[Closed] Singledatingtrackworld: Give me ideas for a first-date challenge....

First person to make the baby Jesus weep?

Have you lit your own farts before? I can think of no more dignified way of spending an evening, than competing to see who can fire the biggest jet of flames out of their arse

Neck a pint then see how much of the alphabet you can burp?

sounds a lovely girl , i suspect first base might not be achieved.

i prefer a cinema first time out.. its dark so no one will see you if the date resembles the rear of a red passenger carrying vehicle and you can leave discreetly half way through without been seen..on the other hand should the unbelivebale happen and the date turns out to be way out of your league you have an hour and a half before the lights come on before they will realise thier mistake..

sounds a lovely girl , i suspect first base might not be achieved.

i prefer a cinema first time out.. its dark so no one will see you if the date resembles the rear of a red passenger carrying vehicle and you can leave discreetly half way through without been seen..on the other hand should the unbelivebale happen and the date turns out to be way out of your league you have an hour and a half before the lights come on before they will realise thier mistake..

Times have changed. There was one very clear challenge on a first date when I was a lad.

thread bookmarket

Tell her you managed to **** 8 times over a picture of Sheryl Cole.

Recite Beowulf in full from memory in Old English.

People ask some odd things here, don't they?

"Eat a Cadbury's Flake in the style of a 1980's advert" ... you should provide the flake and download the soundtrack "only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate ..." - tutorials are available on youtube 8)

Test the gag reflex... deep throat a king size mars bar.

If she's telling you what to do on a first date it doesn't look promising for the future if you ask me.

Ping pong? Mechanical bull??

Tell her that the challenge is to last a first date with her after trying to turn the whole thing into some moronic version of the crystal maze. And that you'd rather go out with the bald bloke from the crystal maze.

[i] I have to complete some kind of challenge beforehand[/i]

so you have to do something odd before you meet up and then tell her how it went?

odd.

her mother/sister?

russian roulette with two shot glasses and a sachet of picolax?

Traditionally I believe you're supposed to slay a dragon or rescue a princess from a tower. Eating a doughnut seems a bit lame.

How about going dressed as your favourite Fast Show character? Hers is quite clearly...

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??? I don't know why but I always thought you were a girl. Odd.

russian roulette with two shot glasses and a sachet of picolax

which will provide a night which you both will remember forever ..

Find something like this- https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=coolcherrytrees.games.reactor&hl=en

Then try and win a second date from her.

messiah was winning but he's just been pipped at the post by mikewsmith in my book. Oh and +1 for bizarre thing to be doing on a first date - you're supposed to let the crazy out slowly once you have them hooked.

Clearly she enjoys something challenging, try your personality 😆

Mate, be careful. This doesn't sound like the ideal start to a relationship.... if you get to date 2 and there's a more significant challenge - RUN!

Odd.

5thElefant - Member
Times have changed. There was one very clear challenge on a first date when I was a lad.

why what did you try and put in your mouth?

??? I don't know why but I always thought you were a girl. Odd.

You're assuming the OP is a man just because the date is a woman? It's 2013, you know.

😉

If she's telling you what to do on a first date it doesn't look promising for the future if you ask me.

This.

What happened to going out for a drink and a chat and seeing if you have anything in common, why the need to 'jazz up' proceedings with challenges and the like. Will converastion be so sparse that she needs to create a talking point?

She sounds like a loon.

She sounds wacky, I'd give it three weeks before she morphed into the sort of girlfriend who would call you at two in the morning, drunk, to make sure you weren't with someone else. I think your challenge is to invent another girlfriend/dying relative quickly.

If you do take up any challenge you will have failed this test. Dont know what the test is? You've failed that test too.

Oooh, is it a GTFOOH (get the f out of here!) test, said in an Eddie Murphy style?

If you want a challenge I've a kitchen needs regrouting—your date'd be dead impressed 8)

miketually - Member

You're assuming the OP is a man just because the date is a woman? It's 2013, you know.

No 😛 I checked his profile and I've not met any girls (as yet) called Bruce.

I have... 😉

😀 as a first name?

Balance two forks and a toothpick on the edge of a glass.( google it )
If it doesn't go well you can always [s]get the fork out of there[/s]leave .

I thought everyone from Australia was called Bruce. Including the girls.

I have...

as a first name?

I'm saying "yes" 🙂

Seeing who can drink the most.

/*creativity mode on*/
get a few feet of plastic tubing.
insert one end in your bumhole, the other in your mouth.
fart and breath out through your nose
light it.
ask her if she'd like a go (put the nasal furnace out first - talking with your nose on fire is just rude), offering her the end from your mouth (obviously not the bum end, that would be gross)

if she's not impressed, she'll never ask you to do another "challenge!"
if she is impressed, post on here and i'll get you something even better

A date challenge?

Find someone who isn't mad, or boring, or married!!

Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.

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get a few feet of plastic tubing.
insert one end in your bumhole, the other in your mouth.
fart and breath out through your nose
light it.
ask her if she'd like a go (put the nasal furnace out first - talking with your nose on fire is just rude), offering her the end from your mouth (obviously not the bum end, that would be gross)

Then this straight after

Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.

had me in tears and not in a dusty dadsnet way.

High maintenance. Walk away now.

How many posts and NOBODY has asked for a picture of the challenging date?

How many posts and NOBODY has [s]asked for a picture of the challenging date?[/s] suggested the Oxo Tower as a location?

The OP's not been back.

Is their mouth too full of marshmallows to post an update?

Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.

This.

Ok. Some I'm off on a first date on Thursday and she's got this idea that I have to complete some kind of challenge beforehand - the 'eating a doughnut without licking your lips' type-of-thing...

WTF?!

What happens on the second date? Trial by combat?? Or is that the wedding night?!

I have a feeling the STW-hivemind might be right about this one...

I suspect the real challenge will be leaving early without causing offence 🙂

I mean it's a good ice breaker but a "little" odd.

Like the Mars bar idea...

My first date with mr pea was a mountain bike ride- that's surely the best kind of date?!

yeah take her for a ride. that'll do it.

A friend had a first date one time who took her pot-holing. It ended well on the day, but in the bigger picture, it didn't end well.

The signs are there.

When you talk to her on the phone, does it always sound like she's in a helicopter or running really fast?

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Coin on the Forehead [s]Prank[/s] Skill Contest

Is her bathroom carpeted?

Golf ball and hose pipe?

If not that then definitely the penguins one suggested above.
Other than that the woman sounds like a nutter, run!

The penguin and lobsters. Good clean fun. And you can ask a doorman, receptionist, general loon to film it for the stw massives amusement.

One challenge comes to mind:

She's got to be Marianne Faithfull

You've got to eat her Mars bar.

😀

Tell her that its impossible for women to touch their belly button with both of their elbows at the same time.

Stand back and admire, thank me later

If you have to do the challenge [i]before[/i] the date then presumably she won't be there so you can make up any old sh1t - she won't know so you can be as creative as you wish.

Anyhoo, as above, she sounds like a nutter... RUN!

*LOL at Rachel*

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it's not terribly attractive 🙂

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it's not terribly attractive

I think this may be down to your personal selection of men, not men in general.

Tell her that its impossible for women to touch their belly button with both of their elbows at the same time.

I've heard the elbows behind the back one, but not that one.

Take along a dismantled STI shifter in a bag, and get her to put it back together.

If she can, she's a keeper.

Unless she's butt ugly, in which case you've got a fixed shifter and a night out.

How did it go?

Do you still have your gonads???? 😆

STI shifter

Save that for the morning after.

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it's not terribly attractive

That's multitasking 🙄

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it's not terribly attractive

Whilst I totally agree; only a couple of days ago I was walking towards a larger lass, who was wearing leggings, who then proceeded to itch a particular irritation for a good few seconds 'down there', not caring for any dignity. Why I noticed this I don't know. It was just kind of obvious!

Therefore, I understand why women don't want to witness similar!