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dirtycrewdon - see what happens when a girl tries to be [s]clever[/s]sexually accomodating, it backfires


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 1:45 pm
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do you mean accommodating ? 😉


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 1:49 pm
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I only clocked a couple of weeks ago the '5' AND the '10' in the five ten logo

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Posted : 25/09/2013 2:03 pm
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I just noticed that the iPlayer logo has an i in the play symbol.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:10 pm
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I only clocked a couple of weeks ago the '5' AND the '10' in the five ten logo

Oh yeah... Obvious now, but never thought to look beyond the 5. Some graphic designer must be weeping into his skinny moccachino at our display of ignorance.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:21 pm
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Pah, it says "5" and "1.0".

Nice try.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:25 pm
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For many years I thought that the Toysrus dinosaur that the popular toy shop was named after looked awfully like a giraffe.

Pretty sure it is a giraffe. There's a giraffe on [url= http://www.toysrus.co.uk/ ]their website[/url] anyway.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:33 pm
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I just noticed that the iPlayer logo has an i in the play symbol.

Have you noticed that the volume goes to 11?


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:33 pm
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^ Personal fave. And the buttseks logo.

I should not move into logo design!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:35 pm
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Loads of things have the volume going up to 11. Some things go up to TWELVE too!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:36 pm
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Loads of things have the volume going up to 11. Some things go up to TWELVE too!

Twelve? That's one louder than eleven. Wow!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 2:38 pm
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It always amuses me when British people complain about Americans using 'bathroom' for the place you go to wee, and say 'IT'S A TOILET YOU SILLY PEOPLE'.

I'm also amused, but mainly because "toilet" belongs with "pardon".


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 3:20 pm
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do you mean accommodating ?

Bugger, this isn't going well. 😳

*puts down the computer*


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 3:41 pm
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Anyone remember QXL?

I did a days work for them in 1999 (I think).

When they explained that they were running auctions on the Internet I remember thinking "What a daft idea - that will never take off!"


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 4:31 pm
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in my mid twenties stuck in traffic behind a VW when I suddenly realised that their logo is a V and a W, not 2 crossed hockey sticks. Obvious now, butI'd never looked at it like that (realised whilst driving a golf!). Mind you, as a child I thought Boots and Ford had the same logo!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 5:26 pm
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When the batman movie came out late 80's /early 90's?? The bat logo was everywhere, I kept wondering why the logo was a mouth and wonky teeth

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Posted : 25/09/2013 5:30 pm
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For many years I thought that the Toysrus dinosaur that the popular toy shop was named after looked awfully like a giraffe.
Pretty sure it is a giraffe. There's a giraffe on their website anyway.

It's definitely a giraffe, called Geoffrey as I recall. It was pointed out to me at university.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 5:36 pm
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When the batman movie came out late 80's /early 90's?? The bat logo was everywhere, I kept wondering why the logo was a mouth and wonky teeth

I had to squint and could only see a pair of mittens about to fondle some boobs.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 5:51 pm
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😛


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 5:57 pm
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Except the answer is no. Assuming 'no one is around to hear' means no living beings, so no fluffy bunnies or owt, either.

The falling tree creates vibrations in the air, which causes our inner-ear gubbins to vibrate, which in turn, the human / animal brain interprets as 'sound'.

No one around, no ear, no brain = no sound.

What if it was recorded and then played back to someone?


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 6:28 pm
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It would be a sound when it is played back. The "recording" could have been generated by all sorts of things, many of them not involving sound.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 8:50 pm
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The tree falling converts some of the kinetic energy into sound waves (as we call them)..they have the same properties whether somebody is there to physically hear them or not or indeed a machine to record them. So yes, a tree falling does make a sound..fact 😀


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 9:30 pm
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It's not really a philosophical question, merely one of semantics. Unless the point is to show how people tie themselves up in knots trying to answer a question that disappears when you look at it from the right angle.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 9:31 pm
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It's not really a philosophical question, merely one of semantics. Unless the point is to show how people tie themselves up in knots trying to answer a question that disappears when you look at it from the right angle.

Only for it to reappear in the thread two pages later 😉


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 10:01 pm
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A bit like the batman logo... When I was about 5 I learnt to draw the superman logo by drawing all the yellow shapes but it wasn't until I was 8 that I realised it was an S.

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Posted : 25/09/2013 10:05 pm
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Ohh! That reminds me!
I always wondered (usually while astride the porcelain throne) why the Mr Muscle logo was a picture of South America
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Posted : 25/09/2013 10:08 pm
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My sister was convinced that Toyota Rav4 was actually pronounced Rava.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 10:15 pm
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In France the MR2 is pronounced....

...I'll get my coat.


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 10:25 pm
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In France the MR2 is pronounced....
...I'll get my coat.

Not sure if I get that one! I keep pronouncing 'MR2' in my head with a French accent, but I don't seem to be getting anywhere...


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 6:06 am
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They left out the 2 when it was released in France for good reasons.

You'll be kicking yourself, Shermer 😆


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:18 am
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Merde?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:26 am
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I'm not getting anywhere with this either.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:32 am
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A bit like the batman logo... When I was about 5 I learnt to draw the superman logo by drawing all the yellow shapes but it wasn't until I was 8 that I realised it was an S.

THIS^^^ but maybe I was older than 8 when I realized.

Even now at 37 years old when I look at it I have to force myself to see the 'S' rather than a strange abstract red and yellow logo in a magic eye kinda way


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:46 am
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MR2 in french is emmerdeux which is "shitty"

Nova (as in the vauxhall car) is "no va" in spanish which mensd "doesn't go"

Pajero (as in the mitsubishi 4*4) is spanish for ****er (it's pronounce pa-Hair-oh if you want to get it right next time you're out there)

****er = onanist, practitioner of the five knuckle shuffle, good friend to Mrs Rosie Palm and Her five lively daughters etc etc


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:04 am
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It would read "Merde" - if you believe the stories 🙂

EDIT: ^ A better answer


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:04 am
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That geographer teachers do occassionally eat Shredded Wheat.....


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:08 am
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If a tree falls in a forest, and no-one is around to hear it, do all the other trees laugh at it?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 9:05 am
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Until I was well into my twenties, whenever I read a book or news story that mentioned an 'estranged' spouse, I thought they were talking about mental cases. I honestly thought they were talking about folk who'd gone mad during the divorce and been put in the looney bin. 😳


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 9:28 am
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For years I thought there were two car parks at Durham railway station. One had an entrance at the back of the station and the other was accessed from Milburngate, near the entrance to the DLI museum.
They are two entrances to the same car park....


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 9:56 am
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I was in my late 20s before I realised that the word "misled" wasn't pronounced my-zuld.
Last year at the age of 33 I realised the word "segue" is pronounced seg-way.
Blew. My. Mind.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 10:34 am
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Nova (as in the vauxhall car) is "no va" in spanish which mensd "doesn't go"

Further reading.

http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:23 am
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Last year at the age of 33 I realised the word "segue" is pronounced seg-way.

Well I almost made it to 44...

When they announce on the travel news that there's a shed load on the motorway I always used to think they meant there was a lot of stuff (ie a shedload).


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:41 am
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I was in my late 20s before I realised that the word "misled" wasn't pronounced my-zuld.

I still can't get used to pronouncing "inventory" correctly.

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it should be pronounced as a soft [i]e[/i] sound like in-vin-tree or invin-tor-ee

But I've always read and pronounced it as in-v[b]e[/b]nt-or-ee.

Despite knowing this is wrong I refuse to accept it!

I'm just [i]venting[/i], but why would anyone [i]invent[/i] a method of counting [i]inventions[/i] and call it an in-vin-tree?!? Madness! 😀


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:04 pm
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I was in my late 20s before I realised that the word "misled" wasn't pronounced my-zuld.

Ha ha 😆

Last year at the age of 33 I realised the word "segue" is pronounced seg-way.
Blew. My. Mind.

oh 😳


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:09 pm
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Rather embarrassingly, when Aheadsets first became popular, I could never get mine tight.

It wasn't until a mate watched me do it that it became apparent what I was doing wrong.

I'd been tightening the stem and [i]then[/i] trying to tighten up the topcap to bring it all tight 😳 Took about 2 years of constant frustration and half a dozen headsets before I worked that one out.

In saying that, I've had a few emails from a guy who ought to be more embarrassed than me. He manages to squeeze in "all intensive purposes" at least once per email 🙂


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:11 pm
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I though Hyperbole was pronounced "Hyper- bowel" for way too long

I once worked with a guy who said something like "what's that word that means all the words you know"


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:12 pm
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From now on I am going to pronounce Superbowl as superbolee


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:17 pm
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I still can't get used to pronouncing "inventory" correctly.

I fall foul of that too, largely because for years my only encounter with the word was in text adventure games.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:27 pm
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Is there a way to 'play' STW in [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos ]Lewd Mode[/url]?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:48 pm
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From Wiki: "Tame Mode restricts the interaction to stimulating discussion about such subjects as jazz music and the writings of Jules Verne."

That sounds more like us 😀


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:58 pm
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My daughter recently discovered epeetowm.

I told her it really was the epitome of mispronunciation.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 3:10 pm
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Holy crap, shoelaces.

I've nearly made it to 40 without knowing.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 4:16 pm
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😆

I'm beginning to think the shoelaces thing should be put in some kind of government public information film. There must be thousands of people quietly suffering with the daily indignity of loose, unbalanced laces.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 4:38 pm
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In a minute some muppet will come on and say 'sauve' isn't pronounced 'so-ve'! That would be an embarrassing thing to discover in your mid 30's...


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 6:43 pm
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Hyperbole maybe pronounced hi-per-bolee, but what about hyperbolic eh, eh?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:45 pm
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This one hit me listening to the radio on the way home

Suburban pronounced suh burban is just another word but if pronounced Sub. Urban. it makes perfect sense!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:57 pm
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Just got the joke in hitchhikers guide....

"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"You ask a glass of water!"

Only took half my life!!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 9:37 pm
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In a minute some muppet will come on and say 'sauve' isn't pronounced 'so-ve'! That would be an embarrassing thing to discover in your mid 30's...


Maybe it's because your brain is swapping the 'a' and 'u' around 😉

(sauve is actually pronounced so-ve, but is mostly a name)


 
Posted : 27/09/2013 8:07 am
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