[Closed] shit presenters....

The girl sidekick on Total Wipeout .

A bigger black hole of talent I have not seen .

Most of the presenters on Britains got Chlamydia on Ice 2 on ITV9 / BBC23 etc .

Forgot Graham Norton.
I'm sure he used to be funny, but not for a long time.

Patrick Kielty. Smug.

Neil Oliver (and just about every other TV presenter)

That cookery fella with the black greasy hair. Nigel Slater.
Ok so he can cook a bit, but do we have to have superzoom close-ups to see every pore on his smug, lipless FACE?

+1 He could cook anything in the world and I would instantly find it repulsive the minute they cut to a close up of him eating it. Makes me feel a little ill.

Kate Humble

The girl sidekick on Total Wipeout

Go and have a stern word with yourself!

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I remember The Word - I don't recall Jools Holland being on it thought. I do remember him being quite good on The Tube though.

Kate Humble

Woa there just one damned minute, Kate Humble is actually one of the best presenters there is.

However @bearnecesities, just because she is pretty doesn't stop her being shit. Half the problem with most of the presenters on tv these days is they have been chosen too look pretty rather than be knowledgeable and genuinely enthusiastic (not the fake enthusiasm that so many of them ooze),

Any one that became famous on a reality tv show - all vacuous wastes of oxygen.

No mention of Vermin Kay!!

The older grey haired guy who did the gadget show (is he still doing it?) always intrigued me, he just over does everything so, so much, to the extent that he looks like an android Kryton like Presenter2000 borg.
He even overshadows that penis of a man with the glasses.

Richard Bacon,you would never get tired of punching him.

Mike Bushell who does the sport on bbc breakfast at the weekend,he is the most useless sportsman in the world but they keep sending him out to try different sports.

However @bearnecesities, just because she is pretty doesn't stop her being shit.

Agreed, but she's not shit though; she's actually got a personality and a healthy dry sense of humour! IMO of course.

If I wanted to go for the shit but smoking hot presenter, I would present: (very hard for find a fully clothed image of her!)

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Fearne Cotton
Vernon Kay's missus
Claudia Winkifyouthinkimaman 😉
Holly Willabooby
Steve one show Jones

Three pages and no mention of Fiona Bruce?

Manages to relay all major news events in the style of someone giving a child the news that their guinea pig has died.

Similar (old) thread here, look who's mentionned first:
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/927656-Vote-here-for-the-television-presenter-who-irritates-you-most/AllOnOnePage

Also, Jimmy Carr, anyone said that?

Tim Lovejoy +1. Hopeless.
Grimshaw.

My favourite description of Adrian Chiles is from Stewart Lee, "Like being trapped in a slow moving buffet car with a Toby jug full of streaming hot piss that has inexplicably gained the power of speech".

Neil Oliver.

+1 million.

Put the bag down Neil, just put. It. Down.

Aled Fat Neck Jones
Lorraine *ing Kelly

Why are these *ers on TV?

Jimmy Doherty!

Lovely bloke, I reckon, but my god - his tone is super patronising.

Mary Anne Hobbs.

6 music please sack this woman.

Kate Humble

Humble...the one on Top Gear and Rough Science was okay
The current variant is super annoying. I think the poor woman was sent to a TV presenter Stepford Wife finishing school

susanna reid. pure [s]dobber[/s] gorgeousness. Hope that's fixed it.

And Fiona Bruce? Classy, beautiful, very nicely spoken: my dream dinner party guest. Hopefully she wouldn't have to rush home, though...

John Barnes when he presented football on channel 5. Love him as a player and as a person, but by god was he a shite presenter. The worst I've ever seen, it was cringeworthy watching him!!!!

Shaun Keaveney and Jarvis Cocker on 6 music

Jimmy Carr. Arse.

With you on Jimmy Carr. Saw his "Comedian" show over Christmas and it was awful.

Seems to be a lot more 'presenters that boil my piss' here than those that are poor at their job.

That said, for me, Helen Skelton is just appalling.

This is just a list of every single presenter working today.

I imagine a 'perfect' presenter designed by an STW led committee would be the single most intolerable human on earth.

...or David Attenborough.

Most Radio 1 and 2 presenters ever (and Top of the Pops 1960's - 90's) except maybe John Peel

Kevin Mcloud
Jeremy Vine
Bruce forsythe

Jonathan Woss

Je repose ma valise.

[i]This is just a list of every single presenter working today[/i]

Agreed!
To not appreciate the "presenting skills" of Holly W or Kelly B is just stupid!
I mean [i]what[/i] are they presenting? If it's rubbish, they make it watchable by looking like they do, if it's good (it's probably not) then er, they make it watchable by looking like they do.
For those who appreciate that kind of thing, I suppose.

And helen skelton is great cos she's so [i]keeeen![/i]

Actually someone just sprang to mind so I'm going to join in the hate fest.

Alan Carr.

His face, his voice, his laugh, his mince. Everything about him makes my skin crawl and my face wince.

Oh, and Nigel Slater and his 'Drippy Dinners'.

Seems a nice enough bloke but not very inspiring. Wetter than the lettuce he wraps around his left over tofu burgers.

[b]matt_outandabout - Member [/b]
Kevin Mcloud

Surprised to see Kevin Mcloud mentioned. He knows his stuff and a whole lot more.

MSP - Member
...or David Attenborough.

And I thought I was trolling! 😀

I read that as a continuation of the previous post:

[i]I imagine a 'perfect' presenter designed by an STW led committee would be the single most intolerable human on earth.[/i]

...or David Attenborough.

❓

If not already mentioned, June Sarpong 😡

Coyote - Member

Jimmy Carr. Arse.

The most annoying sound in the world is Jimmy Carr pretending to find something funny.

I know he's based overseas now, but still, how has Piers Moron not been mentioned yet?

Fearne Cotton
Adam Buxton and his equally w4nk mate
That 'Geordie' fella from Big Brother
Matt Baker
Davina McCall
Claudia WinkleMAN
Any of the gobsh1tes from GMTV
Wossy
Any chef on TV bar Nigella
Stephen Mulhern - i would go out of my way to chin him

Bill Turnbull on BBC breakfast. He is such a wet lettuce of a man, all limp and a bit pathetic.

For the Scots - Graham 'Britney' Speirs.
And Neil Oliver just being so seriously serious.
I really like Nick Crane from Coast and Michael Woods. Also the woman from Coast whose name was mostly consonants

I know some here have adopted the group "all Radio 1 presenters in the last ten years" approach, but I would like to single one individual out for particular attention...

[b]Nick Grimshaw[/b]

Thank you and goodnight.

Also the woman from Coast whose name was mostly consonants

And on the Coast theme, Alice Roberts, there's an example of a very good presenter

Colin Murray, he slaughtered MOTD2

andytherocketeer - Member

Also the woman from Coast whose name was mostly consonants

Miranda Krestovnikoff?

she's good, as is Nick Crane

Michela Strachan

& Terry Nutkins. ****.

& Tony Hart.

Yeah, Johnny Morris too.

That short arse who goes by the name of Eddie Jordan.