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fisherman's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said "fillet"
Finally, an interesting thread!! Careful though you'll soon be told not to judge the girl just because her dad is a fisherman and that you're gerneralising to much by saying that all slabs can be layed upon -you flippin slabist scum!
Phil? No my name's Jim??
...a cricketer's daughter but she could take a full toss in the crease
She was only the captain's daughter,
but her naval base was full of seamen.
She was only a pilot's daughter,
but she kept her cockpit clean.
She was only a road layer's daughter,
but she liked her asphalt.
She was only a farmer's daughter,
but she'd lie under any old sod.
She was only an undertaker's daughter,
but she'd always bury a stiff.
She was only a fishmonger's daughter,
but she'd jump on the slab and say "fillet."
She was only an oars-man's daughter,
but she liked a fine pair of row-locks.
She was only the telegraphers daughter,
but she didit didit didit didit...
She was only the batsman's daughter,
but she could take a full toss in her crease.
She was only the cricket umpire's daughter,
but her crease was fit for Lords.
She was only the publican's daughter,
but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout.
She was only the carpet layer's daughter,
but she liked her underfelt.
She was only the welder's daughter,
but she had acetylene tits.
She was only the corporal's daughter,
but she knew what regiment.
She was only the Communist's daughter,
but everyone got his fair share.
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Not to mention thread closure.
She was only a butchers daughter but her undercut was dripping
Well that could've lasted all night, but bruneep has kind of ruined it...
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She was only the stablemans daughter
but all the horse manure
That fishmongers daughter one is wrong.
Should be.......
She was only a fishmonger's daughter,
but she'd jump on the slab and say "there's the plaice, fillet."
Well that's how I remember it.
She was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen.
Eeeeuuuggghhhh!!!!
thanks guys, took a while but I'm very happy with the above result.
She was only the lorry driver's daughter,
but she never struggled with a full load.
She was only the ironmonger's daughter
But she knew a surprising amount about fish
I thought the welders daughter had acetylene legs, not tits. Lean legs are much more appealing than lean tits!