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I just commented to a friend that I often relieve myself (not like that) in the shower. He thought this disgusting, but commented that he frequently wees in his garden, despite having a toilet within easy access, he uses the garden through choice. In a previous house he would pee out of the ground floor window rather than go to the toilet. I think this is very peculiar.

Thoughts?


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:49 pm
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All methods described are acceptable.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:52 pm
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Quite right very peculiar. Other people have to use that shower don't you know.

Hold on, I've shared a cottage with you FFS...


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:52 pm
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Thoughts?

You're a monster for pissing in the shower.


 
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I pee in the shower, don't see any problem. Urine is pretty sterile when it leaves your body and get's washed straight down the plughole.

No problem with peeing in the garden, not overlooked I assume!

However, that ground floor window thing is just plain weird!


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:53 pm
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I thought you liked that sort of thing Kryton?!


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:53 pm
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[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/do-you-wee-in-the-shower ]http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/do-you-wee-in-the-shower[/url]

[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/do-girls-pee-in-the-shower ]http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/do-girls-pee-in-the-shower[/url]


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:55 pm
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I thought you liked that sort of thing Kryton

I have to admit,it kept my verrucas warm.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:55 pm
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I'll piss in the shower, outside on grass or gravel. Sometimes I'll even go in the sink whilst I brush my teeth rather than stepping 3 feet to the right to use the bog. It's all fair game.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:57 pm
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I thought you liked that sort of thing Kryton

I have to admit,it kept my verrucas warm.

What were you both doing in the shower at the same time???


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 8:58 pm
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Sometimes I'll even go in the sink whilst I brush my teeth rather than stepping 3 feet to the right to use the bog.

Makes sense as that 3 feet gap probably shouldn't get urine over it as you move from sink to bowl.


 
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I pee in the shower, don't see any problem. Urine is pretty sterile when it leaves your body and get's washed straight down the plughole.

No problem with peeing in the garden, not overlooked I assume!

This.

However, that ground floor window thing is just plain weird!
But, yeah, this. He's a freak.

I like pee'ing outside when there's an opportunity. But there's not an opportunity to pee outside when you're inside..


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:06 pm
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Are you King Sodding Louie? Do it in the loo FFS


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:11 pm
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Agreed.
Anywhere other than a toilet is just gross.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:13 pm
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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:13 pm
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I piss in the garden to deter cats.
Just marking my territory.
Pissing outdoors is one of life's little pleasures.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:22 pm
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No great issue with this other than pissing out of the window. Onto what? The patio? Or is this the front window?


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:24 pm
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Out the window, down the grid, in the sink, on the wife... it's hardly nitro-glycerine. Whatever's nearest.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:27 pm
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I've pretty much always used the opportunity to go to the loo while in the shower - saves water, more hygenic, etc etc.

The worst part is having to push the more solid bits down the plughole.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 9:30 pm
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I piss in the shower whilst brushing my teeth. Multitasking people, plus saving water!


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 10:13 pm
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I shower my teeth and brush my piss. This multitasking is harder than it looks.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 10:24 pm
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Not again!


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 10:32 pm
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I'm a gardener I piss in everybody else's garden.

Pissed out the bedroom window once, i was so drunk getting to the toilet would have been an adventure.


 
Posted : 14/09/2017 11:47 pm
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Posted : 15/09/2017 1:53 am
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I was aware we'd done peeing in the shower, it was a reasoned discussion on the comparative weirdness of shower versus garden I was aiming for, subtly different you see!

I'm glad people agree the window thing is very odd. I believe it's just into the garden via another means, rather than the patio/drive.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 4:36 am
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However, that ground floor window thing is just plain weird!

I suppose it would be worse from a top floor window.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 5:46 am
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I think it depends whether he dribbles on the window sill when he's finished,or not.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 6:13 am
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weeing in the compost heap helps it to mature, so is to be encouraged. Weeing in the shower is just normal behaviour isn't it?


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 7:01 am
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Just about the worst place to pee is the WC pan because it splashes back all over the place, drips on the floor and if your aim is bad, the whole area around the hinges gets soaked and urine congeals around the foot and stinks. I have even installed a Laufen home urinal (with aiming fly) in our downstairs loo, which is much better for chaps than standing at the pan and splashing everything.

The lawn will grow greener if you wee on it every morning and there's nothing wrong with weeing in the shower.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 7:15 am
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I pee in my own shower, but not in someone else's. Garden is normal. Out of the ground floor window definitely not.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 7:57 am
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Shower - yes.
Garden - Less normal, but no issues
Window - Odd, no.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 8:16 am
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I draw the line at peeing in the bath.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 8:25 am
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Depends who's in the bath


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 8:31 am
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Human urine contains high level of nitrogen and significant levels of potassium.

Weeing on your vegetable patch makes a lot more sense than weeing down the loo.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 8:42 am
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When I lived in Aus my first wee of the day was on the orange tree.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 8:43 am
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When I lived in Aus my first wee of the day was on the orange tree
dehydration issues?


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 8:50 am
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I often relieve myself (not like that) in the shower.

I think I more often relieve myself (like that), personally.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 9:03 am
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DezB - Member
I often relieve myself (not like that) in the shower.
I think I more often relieve myself (like that), personally.
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Dez B, earlier (so I'm told)

Edit: Redacted, I may get told off.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 9:25 am
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😆 intruiging !


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 9:51 am
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My bath stands next to the window and overlooks some allotments...

I have a plan.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 9:56 am
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intruiging !

The first few minutes of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty as a GIF in response to you post 😉

I didn't think Couger would appreciate the GIF 😀


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 9:59 am
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weeing on the compost heap, gets it going well...


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 10:54 am
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Is it possible to not pee in the shower? Soon as that spray gets going my bladder goes "ooh..".


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 11:45 am
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a cornflake?

No-one's ever paid to have a cornflake on their face...


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 12:29 pm
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[quote=Cougar ]What's the difference between a chick pea and a cornflake?
No-one's ever paid to have a cornflake on their face...

Lentil, not cornflake, godsdamnnit

but yes - shower fine, garden fine, window is odd


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 12:36 pm
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I only pee in other peoples showers.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 12:38 pm
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Lentil, not cornflake, godsdamnnit

Ah yeah, that actually works better. Though there's something inherently amusing about "cornflake."


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 12:42 pm
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Pissed out the bedroom window once, i was so drunk getting to the toilet would have been an adventure.

My Wife caught me pissing out of the bedroom window once.....but it was about 3am and I was having trouble finding the bathroom! 😳


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 1:10 pm
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Just to clarify: you are all [i]weeing in the shower[/i] whilst [i]having a shower[/i], right?


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 1:16 pm
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I'd wee in your shower but not the reverse.


 
Posted : 15/09/2017 2:05 pm

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