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whatever next..?

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Posted : 14/12/2012 1:06 pm
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Who'd have thunk it? He looks like such a normal, well-adjusted individual


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:08 pm
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who does he post as on here?


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:09 pm
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Does he cut his hair with a boomerang?


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:09 pm
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who does he post as on here?

CFH innit.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:10 pm
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That's the future of broken Britain right there.
Be afraid people.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:17 pm
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[quote=Harry_the_Spider said]who does he post as on here?

CFH innit.

😆


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:20 pm
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These sodding super-injunctions are a waste of money.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:21 pm
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Who'd have thunk it? He looks like such a normal, well-adjusted individual

My thoughts exactly.
Whatever next? (Desperately tries to think of humourous bell-ringing related comment...)


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:22 pm
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It'd be more awkward to sniff a seat wi a broken nose, surprised no one has done this yet but after posting his picture and the story i imagine he's got it coming to him.

Gurning idiot seems to fit rather well.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 1:25 pm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1906799/I-did-sniff-colleagues-chair-admits-politician.html

It seems it's more prevalent than first thought. 8)

So the elephant in the forum forum room is

Has anyone actually sniffed a seat?


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 2:20 pm
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So that's what Thom Yorke does on his days off!


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 2:23 pm
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^ Didn't that lad just win the X-factor?


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 2:31 pm
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Posted : 14/12/2012 2:39 pm
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What would you charge him with? does it count as interference with a vehicle? I don't know about you lot but I'm pretty sure my saddle smells more of saddle than anything else.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 2:41 pm
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Trying to justify the actions of an idiot lead nowhere but madness.....


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 2:49 pm
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He might be doing us some good, from the article.

[i]Even enemies of cyclists have reacted with fury at Dennison’s vile antics. Brendan O’Cafferidge of the Taxpaying Road Users’ Forum said: “Anyone who uses Britain’s roads hates cyclists. “But not even these lycrawearing nincompoops deserve having their seating areas insufflated like this.”[/i]


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:09 pm
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Based on the STW rides I've been on he looks like the majority of STW'ers. Photoshop a helmet on him and tell me I'm wrong.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:12 pm
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Considering all the delicious perversions out there these days, why would you pick such an awful one? All the social and criminal impact of shagging a corpse, with none of the benefits.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:15 pm
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here you go hora
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erm how violated should I feel if my saddle gets sniffed. I'm assuming he's not doing it whilst riders are astride their bikes.

Taxpaying Road Users’ Forum
they don't sound like a load of arseholes do they?


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:16 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:17 pm
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Just don't ask about the predilections of your bike mechanic - when I lent an electric scooter for a Geri Halliwell shoot, I had several serious offers to buy the saddle.

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Posted : 14/12/2012 3:22 pm
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I'm concerned I can even remember the correct term for it. "snarfing"

Have I?

Might have 😳

She was awesome though...


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:22 pm
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DONK 😆


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:23 pm
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Incest boy 😯


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:30 pm
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Posted : 14/12/2012 3:36 pm
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Geri Halliwell shoot

I can't figure out what I'd rather do with the word 'shoot' and Geri. Shes uber-annoying but shes also bang-tidy.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:53 pm
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She's hideous!

Good Work there Donk!


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 3:56 pm
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a friend of a friend was a pretty german lady, she used to get a lot of comments riding around london, mostly "lucky saddle" shouted by white van man. for years she thought it was some kind of cyclists greeting, like have a nice ride, and so used to shout it at fellow riders....


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 5:54 pm
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but shes also bang-tidy.

really..?

she looks like an overpriced and very well worn ladies evening shoe 😯


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 5:58 pm
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who does he post as on here?

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Posted : 14/12/2012 6:02 pm
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That slab looks slippery?


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 6:06 pm
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Taxpaying Road Users’ Forum

those are the good guys right? The bad guys are "Aggressive Tax Minimising Road Users Chat Room" They only communicate via Amazon Kindles and Google Pads, using the free wifi in Starbucks. Now they really are ****s


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 6:55 pm
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Frankly, these days I think I'd be flattered if anyone wanted to sniff my seat.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 7:05 pm
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Taxpaying Road Users’ Forum

I thought that whole quote was a spoof. Is it not? Eep.


 
Posted : 14/12/2012 7:08 pm

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