[Closed] Show us your inappropriately served food

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the least ban-hammery version I could find, honestly mods

The only inappropriate thing about that is that I can't see how you would get the sauce to stay put. Certainly not an option for gravy.

Have a picture, honest, back in a bit...

Going to these gastro pubs is a bit like visiting your nan who has dementia. Chips served in a flower pot and burger on a bathroom tile.

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I photographed this crime against crockery in Cafe Cream in Minehead. Doubly irritating because the food had the audacity to be delicious.

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In a flat cap?!

I hate the gastro pub trend of serving your food on all sorts of things, just as long as it's not a plate.

Maltsters in Cardiff served me a burger and chips on a piece of ****ing wood which wasn't even flat, so rocked all over the place spilling chips and peas everywhere.

I always give it back and ask for it on a plate.

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Going to these gastro pubs is a bit like visiting your nan who has dementia. Chips served in a flower pot and burger on a bathroom tile.

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Jamie's Italian served my brother and I some (admittedly delicious) lamb cutlets and various accessories in a series of ramekins on a plank of wood. A pair of plates were quickly summoned.

I ordered an artisan craft ale from my favourite Hoxton microbrewpub and they had the sheer bad taste to serve it in a pint glass, not in a jam jar.

You know what's ****ed up? Dressed crab. Meat served in its own head. Like serving mince in a cow's skull.

peas in a mini colander on a hampshire bivi ride pub stop.

no photos though.

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EEEWWWWWW!

That just made me feel sick.

I ****ing hate avocado.

Crikey 😮

You know you don't have to stab the avocado to kill it before you can eat it? 😯

That's the first time I have seen someone got stab by avocado.

I bet those pretentious cooks (yes, cook) will start serving food on used toilet bowls next ... 🙄

My old flatmate did that whilst trying to remove the stone from an avocado. The tool.

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You know what's ****ed up? Dressed crab. Meat served in its own head. Like serving mince in a cow's skull.

On the plus side at least you get a free ashtray out if it.

The victorian's used to serve [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mock_turtle_soup ]Mock Turtle Soup[/url] in a cow skull, that said I used to have 1960's Womans Own recipe book that used a skull too. Other recipes included steeping raw meat in water over night then ringing it out, serving up the cold squeezed meat juice as a treat for kids parties.

I did exactly the same as the avocado pic using a knife to separate two bits of frozen beef.

It hurt quite a bit.

Cool pair of scars though.

[i]You know what's ****ed up? Dressed crab. Meat served in its own head. Like serving mince in a cow's skull.[/i]

this is genius, I'm soooo pleased I'm a veggie sometimes.

I'm soooo pleased I'm a veggie sometimes.

Yeah you veggies with your Jacket Potatoes. You people are savages.