[Closed] Sickest thing you've ever done

fatmax - Member

There are a few...
Mate and I didn't like a lad at 6th form college...so one night Nick shat in a newspaper and scrunched it up...put it on his doorstep and lit it. We rang the door bell and scarpered...his dad came out and stamped all over it, obviously covering his feet in shxte while we watched from the other side of the street...hilarious at the time!

Ah yes. Sh!te alight. Those halcyon days....

Having been very windy, I decided to try and light my fart, but not being very accurate with a lighter, I squatted over a candle, let one rip and... Diarrhoea.

We told an annoying ex public schoolboy acqaintance that drinking the stinking, rancid, three year old bong water would get him very high, and that it was a huge treat to be allowed to do so. I've never seen anyone puke so hard and long.

Also (and this one wasn't deliberate).... I stayed in student halls for a short spell. Right next to the halls was a park where you could always expect a decent crop of magic mushrooms. Me and a few mates picked a few bags full and spent a happy hour condensing them down into a viscous black liquid. We poured it into one of those 500ml Coke contour bottles and left it in the fridge to cool down.

At the time, a Chinese neighbour had managed to squeeze a family of five into his tiny, one-man room. One of his female relatives necked half of our mushy brew thinking it was Coke. We sat in my room listening to hysterical screams and debated whether or not to tell them what was happening, but by that time we were well into a full on trip, and were all too scared to do so.

Surely this deserves bumping up top again, what with it being a Friday night and beers being/been drunk.

I used to work at McD's on the Friday and Saturday night shifts dealing with drunk, rude and intimidating idiots.....

oh how we laughed as they chowed down!

Chef's special sauce? 😆

friend caught short near a golf course, she used a low branch as a 'seat' and let it out, well, it was huge, and seemingly never ending, I hit it with a stick while it was hanging out of her bum to break it off.

I'm not proud.

😆

That's proper had me in hysterics, just the mental image of such a preposteration!

You make me [i]laugh[/i], emsz...

put chili seeds up my sister's nose.
I was 9 and she was 6.
still feel guilty about that.
sorry,Jolene.I really am.