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I was speaking to someone earlier who I haven't spoken to in years. Halfway through the conversation I remembered that I used to entertain myself by randomly adding "like" to the end of my sentences when I was talking to him, because it made him end every sentence in "like". He hasnt changed. 😀


 
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Penis graffiti

Always makes me laugh


 
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Inappropriate comments that outrage the recipient


 
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Farting in lifts, then staring hard in disgust at the person next to me.

Silently of course, I'm not an animal you know.


 
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My 3 year old daughter streaking through the house this afternoon shouting "NAKED!" at the top of her voice.


 
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Meeting up with Scotish trolls only to discover that underneath the trolly exterier they're actual a nice person always makes me smile. 🙂


 
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SSStu - seeing that they are gash on a bike is probably funny too. 😀


 
Posted : 01/12/2012 8:37 pm
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I'm at this engineering facility, really clean and sharp, they make suspension we're going to sell and service, the engineer who is in charge of the servicing has all his tools laid out on a slightly but not overly oiled rag, but laid really smooth and all the tools laid just so.
I was compelled to pick one up and move it out of line.


 
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Most random comments make me chuckle.

Lately I have found people dropping their dinner at work very amusing indeed although if it happened to me i would be mortified.

E.g mate at work other day was emptying last night's shepperds pie on to his plate, just as i walked in to the kitchen about 2 thirds of it splatted on the floor, if looks could kill i would have died on the spot - all i could do was roll about laughing - it was sheer class.

😈


 
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Wiminz.


 
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Playing with me willy 🙂


 
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You.


 
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Playing with me willy

Simple or small.....


 
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Both!


 
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Beeping the horn at lights and junctions and looking behind me

That and dwarves in tuxedos 😉


 
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Simple things that amuse me?
Some of the people who post on STW


 
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eating fishfingers


 
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I used to amuse my 2 lads when I was driving by flashing my lights & waving at another driver as though I knew them. loads of people waved back!
Or they might have just being friendly.


 
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Calling out 'Hello Darlin" when driving/riding past a cow which looks at you.

Tooting the horn at people kissing


 
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I'm at this engineering facility, really clean and sharp, they make suspension we're going to sell and service, the engineer who is in charge of the servicing has all his tools laid out on a slightly but not overly oiled rag, but laid really smooth and all the tools laid just so.
I was compelled to pick one up and move it out of line.

Similarly I put up some notices around my workplace the other week. One was in the line of sight of a good friend of mine who has OCD. I purposely put the sign up ever so slightly off kilter and left it, then went to the far end of the (very large open plan) office to sit with another colleague.

It stayed like that for about 2 mins 😆


 
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DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR! Makes me laugh more everytime i see it. Sweet 😆


 
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People walking into glass doors.


 
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Farting.


 
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Talking to animals.I like animals much more than people.


 
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Farting.


 
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Popping my knee zits while sitting on the bog doing a poo.


 
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DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?


 
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cynic-al


 
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Giving a dog a chewy toffee, cracks me up every time. Don't think the RSPCA can touch you for it


 
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That conservative slogan appeared during our student protests! What clever buggers they (we) were! 😉


 
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DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?

SWEEEEEEET!! what does mine say 😆


 
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the tv show "Supernatural"


 
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DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?

SWEEEEEEET!! what does mine say

AN THEN?


 
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Giving a dog a chewy toffee, cracks me up every time. Don't think the RSPCA can touch you for it

I gave all four of ours a wine gum each tonight...
It was more fun than Ghostbusters on telly.. 😀


 
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Little Miss Sunshine.

Just watched it and laughed and laughed and laughed. Awesome film.


 
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People using archaic insults and swearwords. "You mewling QUIM!" being a fine example.


 
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When I'm driving I like to raise my hand as if I'm waving to a pedestrian and when they start to wave back continue up and flip my sun-visor down and then try and keep a straight face at their confusion/embarrassment of having waved at a random car.


 
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Winding up Wendyballists by calling them Wendyballists


 
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Beeping and waving at someone in the street as I drive by just to do their head in all day wondering who I was.

Holding the door open for someone who then doesn't acknowledge any thanks only to overtake them to the next door to allow it to swing shut just at the right moment.

Squirting water onto my windscreen to make the car behind wash their wind screen

Seeing a dog with its head out of a car window enjoying the breeze.


 
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plus 1 for little miss sunshine

a couple more for you Nukeproofriding, from Barnstaple in Devon during the 2010 election campaign..

I love a good bit of public art

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my all time favourite, and one that still raises a chuckle now was in a college toilet

[b]I wish I was shitting on an emo[/b] had been altered with biro to

[b]I wish I was shitting [s]on[/s] [/b]out [b]an emo[/b]


 
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DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?
SWEEEEEEET!! what does mine say
AN THEN?

Noo an THEN! 🙄 this could go on a while lol


 
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an then an then an then an then an then 😀


 
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Throwing a verbal hand grenade into a conversation and watching the reaction...............


 
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Peter Griffin.


 
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cars for sale with the front end up on a couple of ramps

pointless and therefore stupidly amusing


 
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Giving a dog a chewy toffee, cracks me up every time. Don't think the RSPCA can touch you for it

Mate of mine used to roll Maltesers across the floor for the dog to chase and eat. Every so often, he'd roll a pickled onion instead.


 
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On a similar note I quite enjoy making the cat fall over backwards by holding a piece of ham slightly out of reach.


 
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Holding a tiny piece of chicken up for the dog, and then throwing it to land on the sleeping cat.


 
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Double-sided sellotape on the cats' feet 😈


 
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From my mate it still makes me giggle.

Things women never say 'Standing water' women never say that.


 
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Childishness


 
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@samuri, I think the RSPCA can get you for that


 
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that BBC news facebook link I just got about that scottish guy who got arrested for giving sausage rolls to police horses. oh yeah, putting little pebbles in empty monkey nuts for squirrels to try snd figure out in a graveyard squirrel feeding hotspot. I pissed myself at that one.


 
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Kevevs - was his special defence that he thought they looked hungry?


 
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An then 😀


 
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NO AND THEN!


 
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Giving a dog a chewy toffee, cracks me up every time

Or floppy lettuce when it sticks to their palette.

Also, flicking biscuits for dogs and watching them try to accelerate on the slippery kitchen floor.

Dogs are so ace.


 
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yup, slippery dogs, wooden floors and treats.


 
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sudocrem


 
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Shibby! an den....


 
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