:45 pm
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Why the hell is the VAR not intervening here?


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:46 pm
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What's going on here now...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:46 pm
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Well done Jordan, hardly had the ball in his hands all night.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:47 pm
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I can smell penalties


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:47 pm
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So... Tell me again why the south American teams have a reputation for dirty tricks?


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:47 pm
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American official to ignore Columbia’s misdemeanours??????

I’d put a big strong lad on for Sterling... Welbeck or Vardy....


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:48 pm
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How about a rule where if a player is deemed to have faked an injury inflicted by the opposition, the ref does not just give out a card but also dishes out physical punishment commensurate with the initial pain reaction.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:48 pm
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Well done Jordan, hardly had the ball in his hands all night.

let him get back to the hotel at least


 
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well england the best team there but no goals to show which has been a problem for a few, Young asking some questions of the ref for things to check up on need to see Sterling swapped out there by the hour, loftus cheek for ali too


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:52 pm
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England have mainly had the better of the game, would be no loss for Ali to be replaced by Loftus-Cheek, he again has offered very little.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:53 pm
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WTF - just seen the Colombian coach putting the shoulder in on Sterling


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:55 pm
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Small boys in the park never been so appropriate, the Columbians are like a bunch of kids!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:56 pm
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colombia not really playing too much, more about containing and I guess also frustrating youse a bit, can see them getting more dirty 2nd half.


 
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defo a red btw.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 7:57 pm
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The ref isn't good enough. He's losing control


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:03 pm
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you just need to watch you don't bite, that's what the colombians are after, england red.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:06 pm
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Alli is a passenger. I'd take him off.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:13 pm
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100% ..total liability


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:14 pm
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Is Tom Daily coaching the England strikers 😉


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:16 pm
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kane drags him first, no penalty for me tbh.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:16 pm
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Ref needs to book em for the back chat too


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:16 pm
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Whole new level of cheating! What a mess


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:18 pm
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How are all these protests allowed? Bloody ridiculous.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:19 pm
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I'm outraged.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:20 pm
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There’s been some great football, but overall this tournament has been pretty shameful for the sport.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:21 pm
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Don't normally do football. Thought I'd watch tonight's a bit. Wow. Just pathetic.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:21 pm
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, but overall this tournament has been pretty shameful for the sport.

eh? you gibbering about.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:22 pm
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Some form of justice at least.

Makes me realise why I don't watch football much.. bunch of pansies.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:22 pm
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Don’t normally do football. Thought I’d watch tonight’s a bit. Wow. Just pathetic.

You just got unlucky. Should have watched Japan v Belgium or Argentina v France. Personally, I have lost my love of football of late, but I do like these threads as, like Apple threads, it smokes out those who engage with something despite knowing they don't like it, and then moaning about it.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:22 pm
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The diving and simulation is at a new level, it's just too much especially when the quality gulf is there, the coach was disgraceful especially the little s**** after


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:23 pm
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The Columbians would probably be pretty good at rugby


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:24 pm
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I've seen much worse, stop being so dramatic! 😆 They're just an average team that know they will be outplayed in a game.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:24 pm
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Thought I’d watch tonight’s a bit. Wow. Just pathetic.

Only one team turned up to play tonight


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:24 pm
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I’ve see much worse, stop being so dramatic!

you live in Scotland where quality is optional


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:25 pm
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This is proper handbags. It needs a red


 
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you live in Scotland where quality is optional

You have seen some of the shit that calls it's self fitba in the premier league right? 😆


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:26 pm
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All I heard on 5live this afternoon was how England needn’t fear either Switzerland or Sweden. I imagine there’s a Swedish commentator somewhere this evening saying the same about England and Colombia.

Surely a red card has to be close for a Colombian. How many of their team have been booked now?

EDIT: Cripes, only five??


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:26 pm
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Columbia won't have anyone left if they get through this.. Cheating xxxxs


 
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Mrs M (ex teacher) has said that she would have the whole Columbian team in for detention and missing at least one playtime for they’re poor sportsmanship.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:29 pm
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Mate messaged me at 5pm asking if if I fancied a pootle, never again will you hear me say no I'm watching the football


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:34 pm
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That’s great @jamie!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:34 pm
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eh? you gibbering about.

No gibbering, I’ll leave that to you football fans - just seeing Saturday mornings, the Under 11s all surrounding the ref trying to get in his face, pushing each other around, while their parents stand behind the ‘Respect’ tape, screaming their heads off 😆


 
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threatening to turn in to a game, colombia obv need to go for it now.


 
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DezB

eh? you gibbering about.

No gibbering, I’ll leave that to you football fans – just seeing Saturday mornings, the Under 11s all surrounding the ref trying to get in his face, pushing each other around, while their parents stand behind the ‘Respect’ tape, screaming their heads off

That's lovely, this not of more interest to you?  https://www.mumsnet.com/


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:41 pm
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We really need a world class ball player in midfield. Plenty of good runs and no Scholes to thread the ball through 😢

Impressed with the composure of the defence when they have the ball and some pressure though. They seem more willing to play a through ball than the midfield.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:42 pm
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and breath everybody


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:43 pm
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Football on ice.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:43 pm
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Commentators curse... Oh dear.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:44 pm
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OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:47 pm
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Don't like the way we are trying to see this out ...attack ffs

We will come unstuck !


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:48 pm
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it's not a good game..... not a lot of football being played. Game management now and staying switched on.


 
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If they had tried to play from the start we could have had a decent game here


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:49 pm
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There's a game of football breaking out here


 
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Vardy's a good call.....quick, busy hold the ball up and run over the top option.


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:50 pm
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England World Cup results by TV channel since 1988: BBC: Played 13 W9 D1 L3 (win ratio 69%) ITV: Played 11 W1 D5 L5 (win ratio 9%)


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:50 pm
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England have got this. 😀


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:51 pm
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first match I’ve watched of this tournament, this isn’t the World Cup winning team you are looking for...


 
Posted : 03/07/2018 8:52 pm
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5 minutes - I'll accept that. I had 7 down.......


 
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