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"Shocked to see a monkey going for my nuts"

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A news story that's kept the like of Finbarr Saunders overexcited all day...


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 5:32 pm
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Yeah made me laugh. Credit to him for going with it.


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 5:33 pm
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I assume this relates to the escapee?

I’m enjoying the memes from the locals

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However, I reckon it’s an unshaven @scotroutes foraging for food on a bivvy ride


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 5:35 pm
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*reports live from the scene

The Macaque is back!

sat here watching a load of reporters lose their sh1t and I quickly sneak a video before they can get it on the news


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 11:59 am
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Link for the lazy and clueless please?


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 12:14 pm
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2vp80k3n8o


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 12:21 pm
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Is he from Clan MaCaque?


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 2:20 pm
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"We sent out our drone team and our keepers and they confirmed it was the macaque."

As opposed to the Gorilla or the lesser known Bonobo(not the Irish singer) which obviously are seen in gardens throughout Scotland.........................


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 3:08 pm
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Well… he’s “home” now… doesn’t look to happy about it.

[ sorry, no link, saw it on C4 news ]
[ sorry for no link in OP as well, heard it all on the radio ]


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 7:07 pm
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Am I the only one who would try to befriend him, kidnap him and dress him like a butler?


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 7:10 pm
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No funkster - we discussed someone in Kincraig having an unusual cat for the next few years...dressed up of course


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 7:14 pm
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Proof that a starving monkey will eat anything, even Yorkshire puddings.

It must have been desperately hungry


 
Posted : 02/02/2024 3:11 am
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^^They X rayed the little guy's belly apparently and he really had gone mad for nuts!


 
Posted : 02/02/2024 5:44 am
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I love that there's a Simpsons meme for everything 😂


 
Posted : 02/02/2024 6:39 am
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https://twitter.com/IndyTom3/status/1754766082148024766

😁


 
Posted : 06/02/2024 3:50 pm

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