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So is it true what they said on QI the other night that owning a dog has the same environmental impat as owning 2 land cruisers?
If it is then urgent action needs to be taken. Not only did my tyre pass through some dog shit yeaterday but that shit is killing the planet too.
Children are even worse...
Adults worser still.
Yeah..kill all the kids..I like my dogs 😀
Edit, ooh ooh..the Welsh..
Done. What do you want me to do now?
Can I kill someone else's dog? I've grown a bit fond of mine.
Yes DeBz... but only if you feed the dogs you kill to your dog... carbon neutrality.
hexhamstu... you can start by giving me all your money. The next stage of the grand plan is being worked on.
what dogs can be rendered down and used to fuel my Landcruiser?
thank god... finally some sensible advice..
I don't really have any money, give a bell when you've sorted the next stage. I'll be out the back burying me dog....
If you have a cat or any other pets you might as well chuck them in their too.
Really you should eat the dog.
Eat him? For gods sake, what am I going to put in this big hole I've dug now?
I'm looking after a neighbour's dog for a week...
No, on balance I'd rather that those smug so-called environmentalists did the decent thing and topped themselves. It would do so much for the planet...
You know what to do ohnohesback!
Hex - how about a water feature? It could double up as a means to rid your neighbourhood of cats. Each cat is the same as running a decent spec VW Golf.
Yeah..kill all the kids..I like my dogs
Edit, ooh ooh..the Welsh..
Speaking from Wales as I am.... I think we should kill your dogs.
And mine. Pain in the arse.
I was only joking 🙄 I don't hate kids really.....
So is it true what they said the other night that watching QI has the same environmental impact as owning 2 land cruisers driven by dogs?
Can we get some kind of conversion for other animals?
e.g. if I run over 12 rabbits on the way home in my car it makes the journey carbon neutral?
Rabbits eat wild grass so they don't count.
Germaine Greer says Kill Em' All...
http://www.****/news/article-1393409/Feminist-Germaine-Greer-blames-dogs-killing-bluebells.html
Dogs seem to agree, they are very willing to kamikaze under my front wheel when I ride past.
Some dogs just want to see the world burn....
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Still, the rats will benefit from the lack of terriers, so it may balance out...