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Woke up yesterday to be informed that we have been voted in at no21 in the top 100 adult products on the market if you knew what we have been through to get here then you too would be as happy as we are, we know its the best couples product on the market and now we know the industry thinks the same....
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Sore head after a few beers to celebrate
(mods I know this isn't a regular run of the mill post and if you find it inappropriate then please remove)
Not a very detailed picture 😆
Looks like it'd make a great sledge too!
The mini version... is that for kids?
Now then
Matt, i could post another picture, but that would mean mods would delete and do you really want to see a picture of me!
Houns, I know of people whom use then as sun loungers and for playing on the Xbox
Djgl, mini is a 3/4 size for people with limited space
Can you buy one with real hair, or is the laydee included in the purchase ?
(well done btw !)
Or dwarf sex
What were numbers 1-20?
Well done with your success.
Semi serious question... Discount on your website for stwers?
Heh, semi
Q. Can this be used in a swimming pool or the sea?A. We do not recommend the use of Cupids Couch in water of any kind. This is not to be used as a floatation device for safety reasons.
Did someone mention dwarf sex????
I look like a dwarf when compared to the girls in this photo...
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STW all of life is here!
Oho ohhh err Missus.
"Titters"
Sandwich - Member
STW all of life is here!
and that's why I like it here
seems like the biking is paying off, I thought ron j was a biffer.
Will DFS stock them ?
Pics to email in profile please. 1st Dibbs..lol.
Actually, just noticed Velvet Shave ltd in the background of your pic- proper lol.
But in all seriousness, well done- cant say I know the market that well but to make a sucess of that with so many competitors must feel awesome. Good work fella.
Arm and leg restraints you say.... hmmm the missus' birthday is coming up. Could prove useful...
(rubs chin)
this thread is useless without more pics
Is there room for holding a pint and a pie in it?
Excellent work btw, good to hear a success story in "prudetrackworld"
Arm and leg restraints you say.... hmmm the missus' birthday is coming up. Could prove useful...(rubs chin)
restrained while you go out on bike 😀
Exactly.
There might be a few takers on here for the t-shirt too. 😉
Congratulations and does it come with its own pump ................
not only does it come with its own electric pump it also contains a puncture repair kit.....
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In case of an inadvertent penetration I presume?
Lynne! these are sex people!
congrats! 🙂
If you send me one I will do a review on my blog.
Be careful wher you purchase from.
I bought from a rival to Ron and got shafted.
😀
This is definitely the most unexpected thread topic for while.
Glad the wife and kids are out, it would be tricky explaining to a 7 and 8 year old why I'm laughing.
Good luck to you.
Ron Jeremy, class..well done on the couch...does it come with a fluffer to get you started.??
ron jeremy - Member
not only does it come with its own electric pump it also contains a puncture repair kit.....
What presuure do you put into it, and whats its weight,and other colours available.
Just ordinaty STW questions,
Oh and conmgratulations
I had designed something similar for married men. It's a one seater armchair with detachable arm rest for plenty of elbow room on one side and a sturdy plinth for your laptop on the other. The deluxe model comes with a special safety pull cord that is connected to the laptop and your trousers, if trousers/underwear and hastily pulled up it switches windows for those moments when one doesn't have a hand free and is disturbed.
Thanks all, we have just set up a 10% discount code for STW users on our main site, I can either post details here or you can email direct for it, what would you prefer......
Sadly a bit late for deliveries in time for Mothers Day
Muggomagic 😆
Needs to be linked to the Packrafting article.
Don't think my Mother would be interest thanks..
😆
Ewe.
Details here!
I mean eh I'm sure others would appreciate that. (but yeah put them here)
Whats the best pressure for riding on it!
Lynne! these are sex people!
Genuine Lol
not only does it come with its own electric pump it also contains a puncture repair kit
is it compatible with Stans and what size CO2 cartridge will I need for touring?
Slightly gratuitous plug
If you can use that a a plug you probably need medical attention
Is there a Stans version? No need for repair kit?
Awesome for doing so well.
See the economy is doing just fine.
A stans version? What if it did get a puncture? The spaff came from the chair, honest.
Top thread! 😆
Can someone photoshop a photo of Badger pumping up a cupids couch? Leave the spooge in the photo, obviously.
Ta!
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Thank you LORD Jeremy!!!!
*scuttles off to show boyfriend*
MM, that is awesome!
Needs more spooge, though!
😆
The internets has served it's purpose.
class - I was waiting for the Badger reference!
Well done and brilliant thread. Badger pictures class as usual.
Some development needed stw'ers, offer in different rubber compounds so it can be used in different rooms.
Why do keep thinking of the bottom episode.
"This is a sex shop is'nt it?"
"Yes sir"
"I'll have a fivers worth"
Muggo... no kleenex dispenser or crispy sock holder ?
Is it goat-friendly?
Do you do a carbon version?
bikebouy - Member
Don't think my Mother would be interest thanks..Ewe.
Speak for yourself..... I gave my mum a golden shower for Mothers Day last year
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And for Father's Day I popped to Boots
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I think that would combine very well with a slightly gratuitous plug.
This is heading down hill fast. . . . . excellent 😆
Velvet shave aren't trading anymore 😳
Second Badger pic was betterer......
What contraption do you have to build to get number 1?!
Congratulations by the way, who has made the list?
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Brilliant.
Many well dones Ron.
Be warned, it "burps" under extreme forces
(Oh no, hang on, that's my inflatable girlfriend)