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 mrmo
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I know it is meant to be a bit of fun, but wtf, i have to get something for my boss!!! I have been in the job 4 months so i guess it could be worse, i know they ride horses but beyond that?

But what do you buy a 50+ women that isn't a) boring as F*** or going to get you fired as you fail your probationary period!


 
Posted : 15/11/2011 10:31 pm
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Bananaguard, she'll enjoy unwrapping that.


 
Posted : 15/11/2011 10:55 pm
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Some HRT pills?


 
Posted : 15/11/2011 10:57 pm
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budget?

£25 for swiss army knife with cork screw and scissors is a personal favourite. Get it engraved for extra brown nosing. She may not instantly like it, but wait til she first uses it.


 
Posted : 15/11/2011 11:13 pm
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i thought the point of Secret Santa is nobody knows who bought the gifts?

In which case it doesn't matter if you choose the 'wrong' thing as they'll never know who's responsible.

Plus, as you say it's a bit of fun, so your boss would be a massive bore if they got 'offended' by something harmless.


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 9:21 am
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cake. more cake.


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 9:21 am
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Our place is always mildly offensive and I've got to buy for a guy who is habitually late so it shouldn't be too hard this year!


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 9:38 am
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mini plug here for my wifes new company

a box of handmade chocolates, with the option of cutomisable designs? Can fit any budget

[url] http://www.bigridgechocolates.co.uk [/url]


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 10:01 am
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Bananaguard is a good one

We have a £5 limit... I laminated a £5 note

Cost exactly £5, no effort and made it completley and utterley useless - perfect secret santa present - face when he opened it and the penny dropped was wonderful 😆


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 10:07 am
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I was in the same position last year.

easy/lazy option is a nice bottle of wine/chocolates


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 10:08 am
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It's not easy when your office Secret Santa price limit is £5, as it doesn't buy enough air freshener to disguise the smell of the wrapped-up turd you're giving your boss.[/url]

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Posted : 16/11/2011 11:12 am
 will
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Zulu that's great! Might have to do that depending on this years budget...


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 11:20 am
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One year I got one of my colleagues this (its an inflatable santa suit):

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Made for a very entertaining Christmas meal


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 11:29 am
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mini plug here for my wifes new company

The first part of your post is the basis of a great idea...

[b]mini plug[/b]


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 11:38 am
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(its an inflatable santa suit):

No shit?


 
Posted : 16/11/2011 11:39 am

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