Silly town names
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Silly town names

95 Posts
78 Users
0 Reactions
235 Views
Posts: 41395
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Until today Hatfield Peverell was top of my list, however it has been replaced by Much Wenlock

What's yours?


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:06 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Yeah, I like all those small weird ones, but Ipswich remains my enduring comedy town.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:09 pm
Posts: 4097
Free Member
 

Wetwang


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:09 pm
Posts: 36
Free Member
 

Blandford Forum


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:11 pm
Posts: 12865
Free Member
 

Westward Ho!

Hatfield Peverell
Sounds like a pro-cycling team


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:11 pm
Posts: 10761
Full Member
 

Willey! Though I think its more of a village than a town.

Edit - though if property developers moved in would they present a Willey Enlargement Plan?


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:11 pm
Posts: 50252
Free Member
 

Nempnett Thrubwell


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:12 pm
Posts: 23277
Free Member
 

No Mans Land, on the road to Looe.

or Plusha on the A30.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:12 pm
Posts: 11269
Full Member
 

****t (orkney) always raised a giggle when we drove past.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:15 pm
Posts: 50252
Free Member
 

Oh, and Indian Queens.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:16 pm
Posts: 10761
Full Member
 

Somafunk - but sadly its miles from my suggestion... Story of my life! 🙂


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:17 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Land of Nod in East Yorkshire


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:18 pm
 robh
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Lickey End


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:19 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

How about Bell End or Licky End in Worcestershire?


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:20 pm
Posts: 12865
Free Member
 

Hmmm, obvious what you two have a preoccupation with...


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:21 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Idle, there's a working man's club. The title of which proudly emblazened above its door always makes me giggle.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:22 pm
Posts: 50252
Free Member
 

How about adding in a street name here?
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:22 pm
Posts: 1
Free Member
 

reading


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:22 pm
Posts: 6194
Full Member
 

There's Hoo, Ware and Wye, but has anyone seen or found a When yet?

Mockbeggar and a Thong near where I come from.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:22 pm
Posts: 16
Free Member
 

Penistone.

Locals insist on pronouncing it "penny-stun",boring sods.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:24 pm
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

Dangerous Corner


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:24 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Ecclefechan

also a place up north called Glaik (one for the weegies amongst us)


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:25 pm
Posts: 77347
Free Member
 

I live just down the road from Bedlam.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:25 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

There's a Village near me who's sign reading CLINT has been amended by the addition of a bit of black marker to the hilarity of erant youths several times over the years.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:26 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

There's at least 2 Bedlams near me. Quite a common name.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:27 pm
Posts: 1318
Full Member
 

Battledykes (off the A90 somewhere) always raised a laugh for me..


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:29 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

A collection of nob ends at Nob End

[url= http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3686/9189122168_0e708e4732_b.jp g" target="_blank">http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3686/9189122168_0e708e4732_b.jp g"/> [/img][/url]
[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/14162682@N00/9189122168/ ]Some nob ends at nob end[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/14162682@N00/ ]binlidski[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:30 pm
 mos
Posts: 1585
Full Member
 

Catherine Slack near Happyfax, my girlfiend is called Catherine and she's

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=409500&y=428500&z=120&sv=catherine+slack&st=3&tl=Map+of+Catherine+Slack,+Bradford+ [City/Town/Village]&searchp=ids.srf&mapp=map.srf


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:34 pm
Posts: 3579
Full Member
 

I drove through Morda the other day.

Although it's in Wales I kept thinking of Taggert investigating a morda in Morda


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:36 pm
Posts: 13240
Free Member
 

We would always shout "Cheer up John" ,when we drove through

John's Cross on the way to Hastings 😉


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:36 pm
Posts: 17106
Full Member
 

Hushi Episcopi.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:37 pm
Posts: 32265
Full Member
 

Used to be a very good restaurant near the Idle Working Mens Club.

Pratts Bottom makes me chuckle


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:39 pm
Posts: 77347
Free Member
 

I drove through Morda the other day.

Probably for the best. One does not simply walk into Morda.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:40 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Pencilwood


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:44 pm
Posts: 7321
Free Member
 

Gotham wasn't what I'd been led to believe it would be...


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:46 pm
Posts: 12072
Full Member
 

Tossa always amused me when I was on holiday near Barcelona a couple of years ago.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:50 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

TwomileBorris.

It's near Thurles.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:52 pm
Posts: 20675
 

Upperthong


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:55 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

There is a town called Muff in Ireland, that also has a diving club!


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 1:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Upperthong

Raise you Netherthong


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 2:35 pm
Posts: 3601
Free Member
 

CaptainFlashheart - Member

Could this be the crooked usage off Hendon Lane ?


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 2:48 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Maidenhead...


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 2:53 pm
Posts: 14
Free Member
 

[url= http://www.nickelarse.com/displayphoto.php?181 ]Barrananaoil[/url]


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 2:57 pm
Posts: 12329
Full Member
 

I've visited an oddly large proportion of ones suggested so far 😳

Jerusalem springs to mind. (Wales?)


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 2:58 pm
Posts: 779
Full Member
 

Wyre Piddle in Worcestershire.

Knockin on the English/Welsh border which has a village store conveniently called the Knockin Shop.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 3:21 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

In a Carry On vein, Upper Chute still makes me giggle.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 4:07 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Cockermouth or Caulkerbush? Decisions, decisions. 😆


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 4:23 pm
Posts: 70
Free Member
 

Notter Bridge in Cornwall - if it's notter bridge wtf is it?

Halfway - it always seems further than that.

Diggle - rhymes with giggle

Tintwhistle - makes me smile for no real reason


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 4:25 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

****t... in the Orkney Isles 😀

Childish, I know...


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 4:26 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I used to pass by some amusing place names on the way back to the UK from Germany: Titz and Coch near Monchengladbach, ****um near the Dutch/German border and Asse near Brussels.

I've not found any funny place names where i am now, except possibly Bitche just over the border in France


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 4:59 pm
Posts: 8
Free Member
 

Lower Peover, Cheshire


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 6:02 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Beer, on the south coast


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 6:15 pm
Posts: 10315
Full Member
 

Not much to beat auchtermuchty really


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 6:35 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I went to school in Huish Episcopi

Another local favourite is Ryme Intrinseca


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 7:37 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Cockermouth.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 7:57 pm
Posts: 28
Free Member
 

Sexhow.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:00 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Not much to beat auchtermuchty really

wear the fox hat!


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:04 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Pis hill ,

Pronounced **ss hill,

Just off the x country 25 loop near watlington, oxon


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:07 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I live close to Penistone as suggested earlier. Theres a small place called Cheesebottom close by. S****horpe if you emphasise certain letters amused us slightly, we always used to mispronounce Cleethorpes to sound like an STD. ie. Cleth rop ees. maybe not so funny now eh.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:26 pm
Posts: 10315
Full Member
 

wear the fox hat!
never seen that before, tx 🙂


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:31 pm
Posts: 4643
Full Member
 

[s]shit[/s] sorry shilbottle


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:35 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Loggerhead in Wales.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:35 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Currently staying near [i]Coat Pin[/i] in Brittany. Sounds like a particularly lame IRA informant.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:41 pm
Posts: 410
Free Member
 

Deeping St Nicholas made me chuckle


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:44 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Lucky St Nicholas.

Findo Gask.


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 8:58 pm
Posts: 12993
Free Member
 

Snodland in Kent. didn't believe a guy when he told me that was where he lived...

there's a very good Indian restaurant in Hatfield Peverell....


 
Posted : 10/07/2013 10:16 pm
Posts: 5626
Full Member
 

Upton Snodsbury in Worcestershire.

Leominster in Herefordshire. Not funny, just scary.


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 12:36 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Idle, and it's Working Mens Club


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 12:56 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I've been struggling to see this one overnight. Can you explain camo please. No issues, but having lived there all my life the humour in it has passed me by.

camo16 - Member
Yeah, I like all those small weird ones, but Ipswich remains my enduring comedy town.

Personally my absolute favourite is Fryup in the North Yorkshire moors... the marketing opportunties are endless.

Berm


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 8:19 am
Posts: 410
Free Member
 

I live in Snodland


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 9:10 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Upper Poppleton near York.

Always have to say it out loud.


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 1:08 pm
Posts: 6468
Free Member
 

Ruyton-XI.

Pant Du.


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 1:27 pm
 dday
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Helle (Devon). Been there, and back. Oh, and Christmas Pie street (near Guildford)


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 1:30 pm
Posts: 6194
Full Member
 

Snodland

Oh, another from not far from where I come from. Used to call it Snogland when I was little.


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 1:50 pm
Posts: 14
Free Member
 

So so name, nice choice of town to twin with though
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 2:07 pm
Posts: 5
Free Member
 

I love the village of Cackle ... always makes us, well... cackle as we drive past. Must be full of witches and broomsticks.


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 2:10 pm
Posts: 10942
Free Member
 

I've stayed at a backpackers in [i]Truth or Consequences[/i], New Mexico, USA, which is named after a TV show... do i win?


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 4:33 pm
Posts: 1
Free Member
 

Catchfrench (east Cornwall)
Mousehole
Budeleigh Salterton and Newton Poppleford both near Exeter/Woodbury Common. In fact now I think of it to get to Budeleigh from Exeter you go past the twin hamlets of Inner and Outer Ting Tong. 😀


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 5:13 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

More South West places:

Blagdon
Butcombe (beer is popular)
Curry Rivel
Watchet
Marston Bigot
Taunton
Piddletrenthide


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 5:51 pm
Posts: 2009
Free Member
 

The wallops


 
Posted : 11/07/2013 6:19 pm
Page 1 / 2

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!