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Bond has a poke through?


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 1:49 pm
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Bond Kompromat


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 1:56 pm
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Presumably starring Ursula Andrex


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 2:38 pm
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The Guardian have suggested Batterbum as a sequel.

Shatterhand apparently an alias of Blofeld. Which is disappointing as he was a terrible villain in he last film.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 3:00 pm
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Yup it’s one of Blofeld’s names.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 5:49 pm
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From flusher with love. Or perhaps a poo to a kill.

Live and let loose I say


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 6:43 pm
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Brownfinger


 
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Moonraker


 
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Octoflushy


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 6:48 pm
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Pondredger


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 6:58 pm
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It sounds like it should be the next Austin Powers film! Shat-in-hand. What on earth where they thinking?!


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 7:14 pm
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What on earth where they thinking?!

That it's Blofeld's alter ego and also it's not the actual title.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 7:52 pm
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You only wiped twice


 
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The man with the golden bum


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:03 pm
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A poo to a kill - knackers missed that one.

Diarrhea arse forever


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:14 pm
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The roll is not enough


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:16 pm
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Sphinctre


 
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The Spy Who Gloved Me


 
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Oddjobbie as the villain


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:26 pm
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Haha diarrhea arse forever excellent


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:28 pm
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For Your Brown Eye Only.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:29 pm
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Thunderbowl.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:29 pm
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I am astonished and disgusted that I didn't see it at all til this thread. I must be unwell.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:35 pm
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The stinging wildshites

Er...

Dr Nnnnggg, ohh.


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 8:40 pm
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Quantum of Sorearse


 
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Sphinctre

😂


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 9:34 pm
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Starring Plenty O'Stool?


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 11:39 pm
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Dr........Nooooo!!
The Living Daysh**es


 
Posted : 22/02/2019 11:50 pm
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License to Spill


 
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Casino Royal Flush


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 12:41 am
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View to a spill


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 12:43 am
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For Your (Brown)Eye only


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 12:48 am
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On Her Majesty’s Armitage Shanks

ThunderBall-Cock

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Quantum of (bum) Sausage


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 1:12 am
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Panraker
Shytfall


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 7:24 am
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The Worlds supply of loo roll is not enough

Never say picolax again

You only have to flush twice


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 7:32 am
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BrownEye


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 7:42 am
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A friend of mine who’s been working on pre production for this for the last 6 months is coming round for dinner tonight, I’ll see if I can find out what the crew call it.


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 8:33 am
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Ask them if they’ve ditched the Aston for a Nissan Leaf yet ??

Ta.


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 8:52 am
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Tomorrow never dries.


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 11:19 am
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A friend of mine who’s been working on pre production for this for the last 6 months is coming round for dinner tonight, I’ll see if I can find out what the crew call it.

They'll call it "Bond 25"


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 11:31 am
 Drac
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Or Shatterhand as that’s the workings title.


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 11:51 am
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They could re-shoot the Casino Royale poisoned drink scene with piccolax. Then he could just drink the sal****er afterwards to help replenish his electrolytes.


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 12:23 pm
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XThey’ll call it “Bond 25”

I doubt it, she worked on something called ”silent shitness”


 
Posted : 23/02/2019 1:08 pm

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