[Closed] Singletrack Awards - do we need a new "Perchy's One Liner of the Year" category?

I'll still not win it.

Yes

I’m making an early nomination for “Mortal Wombat”

Came here to nominate this.

It's only January

Get in early to avoid disappointment (just like your mother)

Anyway, my favourite one liner, offered entirely out of context was...

Plaintive Mews

Perchy's Punlitzer Prize?

My nomination goes to 'piston-fisted gibbon' on the recent Wolf Moon thread

Mortal Wombat, gets my vote.

Edit : What is a lamington anyway?

Edit : What is a lamington anyway?

Imagine a mr kipling fondant fancy had children with a tunnocks snow ball. Now imagine one's a nice child and then the other one is the one no-one likes. A Lamington is that one.

Imagine a mr kipling fondant fancy had children with a tunnocks snow ball. Now imagine one’s a nice child and then the other one is the one no-one likes. A Lamington is that one.

Too long to be a contender, but funny nonetheless. 😁

“Deploy the tranquiliser sausage”

“Deploy the tranquiliser sausage”

That was Flaperon’s neighbours dog.

Doesn’t count as it was nearly five years ago.

What is a lamington anyway?

It sounds like we have to have that talk. When a Ramington and a Ewington love each other very much they have a special cuddle....

Bunnyhop
What is a lamington anyway?

Generally precedes the Pavlova.

It sounds like we have to have that talk. When a Ramington and a Ewington love each other very much they have a special cuddle….

Now *that* had me laughing out loud.

Thanks for all the 'lamington' descriptions, very funny.

Sounds virtually inedible.

"ocean going bell end" made me laugh. And when i say laugh, I mean nearly smile.

Now *that* had me laughing out loud.

Me too! 🤣

“ocean going bell end” made me laugh. And when i say laugh, I mean nearly smile.

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