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Just may be not this way...

[url] http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/ [/url]


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:44 am
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Ewe, that's sick


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:45 am
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No, sick comes from the other end.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:47 am
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There are signs for that sort of thing
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Posted : 01/07/2015 8:50 am
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Maybe he just acted on the spurt of the moment?


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:52 am
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That Gareth Hunt has a lot to answer for.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:54 am
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He crema'd himself.

Looks like a bit of a catch, can't understand why she didn't go for it.

a ‘deer in the headlights’ expression near her desk.

lol


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:55 am
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😯


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:56 am
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How did he manage to do that flower design?


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 8:57 am
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'Fappuccino?'

No thankyou very much.

It's all about manners, and this man failed to ask first. In fact he failed variously as a volunteer barista, as a man, and as a human being.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:00 am
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My christ, what a total wan....


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:05 am
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and this man failed to ask first.

Would you like syrup with that, madam?


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:06 am
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At least he didn't add any 'chocolate sprinkles'...


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:23 am
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I'm more amused at the fact that Australian men need signs reminding them that self abuse on public transport is poor etiquette.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:26 am
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Women, eh ?

You give them a free protein shake and they still complain.

😕


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:26 am
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The victim then noticed, ‘a large amount of clear liquid on top of her desk’ and said that her hair scrunchie had ‘absorbed a lot of the liquid’

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Posted : 01/07/2015 9:30 am
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Well it got him noticed.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 9:31 am
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Sometimes I'm glad I'm self employed with no-one to mess with my coffee!

Gross, just gross. yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.....ewwww...arghhh...feeling sick!


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:14 am
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He wasn't wrong though was he, she did notice him.

The top photo is genius.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:26 am
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What beans to mask the bitter taste of spunk? 😕


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:28 am
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Worked in a particular factory as a spotty yoof and the boss used to walk through the 'men's' workshop (heavy assembly) and often left his mug of coffee on a bench while heading to the 'women's' workshop (light assembly).

After the workshop tour he'd retrieve his mug of coffee and wander back to his office mumbling and sipping coffee, blissfully unaware that the 'lad' of the bunch had unzipped his alarmingly half-mast wand and carefully wiped the lip of the mug with some ungodly concoction born of malice and poor personal hygiene.

Much s****ing ensued. Not to mention a resultant paranoia regarding our own unattended mugs.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:41 am
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reminds me of a drop the dead donkey episode where it turned out that half the office was pissing in the executive coffee pot


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:45 am
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^^ whilst that too is sick, it's mildly amusing.

I used to manage a workshop of 25 odd blokes (no they were odd) as part of a much larger company, and much jolly japes ensued.
Once they grabbed me, air nailed my suit and me to a piece of MDF and hung me from the roof of the building.
Ohh what fun.
Mind I did make 20 of them redundant the previous week, so I guess they had to have some release eh.. T'was back in the early 90's BTW.

Never would expect that kind of behavior though from any of them.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:47 am
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He clearly has no imagination...

I don't know if it's NSFW, would depend on your individual policies on men dressed as a giant cock and balls.


 
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What beans to mask the bitter taste of spunk?

This is basically the question that STW was created to answer.


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 10:59 am
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Jizzus Christ!


 
Posted : 01/07/2015 11:09 am

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