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If Scots live in Scotland, why aren't people who live in England called Engs?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:09 pm
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Because we have a much better name for them.


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:13 pm
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…Germs live in Germany?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:14 pm
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Because we are a diverse mixture of all
Kinds of people from many different places. Most of us don't have a narrow nationalistic view.


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:41 pm
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Because we have a much better name for them.

👏👏


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:43 pm
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Canadians live in Canadia.


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:46 pm
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We were Angles, hence Angle-land. I suppose with the mixing in of the Saxons and whoever else chose to invade us over the centuries we're no longer true Angles, merely Angle-ish.

What would you suggest we call people from ****stan?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:49 pm
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Just don’t ask Scotroutes the Nigeria question..


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:50 pm
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I used to work in a place in Newcastle, which had a high proportion of Scottish people working there. The locals called us jockroaches!

I thought that was pretty funny! 🤣🤣


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 9:52 pm
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Because we have a much better name for them.

Such as?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:04 pm
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Sassenach, I assume. Can’t think of anything else he could be meaning . . .


 
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Canadians live in Canadia.

Darf ich eine Witze.....

Warum heisst Kanada Kanada?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:07 pm
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What about those Wa's from Wales?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:13 pm
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@thegeneralist

I'm ashamed to say I don't get it?

Could you explain for me please? And others who may be hard of thinking like me?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:23 pm
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Sassenach, I assume. Can’t think of anything else he could be meaning . . .

Southron perhaps ...


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:26 pm
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What about those Wa’s from Wales?

The ones famous for inventing the famous guitar effect in the 70s.


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:45 pm
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Could you explain for me please? And others who may be hard of thinking like me?

I assumed "Those English Bastards" or a variation thereof.


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:46 pm
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Such as?

English. Surely it's not that hard?

Wasn't it Kennedy that claimed to be a Berliner (a type of doughnut)?


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:50 pm
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@cougs

Google translate gives:

May I joke...

Why is Canada called Canada

I can't help but feel I'm being a bit mince here!


 
Posted : 28/04/2022 10:54 pm
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i don't think the punchline has been put forth yet, i think i know what it is and if i don't then i have a joke that has an aditional punchline


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 6:33 am
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we’re no longer true Angles, merely Angle-ish.

Deserved more credit.

The simple answer is language isn't fixed so shorter form demonyms like "Scot" or "Pole" are probably only adopted if they work to the speakers ears. Engs and Ires don't really work as words so the longer form alternative English and Irish is used instead.

Were people form Swaziland called Swazis?


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 8:56 am
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What would you suggest we call people from ****stan?

A mate had to have that awkward conversation with a ****stani lad he was working with at sea, basically along the lines of "You're a Scot so I'm a...". Logically it makes perfect sense, it just happens to have been hijacked as a pejorative/ignorant catch-all.

Such as?

I believe Renton described the shortcomings of both nations rather well.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 10:12 am
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Warum heisst Kanada Kanada?

Weiss nicht, warum heisst Kanada Kanada? Bitte...


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 10:26 am
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Darf ich eine Witze…..

Warum heisst Kanada Kanada?

Es gibt keine da!


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 10:52 am
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< Edit, too slow>

Thanks sboardman


 
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But Scotland is Alba in gaelic, so surely the people who live there are Albanians?

Great Britain is also known as Albion, so are all British people Albanians too, not just those from Scotland?


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 10:59 am
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We were Angles

Understandable. Some here are quite obtuse.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 11:02 am
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I always thought you were Scotch from Scotland. Like the eggs.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 11:04 am
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But Scotland is Alba in gaelic, so surely the people who live there are Albanians?

Albannachs innit


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 11:05 am
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Albannachs innit

Nope- Albannaich


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 12:04 pm
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I always thought you were Scotch from Scotland. Like the eggs

Nope, I find being called Scotch quite offensive


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 12:07 pm
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I believe Renton described the shortcomings of both nations rather well.

Between sorting out bikes? Impressive.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 12:16 pm
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Great Britain is also known as Albion, so are all British people Albanians too

Albonians, obviously.

I think that Scottish people should henceforth be called Scotlish, for consistency.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 12:18 pm
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So Albannaich for Scots, Albionnaich for Brits?


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 1:16 pm
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Nope- Albannaich

Only for the ladies here


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 1:19 pm
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@swavis, No offence intended, just an idle quip. I made a few friends when I lived in Sutherland so I know it grates.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 1:43 pm
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Sorry DP


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 2:54 pm
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@mashr Would that not be Boireannaich Albannach?


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 2:55 pm
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I don't know about the rest of you but this is making me really want a whisky right now.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 3:15 pm
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Are some people are taking everyday's a school day a bit too literally?


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 3:19 pm
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@mashr Would that not be Boireannaich Albannach?

Not as far as I’m aware. If this is wrong feel free to update it:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Albannach


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 3:40 pm
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@JefWachowchow no offense taken 😎

And anyone wanting a whisky should be here now (Aberlour), Spirit of Speyside Whisky festival is back on, it's great seeing/hearing all the tourists again, just been chatting to a couple of Americans that are absolutely buzzing about being back.


 
Posted : 29/04/2022 7:13 pm

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