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Office Secret Santa is this Friday. The limit is £5 and it should be a normal present, not novelty Christmas tat.
I've got one of the guys in the office that I don't know. Any ideas?
¢5 of cheap underwear?
Razzle and tissues
Tight budget:
ditto, I have a tenner one to buy for next Fri. It has to be clean, ideally funny or useful, and is for a mid 20s female co-worker ...
Not a bottle of beer, tea bags, bag of curry sauce and humbugs I was gifted.... WTAF
gifted
FFS.
Power bank with associated lead. You lot are useless.
I didn't partake in secret santa this year. Then I discovered this and wished I had.
Any ideas?
Opt out. As irritating as endless birthday/baby/leaving cards for people you don't know or care about and team building events. Stupid American import for hipster wannabie corporates. Plus it's a waste of money on pointless gifts that will get thrown away (can be said about a lot of Christmas gifts anyway).
Humbug 😛
Deadkenny - I agree. It's the first year we've done it. In the past everyone was happy with an early finish, dry turkey then a few drinks.
Looks like it will be the nicest chocolate I can find for £5.
A Christmas card with the change from a fiver.
Use office stationary to make a Christmas card and put a fiver inside.
Or make the point that it's a waste of time, energy and resources that literally everyone except Lynne in accounts hates.
I had to buy for a slightly prudish older lady in our work a few years back.
So naturally I bought and carefully wrapped a banana protector and two satsumas.
Arse beads.
Butt plug
Colleague of mine used to houseshare with a lady who had a vey loud parrot. He used bleat on about it all day. One day the parrot escaped. So his secret Santa was a stuffed parrot.
Just received an excellent Secret Santa from someone who clearly knows me 😀
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A fivers worth of pastry-based lovliness!
Bottle of ridiculously hot chilli sauce?
Airwick Vipoo bang on budget
Charlie's Bum Butter sounds like an ideal secret Santa.
If you get sprung, you can be all innocent "I thought you were a cyclist"
Got to spend £10 on a guy who said some of my work was shit.
Got to spend £10 on a guy who said some of my work was shit.
seems like the best revenge would be to give him some of your work 🙂