[Closed] Show me your funniest thing ever....

and while I'm here how do I change my email address?

My tomato. I've not eaten it.

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(Go to your name at top right, select 'profile', select 'settings')

Edit: Good luck with whatever it is tomorrow.

If I post a pic of my c**k I'll be banned 🙁

Nothing funny, but good luck with your day.

That's a very interesting tomato bear.

Thank you chaps. Still need something to make me chuckle though

Can't show you but I did call the girlfriend "your royal ampleness" one morning in bed. Oh how we laughed... 😯

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I know it's childish, but this graffiti in a Greek bus stop made me chuckle:

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While we're on graffiti I saw these two on London's South bank a few years ago (the van in the background has 'Graffiti Removal' printed on it in big letters!):

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I appreciate that other may not agree, but my dog, George, has a habit of making me laugh, so here are a couple of pics of him:

In the paddling pool:

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and sharing some of my beer:

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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/cycleologist/411909416/ ]Wonder why it went bust?[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/cycleologist/ ]Ben Cooper[/url], on Flickr

Ha, love it Fabs 🙂

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That Dave is going on FB 🙂 brilliant.

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So, tomorrow I am going to go through the biggest day of my life so far

...which is?

That bits not important, well, for you anyway Jamie.

Dave still wins at the moment although the dogs are very cute

You need to get Philconsequence on the case with some of his cat pictures. That will sort you out.

In the meantime, have a picture of an elephant using a toilet...

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p.s. Good luck for tomorrow.

Ohhhhh, a lolcat of course. Haven't looked at lolcatz for a long time 🙂

That bits not important, well, for you anyway Jamie.

Ok. In that case I am just going to assume you are going for a waxing, as I know ladies find that quite a big deal.

Good luck 😀

How did you guess Jamie 😉

Not quite but feel free to keep guessing if you've got some time on your hands tonight!

Dave still wins at the moment

😀

There's some good stuff in the [url= http://dirt.mpora.com/?s=randoms&submit=Search ]Dirt, Friday Randoms[/url] as well as some plain weird stuff!

Not quite but feel free to keep guessing if you've got some time on your hands tonight!

Hmm. So not waxing? Right, in that case I think it might be your going to a new hairdresser? I know laydeez hate change when it comes to the person wielding the scissors.

Don't worry. I'm sure Fabio will make a lovely job.

Perm?

Houns - Member

If I post a pic of my c**k I'll be banned

I've posted pics of your c**k all over the internet and not been banned from owning a computer yet. 😕

🙂

Perm?! Jeez, your good. Think I'm the right age for a perm actually.

Think I'm the right age for a perm actually.

You're 45 in the eighties?

Spot on. Perhaps rather than a wax I should get the same area permed?

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Spot on. Perhaps rather than a wax I should get the same area permed?

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That kid has issues! Love minions, never seen their film though. Fail.

Edit:

On the plus side, at least your not this guy...

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Kinda serious, the opposite of god related though. I think I might go to bed and just accept ill be pacing for most of the night.

the opposite of god related

Devil related?

Time to break out the Turin Hound me thinks
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Science Jamie, not Devil. Loving the dogs bum

Bear what you doing?

Hmmm. Science on a Sunday....Is this Tom Cruise/Scientology related?

Bear what you doing?

No idea, as ever, but mostly backtracking quickly at the moment in case any offence caused and actually responding to OP 😳

No idea, as ever, but mostly backtracking quickly at the moment in case any offence caused and actually responding to OP

Never backtrack. Always go forward!

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🙂 no offense. Can't remember what you put no, memory is shocking at the moment.

Still makes me chuckle for days and days..

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zippy.
last time i saw a face like that it was on a bit of toast in the sunday sport.

emma82 - Member

Kinda serious, the opposite of god related though.

You're getting yourself exorcised? You want to be careful that, it might turn out [i]you're[/i] the demon.

Karin - love that clip. In a meeting once a director was telling me about his aunty's lovely stuffed beaver, it was a fine specimen of a good stuffed animal apparently and her pride and joy. I nearly threw up trying to stop myself laughing after the meeting. How I didn't laugh while he was telling me I don't know.

Emma, I can't even hear the word "beaver" without s****ing. It IS the funniest thing ever. Possibly even funnier than a whoopee cushion -

oh just remembered mooning, yeah, mooning is very, very funny too

This cracks me up every time
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You're getting yourself exorcised?

Your in good company as, according to Franky Boyle the Queen has the same issue (skip to 2:25):

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Or how about a random sheep?

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That Tango ad is the best one ever.

Aerobics anyone...

Hope things go ok for you ....

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After being in prison for 15 years, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of the bed ties him to a chair. He tied the girl to the bed and kisses her neck. Then he gets up & goes into the bathroom.

The husband tells his wife: "Listen,this guy's a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to shag you, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You."

The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!

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Not that visual, but sing along if you know the words...

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emma82 - Member

So, tomorrow I am going to go through the biggest day of my life so far. Very very nervous, panicky and stressed.

Obviously, she's getting a new 650b! 😉

What's a 650b? Anyway, thanks gang, you helped immensely. I'm up and heading off at stupid I clock :/ actually slept well, must have worn myself out stressing all day.
Ttfn x

What's a 650b?

Good girl Emma! 😉

Great north run?

Hope whatever it was, went ok today.

Bit late to the party, but this always makes me laugh.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnmwGFX5pgXw

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13t9jb_cat-can-t-fit-in-the-box_fun

Turin Hound

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I hope whatever it was went ok.

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