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in the bike forum?....

Dunno... Depends how much Pr0n is available...

Really? It's the sex your worried about?

If be more bothered about leaving the women I love for 2 years.

I think you need to think if you want to be with her or not. Sounds like your just after sex.

Good to know how much she means to you 😛

Ditch her and go, you know you want to.... ➡

You certainly gave the right title to the post. You don't seem that bothered about not being with your wife, just worried about not getting a shag.

Think you need to grow up a fair bit to be honest.

[i]would open up the doors to resort work in Thailand[/i]

with her 'in tow' or again without her?

And she would be unable to visit or you to return home at any time in the 2 years?

As for no sex for 2 years, I take it you're not actually married yet?

Are you a chef! So that could go a long way to explaining your issues !

Just get divorced*.

*I'm not a marriage counseller btw.

Most of the singletrack massive have been without sex for more than two years (even if they say they have it at least 15 times a day)

Why couldn't your [s]shag[/s] wife travel with you?

I thought you moved to Thailand a month ago?

Does the job come with a 6figure salary?

[quote=trevron73 ] would open up the doors to resort work in Thailand
front or back?

reported

Serious questions first...
any riding in the maldives?
any mountains?

Go, forget the Wife. 😉

the Maldives average 1.5m above sea level.

There's not going to be many great descents are there...

You don't understand when to use a question mark?

You're not alone on STW?

Have you brought the subject up with your Missus yet?
Or were you relying on the opinion's of a bunch of Fat IT professionals?

I'd talk to 'er indoors first...

[i]You're not alone on STW? [/i]

I'm always alone with stw.

I'm not doing this in public.

Gary M ,correct- Iolo funny as, Come on this is a serious post.If you have ever been to Asia and seen those little 40 k birds bouncing about the place you would know. I am happily married just moved to Thailand and the thought of all that temptation worries me - i am after all a man ?

wwaswas - Member
the Maldives average 1.5m above sea level.

Let's pray you don't get any tsunamis

Rusty; your my hero?

40,000 birds bouncing around the place - what are you talking about?

😀

Bouncing birds, you say?
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EDIT;

come on little brown Asian things ??

WTF?

[i]I am happily married[/i]

then why move away from your wife?

no job is worth 2 years of your life away from people you *really* want to be with.

[edit]

[i]come on little brown Asian things ?? [/i]

ah, it's a troll then.

This has to be a troll.

[i]The wife says go for it[/i]

No wonder, probably wants rid of you.

Ah, I understand now. You're just a casual/lazy mysogonist. All makes sense.

troll indeed...

wwaswas
the Maldives average 1.5m above sea level.

There's not going to be many great descents are there...

but on the other hand, one should be able to go 1x10 there ok!

CaptainFlashheart
Bouncing birds, you say?

[img] [/img]

BOOBIES!! 2 of them!! 😉

The OP is actually 55 and lives with his mother. He has never had a woman in his life and the furthest he's ever been and ever will be from mummys busom is 5 meters.

EDIT: Big lol @ maxtorque

I live and work in Asia, and I know where you are coming from.
Temptation does come up, especially after a few beers.
But just get your head around it, think about the consequences, and you'll go back into the bar, and get whiskey and then sozzle out.

Take the opportunity, 2 years of no sex isn't bad (is there an option to go back during the holidays?) when you look at what you want to achieve (and why give it all up for a few minutes?)

Its not a troll. but 2 years away could mean a job in Thailand ,where we want to settle ,so could you do it ? Thats the question ? 2 years apart then paradise ? (the sex thing is my own insecurity )

would open up the back doors [s]to resort work[/s] in Thailand

little brown Asian things

[i]could mean a job in Thailand [/i]

big gamble, though?

you may get a job in Thailand if you stay there and in less than 2 years?

Thankyou Travis, 30 days a year ,flights paid for , in the long term great ,Question is who could be a good boy for 2 years ,i don it already and it was (hard)work , the wife'
s next to me pissing herself at the replies !

[i]who could be a good boy for 2 years [/i]

Any one with any respect for their partner?

trevron73 - Member
i am after all a man ?

not sure, can you post up pictures to prove it?

yeah bet the wife's killing herself!

[i]Any grown up [s]one[/s] with any respect for their partner?[/i]

i am after all a man ?

What makes a man a man?

The OP is actually 55 and lives with his mother. He has never had a woman in his life and the furthest he's ever been and ever will be from mummys busom is 5 meters.

Sounds like the OP is Euan from my local filling station, chief of the village Freemasons, and regular visitor to Romania where [s]an unfussy prostitute[/s] his girlfriend lives.

wwaswas - Member
who could be a good boy for 2 years

Any one with any respect for their partner?

Has nobody watched Road trip and become acquainted with the rules?

To the OP
Turn it around think about your Mrs left here hows she going to feel, maybe she'll take comfort in the arms of another (what's your address again :wink:), or how would you feel if the situation were reversed?

There's your answer

I've been a good boy for 7 years.
I've been very close to not being a good boy (the wife doesn't read this)
But a last minute reality call solved that one.

The big issue for you, is that it's going to be exotic (unless your wife is Asian)
They are going to be..... difficult.
And it will be.
The focus, will be the end plan.
Also, if the guys you hang on with, frequently go....
Then change friends.
I did.
Met some nice people to hang around with. You can still have fun, still enjoy yourself, but you don't have to cross that boundary.

Also, you need to choose your bars too. Some will be famous for what you want to avoid.

2 years, away from your wife, in the most boring place on earth?

Have fun! 🙂

trevron73 - Member
Thankyou Travis, 30 days a year ,flights paid for , in the long term great ,Question is who could be a good boy for 2 years ,i don it already and it was (hard)work , the wife'
s next to me pissing herself at the replies !

hihihihihihihihi.

Give your mum a kiss me

You don't love your wife so leave her and sleep around.

Plus if the mrs wants you to go perhaps she doesn't want to be with you either.

I was in a similar position and I didn't take the assignment. I was offered a job in Shanghai. At the time my mother-in-law had a brain tumour, which was ultimately terminal though we didn't know that at the time. My wife didn't want to leave her mother, but conversely the Shanghai opportunity was a big promotion for me and would help us both long term financially. We considered me taking the position with her coming out to visit me every few months.

We took an exploratory trip out to Shanghai and after speaking to people in the office there the general consensus was one of two things happen to people who relocate without their spouse or family. They either end up shagging someone/thing else, and/or they are lonely and miserable and end up returning home before the end of the assignment. Obviously some people could sustain the relationship, but the consensus among the expats was that the majority ended up sleeping around or buggering off back home. That coupled with some other factors meant I didn't take the offer. In hindsight it was the correct decision for us.

Once again
HE'S NOT MARRIED

Going on from what BoardinBob says that is true.
If something is missing, then you replace it.

I've managed (struggled) to keep riding/running and doing what I was doing back home.

What I can't replace, I find something knew to do.
Coursera has become a friend of mine.

Those who choose, and it is a choice, not to be faithful, well. It's their choice at the end of the day.

When going to a new country, there is so much more to do, than bars and girls.

Just don't follow the sheep.

[i]Once again
HE'S NOT MARRIED [/i]

who is he then?

His first post clearly states "leaving the wife".

well, that's what I thought but iolo seems to think it's all a lie so must have additional knowledge?

From the first post "leaving the wife at home", "no sex for 2 years"?
Then goes on to make comments along the lines of I'll just get locals, then his wife thinks this is hilarious.
You don't really need to be sherlock holmes guys

i am after all a man ?

You may be many things, but a man? No you're not that.

Don't worry about your wife, she'll be fine... Indulging in her own fantasies with your mates.

I work away from home a lot. Broke up with my GF just before Christmas. I don't know how people do it.

His first post clearly states "I didn't study at school".

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The OP is actually 55 and lives with his mother. He has never had a woman in his life

Is it 1970 again? When did women become possessions? You buying or selling?

The beautiful Maldives...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_b4SujuDUg

Little brown things?

Sorry? (Reported)

If your wife is with you in Thailand why can't she be with you in the maldives? At least for some of the time?

JCL = love it

Got to say little and brown did make me laugh, can't see what your prob is hora,
They are on the whole little and brown
If some one describe me on the way I look as big and white if say that's about right
I wouldn't be offended

If the OP said the same about ****stan in the topic- would it also be ok?

Is casual racism ok against the far east even as a teenage-troll?

what tyres for maldives? anyone?

op, either massive troll, or if serious should be getting divorced

I'm not a teenager, and I don't think it's racist, if you saw one of these people and some one asked you to describe them in 2 words, and you said small and brown, in what way is that racist, maybe you need to lighten up

I live and work in [s]Asia[/s] the world, and I know where you are coming from.
Temptation does come up, especially after a few beers.
But just get your head around it, think about the consequences, and you'll go back into the bar, and get whiskey and then sozzle out.

I'm not a teenager, and I don't think it's racist, if you saw one of these people and some one asked you to describe them in 2 words, and you said small and brown, in what way is that racist, maybe you need to lighten up

No I see it as racist in the context and the derogatory-intent.

So if you asked to describe someone from ****stan or India? My point is you would chose your words carefully wouldn't you.

[i]No I see it as racist in the context and the derogatory-intent.[/i]

I think you're confusing racism with political incorrectness. What the OP said isn't racist.

He's got the hits for those Thai girls so its not a derogatory comment.

No I would just say what I saw, brown with black hair, do you find that description, accurate or offensive?

For a start- stereotyping and an attempt at belittling/degrading if you want to go that way. Hes got the hits for those Thai girls? Many men have 'the hits' doesn't mean they've got any sort of respect for a female/the girl.

OP- do you have auto-remember/etc on your pc? Just saying mind..

No if just rather stick with the facts that you reported him on, brown and little, why also if you want to go of topic report some one and then say sorry to them?

Sorry? Do you see the context of what I just said.

This isn't racist at all is it?
Have sex with little brown Asian things.

I'm out. Keep your casual racism. Why do folk think its alright as long as you are laughing about it/cracking a joke at the sametime in a derogative way? What will you reply next 'no no its ok to do as we crack jokes about our own colour too you know'.

I didn't say it was alright, I said it isn't racism. It may be degrading, derogatory, etc but not casual racism. It's not the language you or I would use but it's still not racist.

Why is it racist hora?

It's ok because we do crack jokes about white people as well you know

It may be degrading, derogatory, etc but not casual racism

It's racist if it is degrading or derogatory with reference to a specific racial group.

i.e. just like the comment in question

...does it need to be spelled out any more clearly?