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Why doesn't this exist?

Why isn't it outside my work selling me beer and burnt meat right now?


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 11:34 am
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If it helps, I'm also peckish.

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Posted : 26/05/2017 11:41 am
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😯 He's showing a tin of Budweiser on STW! Keeeell heeem!


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 11:50 am
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http://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/hold-your-fire-bbq
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Posted : 26/05/2017 11:51 am
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There's an airstream camper that sells pies, a VW bus that has beer taps on the side and a brewery next door. And a couple of Citoren H vans "Van dough" which does wood fired pizza, and a Torro Tacos.

Non of which actual sell to us, they just live here 🙁

If it helps, I'm also peckish.

That's barely beer, it's made from sodding rice (which makes it cheap, and requires less lagering to achieve the desired level of tasteless-ness).


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 11:52 am
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🙄 I bet you drink instant coffee too!


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 11:57 am
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To give Bear his dues he did have the decency to give the lawn a quick once over before posting that pic.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 11:58 am
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Oh hell. Please don't kick me out.

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Posted : 26/05/2017 12:02 pm
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Oh hell. Please don't kick me out.

I do hope you're not swinging that axe and drinking near your Audi...?


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 12:11 pm
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That axe doesn'tlook very handmade.

Hickory or ash handle with a head forged by someone called sven or jorge and a surname ending in son if you please.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 12:21 pm
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Is that muesli from ASDA??!


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 12:27 pm
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In the spirit of togetherness...I love Budweiser.
There, I said it.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 12:38 pm
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Its peak STW, that Axe is practically unused.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 3:09 pm
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We had a BBQ outside our fire exit today 🙂

Cobb BBQ win plus no 20 minutes of choking smoke giving the game away as we used coconut fuel.

Round 1 - sausages
Round 2 - burgers
Round 3 - rack of ribs

Only thing missing was beer...but being at work and all that...


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 4:11 pm
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The main problem with that axe is that the sticker is partially there - that is not acceptable

[that muesli is from Aldi, goes nicely mixed with the really nutty granola. But the luxury Lidl muesli is better on its on]


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 4:39 pm
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Oh my god. Aldi meuseli WTactualF.

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Posted : 26/05/2017 4:53 pm
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Grass not properly trimmed. Second hand on watch not pleasingly lined up. Compete lack of manual shaving kit.

I'm surprised Couger hasn't pressed delete already


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 5:24 pm
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Posted : 26/05/2017 5:44 pm
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Bearnecessities in fake stw'er shocker..!


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 6:06 pm
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Grass not properly trimmed. Second hand on watch not pleasingly lined up. Compete lack of manual shaving kit.

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Posted : 26/05/2017 6:30 pm
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A faux posh razor??
only a wood burner can save you now..


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 6:37 pm
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This is getting really bloody complicated now.

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Posted : 26/05/2017 6:49 pm
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Have you drunk the bud?


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 6:58 pm
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🙂 I bow to your STW'ness!
Except for the Bud, but we all have our crosses to bear...


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 7:02 pm
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Where's the £80 single malt? Faker!


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 7:02 pm
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We need to see inside your shed, so that we know you don't ride a bike


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 7:04 pm
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You'll have to wait, he's legged it to Waitrose to buy some Postlethwaites Oldmans nuttyballs brown pale ale to shove in the pic...


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 7:06 pm
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Elements of my life are complicated.

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I also might be a touch pissed now. 🙂


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 7:18 pm
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No Oldmans nutty balls then?..


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 7:21 pm
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Nothing has made me laugh more all week. Thanks all.

One thing though Lidl Mueseli is the best
Ok two things bud in a tin really


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 10:36 pm

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